Monday, January 02, 2006

arise like helium up ....groovin’ out of the question ....won’t disrespect him, but our styles fuckin’ posh, like dave beckham c'mon

douchebag- lite paid $10 to access the internet...

and....

i'm mouching off it like a mother fucker! (total aside.....is that correct way to spell mouching?)

greetings and salutations from lake tahoe! just got here today....and waiting my turn to live it up on the x-box. five feet of snow have fallen since the 1st of the year....say it with me people.....ready? READY?!! "hell-fuckin-yea!!"

so....how y'all doin?! have a good new years?

i, personally, have high hopes for the '06.....granted the '05 sucked donkey balls in my opinion, so, honestly, it can't get *that* much worse...

anyway....i just wanted to give a shout-out to all the homosexual retards who think that fuckin' rings on your fingers are.........acceptable.

it's not. really. i shit you not.

that ring on your finger...any finger..makes you look like a ra
inbow-tossing flaming homosexual (in most cases...wedding rings of course don't count and there are certain exceptions). i don't care how nice your hands are, how big your hands are, how absolutely awesome that ring may be.....

if you're a guy.

if you're hetero-sexual.

if you are not ghetto-fabulous/african american/in the hip-hop industry

take that fucking thing off your finger.

that is all.

this public service announcement has been brought to you by the letter Z.

18 comments:

tjayswift said...

Make sure you get good pics in Tahoe!! Did you have to drive through any flood-type stuff to get there? Friends in NorCal say it's been pretty ugly...

deaconmike said...

The idle machinations of a cerebulla challenged childe are easily understood but with great difficulty internalized.

Qu'est ce pas?

deaconmike said...

The letter 'Z'... my kids watched 'the Electric Company' ... not 'Sesame Street'

and 'Mr. Rogers ..'..

DZER said...

damn ... what the hell happened to the comment I thought I posted?

anyway, it's "mooch" and "moocher" and "mooching" etc. only reason I know for sure is from Cab Calloway's "Minnie the Moocher" from the "Blues Brothers." ... hidey-hidey-hidey-ho!

as for rings ... what about mafioso button-men? offensive linemen with super bowl rings? goofy Guam guys with Secret Squirrel decoder rings? heh.

tear up the slopes, buttah-dahlink ...

Osbasso said...

*mooching*

Natalia said...

Yeah I have to go with mooching... but your spelling is more fabulous :)

What's with the ring-hating? lol... I was seriously tearing up with the whole ghetto-fabulous thing.

Hehehe...glad you have high hopes for '06.

{{{huggers}}}

-N

mal said...

actually? I think the ding dongs in the Hip Hop biz look like idjits too with all that glitter on. Jeez, and they can't even get their hats on straight

mal said...

BTW,,,good news on Tahoe..everytime I went there it rained. Did lots of drinking instead of skiing

sassinak said...

dude i am SO GLAD you got several feet of powder! nothing worse than a rained out ski trip in my opinion.

thanks for posting, party on ladybird!

SignGurl said...

LMAO about the rings!

I like the new profile pic. It's purdy!

da buttah said...

yea, great news about tahoe...unfortunately...only got a half day today 'cause some bitch knocked me over going off the ski lift, ramming her board into the right side of my right knee, and causing a guy to skate his board right into the left side of my right knee..and for those of you who think i'm being a pussy..it hurt so bad i puked y'all. total upside...i got to be put in the lil sled thing and toted down the mountain by a really hot dutch guy :)

the entire right side of my upper thigh is black and blue, and my knee is seriously rivaling my hair for blackness. if i get motivated enough to shave, i'll share some pics ;)

ach well! medicate...ad keep on keepin' on. full day of powder tomorrow!

bigwinner810 said...

I took my time beating up an eight year old for this here Ring Pop so there is certainly no way I am taking it off until it's finished. But aside from that, and aside from the college ring I wear to feel arrogant, I agree with you. I just can't beleive the Russian Jew is taking a stand against the finger jewelry.

How long are you out in Tahoe for?

Youwish said...

Man-rings are gross. Wedding bands are even kinda ugly, but they are used for like some committment thing so I guess I can run with that.

The worst is the pinky ring by far...oh. my. god. GROSS.

Happy '06!

tiffkindred said...

Hope you were able to enjoy your day today! Ox...t

Timmy said...

The letter Z kicks ass. Always fuckin' up that bitch-ass playa-hatin' letter Q's game.

Jabbertrack said...

So how'd that shaving go?

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Johnny Menace said...

and to think Z use to be all about the ring.

Superbowl rings are ok to wear