alright, i admit it. i've been kind of down lately for reasons i won't explicate or go into detail about because, matter-of-factly, it's my shit and mine it shall stay. i do partially blame it on the bastard impending green pills though....
....anyway, i enlisted a guest blogger to do a little somethin' somethin'...and where the fuck is this guest blogger? fuckin stuck on a train to DC that's delayed (since when do trains get delayed?!)..so...well..umm..y'all are stuck with me..and accordingly, i'll keep it short and sweet:
....i'm sick of the gym. abso-fuckin-lutely sick of it....i wake up at 7am and have no desire to go....i have no issue with the waking up part, it's the "go to the gym" part of the equation that i'm hating. i can't get on a tredmill and run 4 miles anymore cause i get bored.....i can't get on an elliptical rider and just go for an hour, cause my mind goes numb. luckily, my tahitian dancing classes start up again in october....so that's something....but my fat ass needs more! any suggestions? i'm thinking of starting up kickboxing again, but it's fucking impossible to find a decent studio within sane driving distance......snarf!
i find it absolutely weird that i eat spicy food like no other, yet hate jalapeno's. figure that one out......i put habenerro paste/chili paste/chili powder in/on everything i cook....but i find jalepeno's gross......
so i went to my friends house this afternoon to make dinner for him and his girlfriend (what? like she has to know?!)...and as i'm sitting there waiting for the shit to simmer, broil, cook, and steam, and playing a little Halo2 on his xbox (yea...i cook to play halo2....i have no shame....), he offers me a beer...which of course i take. what does he smack down on the table (without even a coaster....i was disgusted)....and what does the bottle's label say? "Red Stripe".....oh yes....jamaica's finest piss water. this is after moments before, i was all up in his kitchen, and noticed two cases of miller lite sitting in his fridge...so i go "dude..red stripe? what the fuck?" and he replies "for your jamaica love mon!"...and after about thirty seconds of me staring at him (yea guys.....you know the stare...the "it's not a real look" stare).., he promptly got me a miller. bastard!
so this guy gave me his number last friday....so i texted him...seeing as i fuckin hate talking on the phone.....and he replied with a "i'll call you later in the week." i have 30 bucks riding on the fact that he won't call me.....holla!
VEGAS! VEGAS! VEGAS! so, the dude (that would be teresa naomi for those of you who have no idea, or just don't frequent this blog..like..AT ALL) are planning on going to vegas for new years...'06 style....and we need people for the greater benefit of saving some moo-lah (what? our friends suck...we've realized it...) ....more the merrier! so c'mon! you know you want to go....and think of the upside: cheap hotel stay and if you think the dude and i blow...you have all the rest of vegas to play with!
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"so i went to my friends house this afternoon to make dinner for him and his girlfriend" ........ i'm not excepting the halo 2 answer?
So you went to this guy's house....
made dinner for him....
and his girlfriend....
This man is my idol.
Wow... I would ask for a little more than just a Miller Lite for cooking dinner... I am assuming that he was passing it off as his cooking?
yup. he was passing it off as him makin dinner
which i'm cool with. i like to cook, and he has a gas stove..which is just fantastic to cook on (my electric stove sucks ass)...and it's boring cooking for youself...so hey, i ot to have fun...besides, not like i paid for any groceries..just came over, cooked for two hours, hung out, and left.
no big deal.
1. I am the lord fat guy, DZER. I shall give no exercise advice.
2. Yer too nice, and basically helping a man lie to a woman. Isn't that gender betrayal?
3. Why do they keep making all these different beers? Don't they pretty much all taste the same? I mean, really.
4. I wish I could commit to Vegas at New Year's, but I'm a bankrupt biatch and will be sitting my lonely, beyond-broke ass at home that night, trying to avoid the gunfire.
shiiter shitterson with the hiccups...
don't deny the hiccup love dude...i'm not.
based on my bastard parents....my entire new years is contingent on the choice of my brother and what he wants to do.....which, by way of jewish guilt trips from the mom....is spend it rotting in san fran with my uncle, and my parents.
YAY family.
no! i want to go to vegas!
it's basically what my brother decides....and if i go, my dad has basicaly said i get to pay for however i get to tahoe afterwards..which i'm cool with.
see what comes to fruition.
burton snowboards...Aspen bitches...Colorado in Jan or Feb...HOLLA
set up a paypal account ... a "send buttah to vegas" fund ... hell, if you can get every unique visitor to your blog to donate $5, you'll be able to upgrade to a junior suite ;)
oh, and vqvpwxeb? are you shitting me?
no! LAKE TAHOE! JANUARY! burton board is ready!
oh my god...i'm so fucking excited.....why does it take a 4 hour plane ride, freezing weather, and fresh powder to truly make me happy?
fresh powder snow or crac???...Nino Brown...passing out turkeys
snowboard?
nooo. i strap in..and just look really fuckin cool.
snow....crack gives me hiccups.
ahh..hahahahahahahaha..awesome..I just strap in and sit in the lodge...HOLLA
wow..beer gives me the hiccups..
its great....i figure out how to do a a few jumps....but i still can't get off the fuckin ski lift..what the shit?
beer? hiccups? you?
no!
i got some becks dude
holla!
clinky....kinky....:)
hmmm. anyone want to go to a concert on friday? :)
30 seconds to mars!
never too much Jersey :)
DUDE! come! my friend avi won free tickets and he can't go cause of shabbat....and like i could find anyone to go with?
i still remember ass fuck convincing me that it wasn't mr. leto standing right there eating a vegan muffin...and then him being like "no fuckin way" when that same guy got up on stage.
i even hunted leto down so ass fuck could get a pic with him. he's cuter in person, have to admit :)
no....assfuck 1 and ass fuck two are wholly different characters
*drinks her diet coke*
hmm
what the fuck is up with gmail hating me?!!
must be all that hair murph.
told you to trim it
30 seconds to mars...stay fucking hot LETO.
mmmm shiny nips!
lol
always a good time going on here
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