micrphone checka, swing sword lecture..closing down the secrtar, surpeme neck protector

so today marked the official commencement of my second year of bullshit...err, i mean legal..education. can't say i'm sorry to be starting school again, afterall, it's all i've really done with my life; however, it's just the thought of starting up with the disgustingly competitive fiends i go to school with that is kind of making the commencement of escuela a bit...lackluster. either way, my nerdy ass fuckin self absolutely LOVED today's lecture on corporations, and the professor is awesome....and the final is multiple choice and open book. now, before you get all "oh, that's easy"...think again. for memorizing 1200 pages of pure fact and finding which answer from four is the best, isnt' easy.....and it's never that fun to know that there's a bell curve, and my chances of getting an "a" are about as high as me getting laid before december! HOLLA!

in other news, in my forced excile to tv land, i saw the mpvie swat. what the fuck was that? okay, i give, colin farrel is fairly easy on the yes, but what a peice of shit movie! i can't even articulate how banal, unrealistic, or just utterly stupid the entire premise of the movie was...and aside from some decent shit blowing up randomly.....gay. gay. gay. you can't base the majority of a movie that takes place in los fucking angeles, in their non existant subway stations. not a good premise. i hope that fucker who thought of that got fired.

so....yes...as i sit here watching "the daily show", my mind is plagued by one fucking re-occuring thought: where the shit is my mother fucking new laptop?!! it's monday! it was shipped saturday! WHERE IT BE IS?!!

i'm off to drown my sorrows in.....OH, wait, i'm back on my shitty diet.....egg white anyone?