Thursday, August 25, 2005

yea wee wee y'all

camping.

honestly? i don't get it. i understand the enjoying nature part of the experience, but the roughing it up in a tent in the absence of running water...and in the presence of millions of insects and strange creatures that are trying to get into the tent? yea, don't get it. call me crazy, call me prissy, call me a yankee city girl...i don't give a fuck. i have undying love for functional tiolets, and showers, and beds, and bug-free sleeping quarters where bears won't come and eat me....

road trips.

don't get that either. why drive 4,000 miles for the experience, when you can fly and experience that much more?! yes, i've been on roadtrips..and after about 4 hours, they get really fucking old. add another 6 days to that, and yea..sorry, i don't want to drive anymore, my ass hurts, i'm moody, and i just took the blue book value of my car on a downward spiral to hell. if i have a destination, and that destination is more than a 6 hour driving experience out of the way, and i don't need a car in that destination...i'm flying.

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anyway, i just wanted to share a random instant message conversation i just had with a guy who i've never met, and who know's nothing about me, and who i've never talked to before to begin with! i found it amusing..so enjoy :) and feel free to terrorize him on aim because i'm so not above posting his real aim name up on here. oh..and i'm the one entitled "fula blahnik luv" dumbasses....

JPR 1978: nothing exciting to tell you
fula blahnik luv: exciting lives we lead
JPR 1978: yeah, i agree
JPR 1978: what can we do to change that?
fula blahnik luv: move to nyc?
JPR 1978: is that your plan?
fula blahnik luv: nope..hawaii
JPR 1978: i have never been
JPR 1978: so you want me in nyc and you in hawaii?
JPR 1978: that is too far apart
fula blahnik luv: it is?
JPR 1978: do you want us on opposite parts of the world?
fula blahnik luv
: does it matter?
JPR 1978: not to you it seems
fula blahnik luv: not like i know you...why should it?
fula blahnik luv: not to be offensive or anything
JPR 1978: no offense taken
JPR 1978: i take it that as you aren't interested in getting to know me
fula blahnik luv: did i say that?
JPR 1978: i think it is implied in that statement
fula blahnik luv: implicit in that statement is the fact i don't know you. the end.
JPR 1978: if i was interested in getting to know someone, i wouldn't want them moving 1500 miles away from me
fula blahnik luv: i'm sorry that i offended you with my hypothetical placement of us.
JPR 1978: fine, so we will both stay here
fula blahnik luv: whatever. it's your fantasy land
JPR 1978: and again, i wasn't offended
fula blahnik luv: insinuation denotes some sort of mal emotion..ie..offense.
JPR 1978: offended isn't the right word
fula blahnik luv: shocked in a negative way?
JPR 1978: unthrilled
fula blahnik luv: right.
JPR 1978: and disappointed too
fula blahnik luv: in what?
JPR 1978: your reponse
fula blahnik luv: what did you expect me to say? i want you in my bed with me right now?
JPR 1978: somehow is there this huge miscommunication occuring
fula blahnik luv: or somehow the hypothetical world turned into your reality
JPR 1978: i have not had trouble communitcating with anyone before
JPR 1978: anyway
JPR 1978: that's it with me
JPR 1978: you are too complicated to discuss things with
JPR 1978: i'm out.
fula blahnik luv: later.

what a dumbass.

74 comments:

oldman71 said...

Dumbass?...jeez you're kind.

I suggest: Self-pitying, desperate, insecure, no penis-having, 12-sandwich eatin' wanker?

On a lighter note...camping rules. You just haven't drank enough to make it fun. Just think about it: Roasting a perfectly good piece of steak to an unrecognizable char and still being able to eat it because you're so freakin hungry from chopping and collecting firewood all day.

Now that's living. ;)

oldman71 said...

By the way, glad to see the gum-clenching teeth back! Muy betta

da buttah said...

just can't get into the camping thing..sorry Oldman!


Dad.err..Hick...no shit. what a lunatic!

sugafree9 said...

Just happened upon your blog, and it made me laugh. I mean in a good way, not that I was laughing at it, just that it was funny.

I also like the musical window off to the side playing Faith No More. Nice touch.

Michelle Dumont said...

Thanks Elle, for bringing back the picture that shows ur true personality....

da buttah said...

no hating on the pres!

Anonymous said...

Well there "prissy, yankee city girl", camping can be quite fun. :)

It's just something different to do. Aren't you the one who has 'if it gets me out of my apartment, I'm interested' in her profile? :)

And watch out for those IM stalkers.... I hear they turn into blog stalkers next....

da buttah said...

Wes..i would love it if you stalked me :)

I'll try camping! never said i wouldn't..i just don't get the appeal of it.....so yea.

da buttah said...

i don't find brad pitt attractive

and he's still a tard!

da buttah said...

murph....it's like clubbing. i hate it...but, i'll go because it's something to do.

okay. i'm female. you caught me

da buttah said...

yup murph..a random! didn't get to ask where he got my IM name from.


mpls: going out tonight, and tomorrow :)

da buttah said...

you put up tool?

i did that last night!

da buttah said...

naw..i went out with a guy a few weeks ago..who took me out to sushi...although he refused to eat anything not cooked, which was gay...anyway..he thought i was going to put out for him.

tsk tsk.

da buttah said...

he ordered eel. ewww!!

da buttah said...

oh my god that foo fighters video is hilarious!!

da buttah said...

mpls....the sign was misdirected. the fuck i'm sleeping with some guy that a-expects it, and b-i don't even know.

least wait till date 3...

da buttah said...

the foo fighters video on my blog..."low"...it's with dave grohl and my favorite mr black running around being tards!


we'll get sushi in vegas :)

Chris said...

TGIFF

Chris said...

I havent left yet because I keep sitting here listening to your video, haha

da buttah said...

i hope you wore the blonde wig murph..would bring out your eyes more.........

da buttah said...

listen away Chris :)

da buttah said...

september and november?

jesus christ! lemme know if that's vegas overlaod.

da buttah said...

sure you do.
and i flick you off with gum clenched in my teefers.

god i am the new hotness!

Johnny said...

i think the proper term is loser magnet.

ie, lately Elle has been a loser magnet. She attracts all the looosers..

Im getting my sushi on tonite.

Tuna Salmon Shrimps and Cali rolls. booga booga.

da buttah said...

guys..we're taking a field trip to:

constituional law. say hi to professor gelman.


loser magnet? i prefer asshole magnet

hotnessessessessssssss

da buttah said...

he's from brooklyn.....

total jewish ny accent going on

i feel like i'm sitting listening to a rabbi talk.

da buttah said...

too bad con law sucks donkey balls.

da buttah said...

imagine you and me....

and me and you....


so happyyyyy togezzeeeerrr!

DZER said...

i can't see me lovin' nobody but you ... for all my life ...

Johnny said...

tell him the founding fathers were drunk when they wrote that thing.

Jabbertrack said...

Camping is about being dirty and not caring, and yep you're prissy!

So minus 5 points!

da buttah said...

i swear to god

i could hook myself up to an IV of caffine

and still want to pass out the minute i even open my con law book.

da buttah said...

I AM NOT PRISSY JABBERSTUD!!!

da buttah said...

constitutional law? cost $150 i think

what sucks is i had the 5th edition from the undergrad class i took (which is the fucking same)....but this class requires the 6th edition?


okay..fine ..i'm prissy....but a priss who lives in pj's

da buttah said...

ps: there is something so wrong about a guy wearing a pink polo shirt.

SO WRONG.

Jabbertrack said...

Pink is the new red

da buttah said...

red clashes with my hair.

kid in the front row..with the mini afro poof has a pink polo on. i'm fine with pink dress shirts..but a baby pink polo just screams flamming homosexualist.

da buttah said...

I SO LIVE IN PJ'S!!

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This is how you would love to go camping Elle
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This thing rocks it is better than some of my relatives homes.

Steppin' On Toes said...

Interesting conversation. It truly deomonstrates how men and women cannot communicate.

da buttah said...

i did live in the jects of brooklyn!

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da buttah said...

BK represent biatch!

da buttah said...

i'm a wandering jew man. my family's never lived anywhere longer than 4.5 years

da buttah said...

*shrugs*

my family does!

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da buttah said...

holy shit..spam flow.


i have no idea if they'd be okay with it or not. all i know is he's got to be jew certified

Timmy said...

Spam, spam, spam. It seems like every damn blog I run across has shitloads of spam in the comments section.

da buttah said...

aside: i don't care if my parents like who i marry per se....as long as he loves me and treats me right, what more could they want?


and no fuckin shity timmy. isn't that against blog rules?

da buttah said...

they would like him to be jewish.

da buttah said...

you mean convert?

da buttah said...

if they weren't jewish?

i guess?

i wouldn't require it

da buttah said...

certified: dumbass way of saying jewish

da buttah said...

nope. being jewish is one of those covert things...no one knows unless i tell them

little harder being black i think

da buttah said...

i'm going on a date tonight :)

Anonymous said...

Nice blog!

Thanks for showing me yours. Ok now stand back. I'm gonna show you mine!

da buttah said...

Seemingly so.

i'm kind of excited about this one

da buttah said...

not going to say anything

don't want to jinx it :)

Johnny said...

is it your professor?

are you going to get a lay -- i mean an A -- in this class?



muhahaha

da buttah said...

ewww my professors are all saggy ball age!


thanks m :) hope it goes well....

da buttah said...

ten bucks says we don't get along

dude...i already got the cialis :) LETS GO!

da buttah said...

well....i put some perfum on the sheets just in case ;)

da buttah said...

whiskey dick!

i can't do all night. ouchies!

da buttah said...

hour is good enough for me darlin!

i'm out of practice. need to be broken in again

da buttah said...

yes! it has

and i'm not going to count the time a month ago because it fucking sucked.....it was horrible.

da buttah said...

black pants, pink lace tank?

iono. i foresee this not working otu somehow

da buttah said...

awwww thanks doll :)

da buttah said...

Promise :)

i'm off to beautify!

have a great weekend darlin!

Johnny Menace said...

your crazy, prissy, yankee city girl...that doesn't give fucks.

sassinak said...

lmao

oh elle you're such a lawyer it's fucking great... and that guy? total dumbass!

Natalia said...

OMG...I have had way too many conversations like that with random people. It's like they expect an instant relationship...here, just add water...sheesh!

-N

Monkey said...

"You're too complicated".

Meaning "you're smarter than I am, I'm intimidated, get me some cheetos and a blow-up doll."

Too fucking funny. Love your blog.

Anonymous said...

OMIFUCKINGHELL ...

damn the the IM freaks.. he was a 'tard...