Saturday, August 20, 2005

till the sweat drip from my ballllllzzz..skeet skeet skeet

sooooo....for the first time in a while i actually sat down to watch some tv. why? because my bitch of a laptop is about 2 fuck-ups away from being thrown out my third floor window onto prospect avenue at 5pm when there are cars going 6o mph down it. leave it to my peice of shit technology to fuck up on the cusp of me starting my 2nd year of "you will die without a laptop" law school........MO-HER FO-HER!

anyway, like i said..was watching tv..and i happened upon this show called "Dr. 90210" and I AM IN LOVE with one of the doctors that they follow: dr. diamond. soooooo hot! he's just starting his own practice in the los angeles area, and instead of going balls out like the rest of los angeles does, he went for a quant studio in the city. he surfs, he's 29....and he is the future mr. idelchik :)

i also saw the most disturbing ad i have ever seen in my entire life. has anyone else seen the ad for ky 2 in 1 lotion? it's lube, and it's a massage oil......and it heats up......uch...vomit! who the fuck wants to rub lube on their partner and massage? what guy is going to be okay with his woman taking her heating lube, and rubbing it on him..and then squirting some in her cooch for later? EW!! NO!

that's all for now. i shall post again once i get my new laptop on monday....which coincidently is the first day of classes....which coincidently is my corporations class....which coincidently has 200 pages of reading for the first day....which coincidently doesn't have a book in the bookstore. snarf.

i miss jou all!!

time to enjoy my last weekend of freedom! off to party :)

ps: i'm not feeling the new profile pic..but ryan, e, jake, and brad were all about it.....haggard isn't it?

74 comments:

mal said...

mmmm, so what are you doing AFTER lunch on Monday?

Party On!!!

DZER said...

i'm not feelin' the new pic either ... I'm missing the "fuck you" smarmy elle ... *sighs*

Daniel said...

When did blogs become prey for fucko advertisers? Fuckos.

Johnny Menace said...

your infatuated about anything diamond, the diamond cutter, dustin diamond, diamond comics, black diamonds, pubic hair shaped like a diamond, Lou diamond phillips, diamond men (indie film), ok ok i got to throw out dustin diamond and lou diamond phillips.... that's all i wanted.

Michelle Dumont said...

stop with the self-portraits, already. The lens is distorting your face. Can't you afford to have a friend take a pic of you....?

Johnny Menace said...

i'm going to agree with the picture critics... this picture has no action, deer in headlights look, no background... at least put a couple of pictures on your blog and let us vote on them.

da buttah said...

i actually didn't take that pic.....that would be ryan who took that pic...hence he put it up..seeing as i can't on my POS laptop. but thanks for playing anyway...

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Johnny Menace said...

your nose is crooked

mal said...

mmmmmmm gotta say, I liked the old pic a lot better...it had "attitude" *G*

very pretty pic though

da buttah said...

i have no idea what the fuck ryan is doing....

i need my new laptop! so i can put up a decent pic!!

Brady said...

I liked the middle finger pic best! It makes me laugh to myself when I see you commenting on my blog. It was my favorite. I am thinking about changing my pic now to an animated picture of me hopping and dancing around in my boxers...

Johnny said...

i thought clay aiken was the future miss elle.

white_devil said...

rock out e...i liked the old pic..I like this one was well...need a nipple shot...

jimmmer said...

I way preferred the previous bird pic.

white_devil said...

doesnt he have a cd called "the measure of a man's inseam"?

da buttah said...

god..not only do i start school today

but i was greeted this morning by a pelvic exam..and the prospect of "just one more surgery"

uchhhh

Johnny said...

i told you not to answer those penis enlargement ads, elle!!!

:)

now dont forget your lunch.

and answer all of the prof's questions with "sue that bitch".

guarantee you'll get an B.

da buttah said...

maybe in civ pro..which i already took Johnny haha

da buttah said...

for the hideous thing i call my face, Ed :)

da buttah said...

fantastic day...

and i went to costco...and the cunts of my apartment building don't understand the concept of returning the shopping cart after you tote your shit upstairs to your apartment....so it's sitting there....

and i haven't gotten my new lappy....

and i'm peeling eggs because it's diet time again.

da buttah said...

yea....back to protien shakes

figure it's cheap, and doesn't involve me sitting down, cause lord knows i never do that

da buttah said...

i get to do it all on my own...but i'm to busy cramping up and walking funny from the gyno to go to the gym today..snarf!

i got the designer whey..they taste decent with some yogurt.

iono..might need another one i guess

da buttah said...

see how well i do alone....

i'm motivated....kinda....

da buttah said...

haha jamaica's too far away to be motivating!

da buttah said...

my asipiration of getting laid before 06...that's what's keeping me going haha

Johnny said...

btw elle, your new pic is ... too .. respectable.

its like jenny anniston's body double, and we all know brad dumped that fine piece of ashhhhh!!!

course, who wouldnt turn down animal groanin jolie? muhaha

can you sue for adultery? its illegal right?

da buttah said...

to sue for adultery? no, but it's grounds for divorce which is rooted in the civil......not to mention catching your spouse cheating is one of those "heat of passion" things that can get you from man 1 to man 2

hmmm not by the guys i want to be done by dude.

da buttah said...

that and i spent 30 bucks i don't have on a blender

that's also motivating

how goes it with keren?

da buttah said...

i dont care if i'm buff.....smaller flabby version of my self is peachy

Johnny said...

blender?
what are you making??
margaritas??

yuMMM!

da buttah said...

naw my dad took it. he made this awesome work out area in their new house....it's purdy sweet


uhh Johnny....i wish!

Jabbertrack said...

screw the margarita mix though... just give me the booze

da buttah said...

iono..after reading 100 pages of corporations

i'm with jabberstud

hook it up!

Jabbertrack said...

cheap stuff... cept body shots

Jabbertrack said...

is everyone gone doing body shots or what?

da buttah said...

i got big tits

use those for body shots

Jabbertrack said...

easier than using mine I suppose...

my neck was killing me trying to get the salt off my nipple

da buttah said...

that'll happen

sensual massage?!

Jabbertrack said...

you look kinda sunburnt in the new profile pic btw, supwitdat

save the massage for yourself or your next date... I'm covered :)

da buttah said...

i was sunburnt! it was vegas..everyones sunburnt there!

what date?!!

da buttah said...

i had no idea...

do i?

Jabbertrack said...

dude take the tits out for a walk and get a date, it's that easy!

da buttah said...

if it were that easy jabberstud

i'd have multiple dates!

Jabbertrack said...

hmm testing out new profile pics myself

Jabbertrack said...

can hardly see what it's even a picture of...

da buttah said...

makes me feel like i should be on a grassy knoll....with a martini......and geeves

i like it jabberstud! prefer the old one though

Jabbertrack said...

I got another one where im all crazed looking... sec

Jabbertrack said...

hey look natural hair color omg

da buttah said...

jabber dyes his hair?!

*cough* gay *cough*

i like it!!

Jabbertrack said...

dude that old picture was from 98, I was young and tryin out new stuff, hair was white... took many hours of bleach.

da buttah said...

oh i know. i used to dye my hair all these funky colors

whent he dude met me it was magenta :)

Jabbertrack said...

I'm going to try and take a picture for a new one, something with a hat because that's what I really look like, I rarely am sans-hat except for work

da buttah said...

i need my flick off one back, huh?

intersting Ed....muy interssante

Jabbertrack said...

did people just start speaking jibberish without my permission?

da buttah said...

you started a trend dude

thank you amy!

Jabbertrack said...

ya sup with the picture switching t-dawg!

da buttah said...

titties....check!

Jabbertrack said...

I think just a picture of boobs would be an awesome profile pic

Jabbertrack said...

I just realized my picture is my "omg I see boobs" face

da buttah said...

i could do that. lord knows everytime we go out someone takes a pic of my tits

da buttah said...

could also be a "oh my god....i see lesbians going at it, and they're hot lesbians!" face

da buttah said...

i see that as being your "o" face jabberstud

and that's hot

Jabbertrack said...

I was totally into the whole watching lesbians thing when I was young, just can't get into it now...

da buttah said...

he has a newfoundland

okay sorry..had to say it. HOT!

da buttah said...

this guy on the jew date....he's got a pic of his 9 month old new foundland poochie. SO CUTE!!!!


it'd be an awesome "o" face though....

da buttah said...

there you go dude...jew it up

da buttah said...

seriously!! how fucking cute is that dog?!

i mean he aint' bad either

BUT THE DOG!!!

da buttah said...

they fling it up to 80 feet

OH MY GOD!!

i must date this man!

da buttah said...

no fuckin idea

i see him as an eric for some reason. he just keeps looking at my profile...

da buttah said...

alright. off to my first class

hoyy!!

Jabbertrack said...

lol @ the jew dating site!

Jabbertrack said...

hurray more blogs/users to report for violating the Terms of Service agreement!

da buttah said...

i'm lovin the pic yo!