halloween '02! talk about fuckin old skool!
awww, i'm so wuvved!
graduation..blah blah blah..how hot are those fuckin shoes?!
look at me! i'm a tard!
vegas baby!
just for murph----pigtails...and versace shades!
and, before you go thinking you got a day without my pointless rantings and ravings about the shittiness that is life..HOLD UP! today's rant: is it me? or does everyone and their mother fuckin mother seem to be engaged or married? did i miss some kind of memo?
what's worse is these girls that are engaged or married honestly do treat you like you're some kind of lesser being because you aren't engaged or married......and like you are dirt if you aren't in any form of a relationship. the chick who sits next to me in constitutional law today asked me if i was married, to which i said no, then she asked if i was seeing anyone, to which i said no...and she got this furrowed look of pity on her face, and turned around to talk to the engaged girl who sits on the other side of her. what the shit?!! her half karat wedding ring ring seemed to sparkle and yell at me "you are alone..hahhaahha!" all through class, much like every other girls left ring finger seemed to. guess i'll have to wear the 2 karat ring my momma gave me cause my daddy got her a bigger one to class on friday...show those bitches that single life ain't so bad afterall. fuckin elitest whores!
62 comments:
reason number 676545 murph is single.....is now discovered
fucking hot dog...yank on those TAILS.
They'll all be divorced within a year. Then you can have the last laugh.
don't let it get me down..i honestly find it hilarious....while they are stuck with their hubby friday and saturday night..i get to PARTY! woot!
thought you'd like the tails murph
exactly monkey :)
Rock out with the tails..
Yes..Murph...be nice bitch...I gave you a tribute...thats like a golden shower.
lunch...and then pigtails. it never ends huh murph?
hahahahaha
Dont steal my headband...i made that shit myself..
whitey is hot..he can be metrosexual...muhahaha
snap!
ps: anyone want a 40lb border collie pooch? she's driving me nutso with her "oh my god! a bus drove over the metal plank that's covering the giant gap in euclid ave...OH NO! i want to go home! i'm to scared to shit and piss like any other dog would want to do regardless of anything going on around it because it's been about 6 hours since the last time i've went. i shan't go! i refuse. take me home" bullshit.
she wakes me up at 5am again to go out, i'm throwing my cat at her.
too many people settle for whoever they're with and commit to marriage or something else.
I say be proud that you're not caving to the sacred cows of society and instead are waiting for someone who deserves you and your buttah-ness.
t-money ... you could never be a tank, darlin' ... maybe a hummer packed for action tho *sly wink*
Just keep smilin' T, you be alright.
And if it helps my dear Elle.... I don't see 90% of my guy friends anymore because they are "together" with someone.
Funny how I'm much more happier than they are though....
Monkey and Dzer have the right attitude!! But I feel the alone-ness in my circle too. Last one standing!!!
(Seriously, one reason I moved to CA was to get away from the super scary "must get married, procreate, etc." mentality of MI and the tri-state areas.)
Not all is lost though. My recent postings from this last weekend's wedding show me having fun baby!!
Get married. Conform. Come on. Fill the world with people. There aren't enough. ;)
i find the tank rather seeeeeeckssieee.
mmm yeah
mmm
mmmmm yeah
now then.
did you eat all your egg whites today?
tsk tsk
disdain from the engaged/marrieds? !Q#@$ EM! I did not even meet my other half until I was 27....and had a lot of FUN before that. I know my married buds were a bit envious of my freedom...FLAUNT IT!!
dude you don't want her. she's gone total pansy. lulu is more ballsy than her now!
Deep Thought I've Expressed Be-Fo: sometimes being with someone is more lonely than being on your own.
you have no idea mpls.
take her dude. but the sofiesofiesofie doesnt' worka nymore. now it's "Readyreadyreadyready? GO! GO! GO!!
yes mpls. it can. example:
one broke up with me on aim...because his phone was int he living room and he just didn't feel like getting up and going to get it. that's love.
alright! i'll comment! jesus!
she hops. she does this awesome huggy thing now. so cute!
That is totally true.. It's like it's in the water or something... just wait til they all get pregnant and fat...
Wanker: i'm just waiting till i get to prepare their divorce papers.....almost makes it worthwhile to go into divorce law. *shudder*..okay moment over.
Mpls: uhh he did. he also would ignore me for weeks, and once actually told me "i was super into being your boyfriend last week, this week, not so much..so is it cool if i don't come see you?" i have five more stunning examples of male stupidity..but i'll save that for another day :)
nothing to gawk at.
i'm to laid back for my own good. learning to not be :)
ahhhhh, nothing says "hahahahhahaha ain't karma a bitch" like...genital warts.
bupperkins!! i have to have love for her...she didn't go potty last night, and made it to daycare no prob at 7am..didn't ask to go out.
what's the situation darlin? Dr. Elle in da house!
what logic?!!
You're fine hun. She's psycho.
plans for cards always trumps women.
as long as it was poker ... and not spades or gin rummy.
doesn't matter if it was plans to sit and watch grass grow..you had other shit to do.
if you like her, then ask her out again..she cancels...then never tal to her agian.
i'd say avoid her. she seems nutty.
mpls ... ah, the poker fad of the generation ... but at least it's poker!
murphy: we're all pigs and they're all pscyhos. At least, that's what I was taught during the scoliosis test in middle school where they split up the boys and girls during gym ...
i'm not that psycho. jesus.
ahhh scoliosis testing...my gold mine waiting to happen and my parents fuckin missed that bastard boat.
nope. as far as the scale of psycho women go..i'm on the "limited to no craziness" end of the spectrum.
never done anything nutty to a guy before.
*sigh*
if i were crazy, do you think i would have allowed my ex to go week without talking to me..?
if i were crazy, do you think i would have let the midget sonic fuckhead get off as easily as saying "i'm not ready for a relationship", knowing full well he told the girl he's currently dating he wanted to be with her about 10 minutes before he decided to lie to me?
nope mpls. and nope.
i am crazy enough to text a "are you busy?" his way before i do call though.
if she's bitching you out now for not calling her
just think of how it will be if you're in an actual relationship with her?!
*shudder*
dude you aren't a whack job.
tina? tina is. or was.
oh yes murph! i'm so passive agressive!
ya know. if i wasn't comotose from reading about the implicatin of economics on patent law as a whole......i'd so drive to columbus and kick your ass.
tina the nut job:
"oh my god..i love him so much! we're going to get married"
"tina..you've been dating for like two weeks"
"i know..but he's so great and wonderful and i love him! I LOVE HIM!!"
one year passes....
"what a fucker. i never could stand him, you know?"
assholes?
hmmmm. i avoid them.
except murph. he's growing on me
Nice Blog!
Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now stand back, I'm gonna show you mine!
can we talk about lunch already?
whats 4 lunch?
oh, egg whites.
carry on.
today was a company cook out, you know the one... where all of the crazy people seem to group together in a small little village of idiots then they try to recruit others to signup to wear a helmet with them? Yeah... so I was not in a great mood today (overhung... next phase after a hangover) and I laughed out loud at the sight of these crazy people stuffing their faces with hot dogs and chips... I then wondered if idiot animals in the wild group together the same like these jackasses. I then realized that retarded animals don't last in the wild due to survival of the fitest. So I decided right then, I will be waiting for the group in the parking lot with my jeep to test survival of the fitest out....lol Hahahaha... I am having a great day.... :) I just laugh at the people....hahahaha...omg... :P
Hahahahahah! :)
I still <3 you even if you are an old hag Elle, you too T-dawg.
jabberstud....we're like 7 years younger than you fuckhead!
but i still wuff you :)
awww thanks mpls
wanna come over and nap?!
you.
murph is mean
i never said i didn't heart you murph.
just said you're mean today *sniffle*
i need to find a nappign buddy.....
no.
i'm a sleep whore. i sleep better when soemones next to me
no to the wonder
yes to the whore word
dude those bitches are on their starter marriages. just remember they'll be fat, saddled with kids and unemployable and you won't!
:)
starter marriages!
why does the idea of that depress me!
because it's depressing?
i did get my palm read once
she said i'm not going to get divorced
that count?!
uhhhhhh.....that's not how reality works mpls
dear lipids guru: eat shit and die.
mpls not everyone is that lucky... but it's always worth striving for. i feel so bad for the folks that settle.
murry? you mean maury? or whatever his fucking name is?
i'm incapable of settling, i've seen good relationships and i know they involve hard fucking work on both sides!
will you marry me hedge?
not down with being mormon...sorry
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