BASICS
1. Name: Ellen
2. Nicknames: Elle, Lel, E, Douche, Baby Girl, Len, Dude, Ellewich, Wifey......the list goes on and on y'all
3. Give yourself a new name and explain: ...uhh..you're ghey.
4. Sex: i'm starting to forget what that is again.....anyone want to help me remember?!
5. Birthday: May 31st.....now make it a point not to get married on that day..cause....fuck it..go ahead and get married....everyone else does
6. Current location: apt 306 in da cleveland!
7. Eye color: hazel
8. Hair color: ....reddish brown? i guess that would be aubern...
9. Height: doctor yestrerday told me 5'7 and 3'4''..so for the sake of my sanity, 5'8'' :)
10. Best physical feature: guys say my titties....i'd say uhhhh, my feet. i have nice feet!
PERSONAL:
1. Straight, gay, or bi: i love the cock....
2. Are you a virgin: hah....no. please don't show this to my parents....
3. Who are your closest friends: people come and go...doesn't mean i love them any less or consider them any less of a friend....but certain circumstances call for certain people....like whenever ryan needs legal advice...i seem to get that call...hah!
4. Boyfriend/girlfriend: oh god no! women are psycho..never want a girlfriend...and boyfriend? yea...that ain't happenin either.
5. Would you ever have sex in front of another person: been there, done that....
6. Name 3 things you despise about the opposite sex: they can be chunky..and still be considered hot; they will do anything in the name of outside perception even if it means defying what they themselves want; most of them can eat relentlessly and not gain a pound...and that fuckin pisses me off!
7. Tell us a secret: secret? umm my life is an open book though.....hmmmmmm..i'm 23 and i can't sleep without my stuffed animal niko...he's a pound puppy!
8. If your life was a movie, what kind of movie would it be: ......uhhhhh....one where the guy fucks up, and comes back..but instead of the girl taking him back like a giant pussy...she tells him to fuck off..and proceeds to take over corporate america. ....still working out the details
9. Would you ever hook up with a person of the same sex: ...not sure. at the moment? naw.
10. Do you have a crush right now: guy with the newfie!!..heh kidding....i've never really had a crush, so ..hey...
RANDOM
1. What do you have under your bed: ...probably all the toys i buy my cat.....oh..and my cat
2. Do you have an innie or an outie: innie..outsies are fuckin eww
3. What do you think of ouiji boards: ....it's cool..but only if it glows in the mother fuckin dark!
4. Favorite board game: .....i'm a nerd....but i'll forgo my real answer to say: chutes and ladders!
5. Favorite TV shows: entourage! two more episodes left...bugger!
6. Favorite magazine: new england journal of medicine (told ya i'm a nerd).....and i'm a big car and driver fan when my bro is nice enough to hook me up
7. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed: closed.....or if i'm really not into it..a half squint...gotta find that pivitol moment to pull out
8. Favorite sound: not my favorite..but it cracks me up when either my dog or cat are talking in their sleep. fav sound..hmmmm...guess it would be people laughing..unless it's an obnoxious laugh...then...silence is appreciated
9. What is your favorite quote: "Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be" ....what? i'm a closet romantic...blow me...
10. Favorite place to vacation: jamaica mon! anywhere i can have fun i'm fairly down with..honestly....bring on the hot boys and the booze...and anywhere rocks!
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anyway, enough of that....
i've been thinking about a few things as of late. most of it has to do with patents/copyrights/trademarks, the general basis of corporate law...marbury v madison..and the internal revenue code....but sporadically thrown in there have been some serious thoughts about the bastard ideal that is....the relationship.
since my last absolute fuck up of a relationship with my ex, i've been kind of...umm..how to phrase it.....scared fucking shitless of relationships. not so much because i fear getting hurt or anything like that, but because i absolutely hate the notion that i may in fact be wasting my time on someone that really could care less if i'm around or not. i hate the idea that i may be the proverbial pawn in someone else's game...and yes, i'm extremely aware that there are no real guarantee's of mattering or any other such jovial sign of true acceptance....but, absent any sort of assurance that the like is mutual, i'm wasn't t even going to think about it. i was happy hating the idea of being in a relationship...truly, i was. made life that much easier to know that even the idea of being in a relationship again made me kind of hyper-ventilate and puke a little in my mouth......
but then...
then a few choice events transpired over the summer that didn't make me want to be in a relationship per se....but made them a bit more amicable to me...ie--i realized you can't progress through life as a hardened, bitter, "you're not good enough for me, or i'm not good enough for you..or some derivative thereof, so why bother wasting either of our time and seeing where this goes" person. nope....sometimes you have to throw your hands up and kind of admit defeat and let things take their natural course....even if the outcome isn't necessarily what you had planned. in the instance of my summer events...i realized things happened exactly as i predicted and as i planned...and even though all these thoughts i had weren't in my favor in the "you get the boy" kind of way...i realize the way things happened were in my favor because for once, in a long long time....i was open. for the first time in a while i wasn't my introverted self about things...rather, i kind of did the proverbial "why the fuck not" and went with it....and said how i felt, and said what i wanted...and i'm happy i did. i'm happy i've risen above the petrified-of-emotion girl my bastard ex left me as...
and i just wanted to share that :)
i've been thinking about a few things as of late. most of it has to do with patents/copyrights/trademarks, the general basis of corporate law...marbury v madison..and the internal revenue code....but sporadically thrown in there have been some serious thoughts about the bastard ideal that is....the relationship.
since my last absolute fuck up of a relationship with my ex, i've been kind of...umm..how to phrase it.....scared fucking shitless of relationships. not so much because i fear getting hurt or anything like that, but because i absolutely hate the notion that i may in fact be wasting my time on someone that really could care less if i'm around or not. i hate the idea that i may be the proverbial pawn in someone else's game...and yes, i'm extremely aware that there are no real guarantee's of mattering or any other such jovial sign of true acceptance....but, absent any sort of assurance that the like is mutual, i'm wasn't t even going to think about it. i was happy hating the idea of being in a relationship...truly, i was. made life that much easier to know that even the idea of being in a relationship again made me kind of hyper-ventilate and puke a little in my mouth......
but then...
then a few choice events transpired over the summer that didn't make me want to be in a relationship per se....but made them a bit more amicable to me...ie--i realized you can't progress through life as a hardened, bitter, "you're not good enough for me, or i'm not good enough for you..or some derivative thereof, so why bother wasting either of our time and seeing where this goes" person. nope....sometimes you have to throw your hands up and kind of admit defeat and let things take their natural course....even if the outcome isn't necessarily what you had planned. in the instance of my summer events...i realized things happened exactly as i predicted and as i planned...and even though all these thoughts i had weren't in my favor in the "you get the boy" kind of way...i realize the way things happened were in my favor because for once, in a long long time....i was open. for the first time in a while i wasn't my introverted self about things...rather, i kind of did the proverbial "why the fuck not" and went with it....and said how i felt, and said what i wanted...and i'm happy i did. i'm happy i've risen above the petrified-of-emotion girl my bastard ex left me as...
and i just wanted to share that :)
42 comments:
way to rise above and persevere; it gives hope to the older, more jaded twisted fucks like me.
and we all know yer a scrabble beyatch. But I'm yer huckleberry, darlin' ... ;)
A squint kisser! Heh heh, outstanding ma lady! Don't think I could ever do it, but I'll give it a shot sometime....
All you've explained are very extreme for me and in my country. You are very different. I can’t explain but you are exceeded the taboo. If I say such things nobody look me anymore. I m greeting you. I think it is a big courage.
You have a new fan! Love your writing, and sense of humor.
Relationships are funny ass things- just when you think you could never be decieved again, you always seem to meet someone who makes you forget about your own 'rules,' and you get sucked in and blindsided harder than ever before you know it. Then comes another week or so of not turning on the radio because you might hear a sad song, and you'd cry, or even worse, what if they play a happy song? You're afraid you'd still get down because you can't appreciate happiness at this juncture in time... but, time *does* seem to be the great healer. For everyone except you, maybe, at least....
Here's what I do: I round up the troops, drink way too much, shun all personal responsibility, hit on people I have absolutely no intention of hooking up with solely for the purpose of boosting my own self-esteem, and get my buds to point out all the flaws of all my exes, while highlighting my own strong points constantly.
And lots of masturbation.
I'd also like to officially welcome back the fuck-you pic ... my fave
ack! meeting!
im rich biotch....yacjkty yack
Don't talk back.
gemenis are horny fuckers.
like, top three or four in the whole ass-trology.
anyhoo, morning.
and btw, if i was your BF i woulda eaten all your egg whites by now. possibly just to spite you.
but thats what love is. ahhh love.
eat the egg whites Johnny..I CAN"T EAT THEM ANYMORE!! oatmeal anyone?!!
Wes.....you only squint when you need to find the oppertune time to pull out so as not offend the shitty asshole who proceeded to kiss you without you warranting it!
Hey, unwarranted kisses make the unwarranted pregnancy world go round.
you do have an excellent point Hedge
hmmmm, i'll think about it cp.
oh and before i forget: Murph..these clavical's are all yours
That was a cool little mini-survey/interview thing you had going there! I liked it. Always fun to read and learn about other people.
elle,
i have access to midget porn. its all yours.
actually, i just have to steal it from my friend first. he tried to give it to me but i stashed it under a couch pillow. muhahaha.
i stole it? you had the faith no more video?!
i didn't see it! i can change it!
midget porn? ew!
OK ... I almost never pimp my page ... but I got some very freaky fish posted over there, if anyone wants to have nightmares for the next few nights LOL
Oh wow, the first video I've liked! Check out his Mr Bungle t shirt. Old school. Cross promotion!
yack...
O'Doyle Rules...
E E...your ass pic is on my site.
i got nothing.
this bitch is still here, wanna-be-stripper lady
I have experience with trademarking boobs... totally random random fact
nice ass and legs
i have awesome legs
that has to count for something?
okay i lied
the dude has more awesomer legs...but
still.....i got nice ones..
fuck eeet
then don't sleep with me murph
i hate these fuckin spammers
i love my new laptop xbrite screen..so vivid!
sorry pops...i'll uhh scale it down?!
nothing mpls...reading about "bowie bonds"
you?
It looks like the spammers somehow post on whatever the previous topic was... at least it seems so to me... look at my post above and the spammer one after... I say "trademarking" and the spammer says "marketing"...
maybe nothing...
i'd love to read your blog..but i have another 50 pages of corporations to read before class....i'll look tonight..promise..and do you know how much i've been craving a blizzard lately?
nice conspiracy theory bl!
bowie bond as i explained on murph's comments:
in the late 90's david bowie joined up with wall stree tto develope bowie bonds...which area form of asset-backed security in which the bonds are backed by the future royalties on 25 of bowie's albums .....before that, asset-backed securities were generally based on assets such as recievables from mortgages, auto loans, credit card debt.etc....
that's the shwang of it
umm..rock out Oracle..
that will get your thong in a bunch..
Ah...law school. Nothing like reading and carrrying fifty pounds of books.
"Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge, or point fingers. You just have to be lucky enough to find someone who appreciates you." -Audrey Hepburn
She will fuck you just for the taste...name it.
ORACLE?!!!
ass basard
atreyu whitey d?!
elle you have to live life open to what happens... it's surely the part that hurts the most but if you don't do it you'll look back one day and wonder how your life just passed you by when you weren't looking.
truth and honesty is the way and if you get played once in a while well fuck you learned something right?
nice post, have fun in class.
that a girl E...that will be our make out song..
Correction on the Oracle rock out..I'll be here until 6pm because all of our tables just took a poop...on me...
and yes E..I am a fan of Killswitch Engage..just didn't have them playing.
told you oracle was the debil
I'm willing to offer an opinion on both your legs and t-money's legs. What I need is a side-by-side comparison. So you both need to srip down and take a backside pic featuring the gams ...
... I know, I know ... but a man can hope!!
a pound puppy reference....it almost makes me want to dig mine out of the closet.
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