alright people.......rather sadly (or happily...depends how you view this wee little bitchfest i call my blog)....i'm taking a short leave of absence....
that's right! from dec 23rd to january 8th i will be no where near a computer..okay..that's a lie.....umm..i will be in no position to devote a half hour or more to blogging until my return. ...because i will either be:
a) getting my cali on with the the dude; (look forward to an audio blog from that..)
b) getting my party on;
c) chillin with the family; or
d) snowboarding to my orgasmic glee....seriously....i'm looking at my freshly waxed board right now and i'm getting a little misty...if you know what i mean ;)
so yea...i won't be around....and it's my sincerest hope y'all won't forget about me!
there is always e-mail..showcased on the RIGHT!!....and phone calls....*wink wink nudge nudge*
to start: watch "welcome to collinwood" ! seriously! a movie based in COLLINWOOD! (for those who don't know what collinwood is... it's a ghetto ass suburb of cleveland). The whole movie was filmed here in the lovely city of cleve...in fact, the apartment they are trying to rob is actually on st. claire which is about 5 blocks from where i live. anyway, good movie....and it spreads the cleveland love!
second: i have fallen in love with gerard butler. he has an awesome rock-esque tenor voice. he's got a hot scottish accent. he looks like this:
mmmmmmmm nummy! okay and he kinda looks like.....okay...i can't say that....just ask me if you care!
third: my new years resolutions:
1. finally lose this goddamn post-surgery weight. not for vanity purposes....for sanity purposes.
2. put some mild effort into not being single. strange, yes..especially since i'm rather anti-relationship in all that i do....but, it's been almost 2 years (jan. 17th will be officially two years) of nothing, and no real prospects in sight.....(guys i'd more than happily go for that would never even consider me...do. not. count.)....so, i figure it's time to maybe...try, and not just avoid it completely (read: run away screaming like a little girl) like i usually do.
2.5. in adjunct to number two: only date peole who know, live, and use the differences between: you're and your; their, there, and they're; know and now; too and to...well... basically those guys that aren't at the orthographical level of a five year old.....it's just better for my complexion, you know? oh, and that sanity thing as well.
3. also in adjunct to number two: try not to be so...nice. yea, i know this comes as a shock to you...but in this fun thing called reality, i'm a fairly nice person. often times too nice....and i know that's bad...and i know i need to censor it a bit. so here's to trying to be all the bitch people seem to think i am!
4. try....and try is the operative word here......to make friends with people in my school. it's just one of those things that has to be done...mostly because my gpa would greatly improve if i have people giving me cheat shit (it's allowed....how lawyerly, eh?). granted the idea of talking about law, even while boozing it up, kind of makes me vomit in my mouth a little (add in the fact that most peole in my school grew up together, and so there is no clique..there are lifelong bonds to get past here)... this is the "take one for the team" resolution.
5. finally do something i've wanted to do for a while....and which has been suggested to me a few times: become a bartender. i'm planning on enrolling in the two week night class when i get back from my little vacation....lord knows i could use the money...and lord knows i could use something to do on my newly free friday and saturday nights. wooo!! bring it on!
6. drink more! yea..that's right. fuck giving it up. fuck cutting back. i like the sauce and the sauce fuckin loves me. and along with that give more head...or at least have more sex. okay, now in all seriousness: finally get my tonsils out.
fourth: this one is for nick aka the studness: shit tainted yam bag is now the new name for el-assfuck-o!
lastly: HAPPY not-so-HTN Y'ALL! i'll be doing this for five glorious days!! (and odds are i'll have whiplash again after landing like a retard after trying to do tricks i'm really not qualified to do....but those shitty landings aren't caught on the camera..and thus i look way cooler this way..tee hee!)
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in totally divergent news: (this will be mildly cheesy)
seriously. i'm happy i've met all of you, if even in the virtual sense. you all have touched me, enriched me, and helped me grow as a person.
and for that....
i can't thank you enough.
i wish you all a fantastic holiday, and a magnificent new year.
ps: i will be checking in frequently..so please..comment....it's insane how happy commenting makes me :)
26 comments:
wait ... who got to touch you? what did he (or she) get to touch? even virtually?
damn ... I knew I missed out on some touchage!
have a great break, buttah baby ... have fun, relax, enjoy yourself ... and pay no attention to those of us who will be lost, to some degree, without your verbosely vociferous venting verbiage!
*mwah*
Viva! Las! Vegas!
This doesn't mean I'm not seethingly pissed at you for literally throwing me under the bus on the mother fuckin world wide web. Nay Nay! I am rather glad you haven't treated me as a lost cause though. Oh. Paris is pissed you completely cut him out of that picture.
Your punk ass is going down in DA HOE! fyi e-fee!
hahaha yea that's ryan...frosted hair and all.
i told him i'm tying him down and dying his hair black again.
i don't break my ass....i just seem to get whiplash every fuckin time i go.
Enjoy ma lady. Gimme a New Year's text-kiss at 3am.... whooooooo! :)
Alright, can you at least give the guy a break who doesn't know the difference b/w role and roll? Help a brotha out.
Remember the Biggie Size.
I'll even make sweet love to you to the tunes of Benny Benassi.
ya know. waiting for these goddamn sleeping pills to work is taking long and longer every goddamn time....
role=sex roles
roll=tp
make it yanni and you have a deal on the sweet love...although it'd be more of a hate fuck, wouldn't it shmoppsy?
Wes---i'd rather give you a real kiss ;)
I'm not flaming, nor comfortable enough with my sexuality to actually "frost" my hair. What you have witnessed is something we in the extremely gay world of hair-dying like to call: roots. Dark brownish hair roots make it have a frosted appeal.
MELACHIM E! Everyone thinks I'm waving rainbows around now. God I hate you. If you didn't let me grab your boobs at will for the better part of our formative years, I'd so be way more angry at you.
I almost regret sending the x-box BACK!
Hag. TeeHee!
Yaay break! Fucking enjoy it because you know how fast it goes and then it's back to being buried in books. I know only too well. So have a blast.
And, you know, Gerard Butler is MINE. MINE, BEATCH...I WILL pull out your fucking WEAVE! *cough* sorry...I don't know where that came from.
Here's wishing you well on keeping all your resolutions! :)
(((huggers)))
-N
Happy Holidays Elle, Hope you enjoy yourself on the slopes. I'm way jealous that you'll be out boading and I'll be in C-town working. Have a good time. Good luck with bartending school too. I went to one of those and all it taught me was there were a vast number of concoctions that I hadn't tried yet.
holy shit is that you rippin it up?
niiiiiiice
regarding the blogger <3... I think it's great that we all get some sort of therapudic (sp?) existential (sp? again?!) benefit!
Whatever Ry..you're a homo!
Dude---uhhhhhh pull the "it's channukah, i get off till the 3rde bitches" bullshit? or not..that's cool haha
Nat--i don't have a a weave..but i will so fight you for him!
Pearl--wanna come? :)
Brian...wait? you saying it's not worth it? i just think it's mildly worth it for job placement..cause i have no idea how to get a job outside of the legal world anymore.....
Jabberstud...yea..dats me....don't think i landed any of it. oops!
K, so first gerard... I'm sending him to OH once you return.
You snowboarding... I want you to know that yes, there is a lot of snow where I live and we have kick ASS snowboard runs... so, once you hit CA go north with Dude and I'll meet ya. We'll rip shit up.
Oh, i do snow board a lil, but I always break my ass when I do it, certainly not as awesome as you are in the powder.
Umm. i hope i enriched your life. because for a long time I think that perhaps I was too self-centered... that wasn't me though, I hope.
and if your looking for a guy you now that writes like there just completeing there GED. Then yes, please do not DO NOT correct their emails and what not in red pen... It's just bad. they don't like that.
*ahem* Happy Chanukah!
ou think Coolingwood is bad now, you should have seen it when I lived in Cleveland Heights in the late 90s. That or the area downtown around the hospital. Crackville - population 0 (they're all dead).
Like you blog, I'll be back.
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Enjoy the break...and on a sappy note...I'm glad I found your (not you're) blog.
OH sure, you get 'im glad i found your blog, I'll be back' and i get 'nice tits'.
sheesh.
Yes, you will make lots of friends and money in law school if you get a gig as a bartender.
hey elle, nice tits. that make you feel better EN?
No, it's TOTALLY worth it. I just failed to use it for a job. Instead I used it to further kill more brian cells. I'll be interested to see what you think. It'll be a complete 180 from law school. You'll love it.
awwww, noxious! my brother is 6'2'' about 190 and he can out do me in anything physically....flips and tricks included.
helps that he's got about 3 years more experience snowboarding than me...but still
murphy...darling....
one carry on...a garmet bag...and a snmowboard is ALL i need!
noxious: yea i like speed. i wear a helmet, wrist guards, and knee guards. fuck it..i don't care how gay i look. perk of having a brother for a doctor---i know they can fix EVERYTHING, but a screwed up spinal cord. so i guess that gives me more balls. that, and i'm kind of one of those people who's like "you mean to say, i could get seriously hurt or potentially die from this?..SWEET! lets do it"....
Happy Holidays to you as well! I
hope you have/had a wonderful time! Cheers to you Miss Elle...Ox...t
.holy hella hotness batman! that guy is GORGEOUS! and he has a scottish accent???
.it's way way more fun to serve drinks than to pay for them
.the their there and they're thing is key. in fact only once have i met a man who made me get past his inability to differentiate your and you're and that's only because his art was just that good.
.i'm really glad your blog was in the recently updated that day i happened to log in to mine.
.have a great time snowboarding!
.hug the dude for me!
,you don't look overweight, but neither do i and i still have 20 pounds to go to get to my fully ripped up hottie mchottieness. so i sympathise.
.i failed at our samhain resolution and only lost 2 pounds BUT i didn't gain my christmas ten so i'm calling it a win.
.happy chanukah babe.
and it's COOPED up
couped is like a car which is a coupe so i don't know how you can get couped unless maybe you get nailed in a coupe?
happy chanukah babe!
2.7 - Lower your standards.
Happy Holidays Elle!!
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