we'll keep it short and sweet today:
reason #4598 i love living downtown: group of decently attractive guys walking on my street at 12am, with no shirts on.....and they stopped to talk to me while i walked my dog. purrrr!
question: what's hotter, boy shorts...or...thongs?
depressing admission: i have yet to have sex in my bed here in cleveland. snarf!
About Me
- da buttah
- let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
65 comments:
Sorry to suck ass, but I'm pretty sure your blog is a frickin' riot! You're my fav--and not just because you're crass and located in the midwest... ;)
u want the devil...admit it..im drunk and have a big horn.
don't forget to buy a little penknife to use to carve the notches once you break it in ...
You had the opportunity to have sex in your bed last evening when you met the guys without shirts. Did they need a sign attached telling you to let them upstairs? Did you at least get phone numbers? hahaha...
and what is up with walking the dog at 12am...
???
elle, you need to meet someone asap...
Thongs, absolutely hands down. Literally I guess too...
so no one else goes commando?
i usually go commando....i'm a minimalist on the clothing front
there were 6 guys, and they were coming out of a concert at Peabody's....they were just nice....seeing as downtown Cleveland=straight 'hood.
i need someone eh bl?
good looking guys downtown, no shirts, after midnite? Sure they are not gay? *L*
nope i live on my own Ed..lived wiht my parents during el summer-o cause they lived down the street from where i worked
ut oh..bubba having troubles with the mizan?
tevea?!! lord. no wonder you were up till 2am
anyone know anythign about computers?!!
no they live in niskayuna..which is a suburb of albany
yea....they live in bumble-fuck
it is.
especially when it's 8 hours from my bumblefuck city :)
I think thongs are always sexier...in any situation except funerals.
Nope, they're sexy there, too.
On the right ass lacy boyshorts are good, but on the perfect ass a thong is appreciated.
I have neither, but own a thing!
I mean thong. Well, I guess I have a thing too...nevermind
buttah ... you on a mac or gates-devil-evil-machine?
hmm ... I just realized the time and that I won't be around to answer your computer question anytime soon ... sorry! LOL
haha it's cool
buying a new laptop..or thinking about it....mines all fucking up lately
normally i wouldn't care
but law school without a fucking laptop is HELL.
lots of people don't use laptops....i can't fathom it. i type faster than i write though
uhhh..everything is boring at some point Ed....i can't imagine doing what you do is all that fun either
i was looking at the sony vgn-s460p/b
it's 1700 at best buy..s'not bad.
thinking about only means i have to ask my parents
and wow my cat just vehemently licked her paws at me....such conviction..i swear..
thong is good with jeans
im down w boy shorts too, but only in da pool.
looking at this one
enlighten me oh computer god, murph
it's just eaiser to get a sony cause all my periph's are sony
a bit pricy for what you get, just my opinion, and I doubt the other Sony hardware won't work with a non-Sony laptop
no it works with non-sony..but it's so easy..i just pop shit in and it works....it's great!
i'd get a mac..but exampro won't work on a mac. bastards
gary's ibook was like 2600 though~!
like what kind of shit are you talking about popping in?
I bet you could save a grand and never know the difference.
if you want, tell me what you would be using it for and I can help you out
i'm hoping my current laptop is done with it's drama
i'll talk to my dad tonight. 1700 isn't too bad for a new one
like my digi camera, my external harddrive
i don't have any of the cd's for them....but since they're sony..just pop the usb port in, or the memory stick in..and it works, no problem.
wow. that's some conviction murph
3 in a row
and if you really want a Mac, just use Virtual PC for any windows software you need to run. MS makes it now and it's pretty damn sweet for anything but a fancy game.
ok does the digital camera have a USB connection (small plug)? I doubt the only way to get the pics off is the Sony stick.
and I can guarantee the external HD will work with anything
*shrugs*
i'll stick with my sony :)
they've been good to me
elle wins the consumer whore award today!
OPERATION!
awww jabber stud!!
i worked so hard to get to this point..
I just got a problem with brand loyalty is all... don't mind me!
I think the boy shorts. I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that guys should never wear thongs. Of course now I hope that's what you meant or I'm going to be that random comment that sits at the bottom that everyone quietly points at...
And about the bed, make sure to have sex in it quickly so in case the neighbors hear you, you haven't already gotten to know them and it's more embarrassing. At least if they already know you as the "girl upstairs with the extracurricular activities," they won't bug you about it.
good job on the Sevendust woman...ill take some thongs..
plenty red bags on fancy put down action with racer style
I have a jabbertrack site/blog and it pretty much covers jabbertrack related stuff!
god these ads are stupid :(
i hate my computer!
but murph does, right?
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr. I would say depends on the type of ass you have. Big round ass boy shorts. Knock out thighs, thongs cuz then there's more room to see them. Ok bye.
dinnnyland!!
Eddie: Laughin My Ass Off.
I wouldn't use a non-mac computer if you gave it to me for free ... how's that for brand loyalty?
*buying Tiger this weekend, I think*
i can't buy a mac...i'd love to
but....the hell of hand writing 5 four hour exams...yea..NOT worth it.
pc it is
i worked my ass off todya and yesterday and there was the small matter of a date... sorry i didn't do my part to help you break 200 today!
also, my new two year old bed is also a virgin. do you feel better a bit?
she's up. she just can't get her computer to run for more than 10 minutes without dying.
new one is in the mail. comment as you wish. i'd put up the post i wrote...but...probably won't publish all the way before my comp dies..anyway...
Id go with boy shorts!
t-money ... I like the new pic ... great earrings, wonderful smile and the hair-up look is snazzy.
let the brown-nose comments commence!!
Ya clean up good ... but don't let what sparkles in Vegas only sparkle in Vegas ...
dear god..the things i miss while my computer tries to convince me i have no OS
My life OS is DZ-35.75 ... I need an upgrade
and we missed ya too, cleveland lady
the voice of reason is wondering if it is possible to eat a chipotle burrito....without the tortilla completely breaking at that final 4 bites left moment
i have tiny hands...that explains my inability to eat my giant burrito without a fork and knife at the end....
so how y'all doin?
bw3's tonight....
date tomorrow night
sunday....study my ass off even though i have no book for my monday class.
what are your big plans sir murph?!
cause if you screen the guys i date..i'll never have a free meal again man!
bw's is nummy....you try the chicken ranch wrap? tasty lil fucker.
ooo...fun weekend right there...why you taking it out? putting something else in?
children...no arguing till momma E has a functional computer..lord
awwww murph wants to take me on a date!!
not having sex in cleveland can be a good thing.
hmmmmmm
explain sir johnny
explain? you know i don't that, and when did i get a sir?.. i'd like to request a mark marc video.
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