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3. i am addicted to call of duty 4. no, really...like, i get moody when he sits there and plays for hours on end and i'm not allowed to..and i actually look forward to days when i get to come home early and get play all by my lonesome. that game is audiovisual crack.

4. smart phones are the most nonsensical thing in the world to me. remember the days when you weren't responsible for e-mails and work related shit because you didn't have access to a computer or the internet? remember when you didn't have a twenty-four hour portal to yourself and you could just relax and deal with work things when you got around to it and not in the middle of a romantic dinner for two? it was the bomb diggity, wasn't it? it'd be pretty awesome if you could do that stuff again, wouldn't it? and yet we idiotic and counter-intuitive individuals go out of our way to have the hippest most up-to-date smart phone out there so our work day can go from ten hours to twenty-four. seems kind of stupid huh?

5. wanted: a flamboyant and flaming gay man to plan my wedding with carte blanche for all things decorative and showy with the exception of the bride's veto power and the designated theme dictated by the above mentioned bride. details include flower arrangements, table center pieces, seating arrangements, overall look and feel of the room, hair and make-up of women involved in the wedding, and will involve assisting with the choice of bridal gown as well as dealing with a high-strung detail oriented perfectionist who must have things the way she wants and her even more high strung detail oriented perfectionist of a mother who also demands on having things the way she wants. applicants must be twenty or over and have proof of their fairy status.

6. in other wedding news, registration has begun and the overall gist of it goes a little something like this: "which one do you like?" "i don't care" "what about this one?" "no, that's ugly." "this one?" "no, it's still ugly. i like something like this. it's classic and won't ever go out of style. that's what we should be looking for." "so you do care." "no, if you want something else that's fine" "okay, so then what about this?." "absolutely not." yup, he's the most stubborn and insistent on his way apathetic guy ever, huh?

7. in an effort to show we chitlins the fatherland of our heritage, my family is taking a trip to eastern europe--latvia [where my mom is from], belerus [where my dad is from], st. petersburg [for no other reason than, why the shit not?] and moscow [ditto]. aside from the twenty-five hour and seventeen minute travel time both ways, i'm pretty stoked to go on the trip...or i should probably say i was. to go to russia you need a visa, and to get a visa you need to have an invite to visit russia...where do you get an invite? you pay a russian company an extraordinary amount of money to give you a slip of paper that says your invited. moreover, aside from the fact the application to get a visa is more probing than the applications i had to fill out to enter the ohio and new jersey state bars, you must document and prove why, if your parents or ancestors were once citizens of russia, you are not. how the fuck do i document and prove that? on top of spending close to three hundred bucks to just get a visa to enter this so-called democratic country in addition to the cost of plane tickets and hotels, now i have to explain in a diplomatic and poetic way that my ancestors were perhaps citizens of russia because russia decided it needed a little bit of cushion from the evil, evil democracies of the world and therefore opted to simply reach out and grab the nearest countries like a child who has no clue what the difference between his toys and anything else around him is, but most likely my ancestors weren't because jewish people were not afforded russian citizenship to begin with, and it all doesn't matter because my parents were never russian citizens and are not united states citizens ..and document this whole "transgression" against the fatherland? you're fucking kidding me, right? oh, and if you don't register your visa within three days of arriving within russia, you are detained in the country in some prison until they think you should leave...where do you register? no one really seems to fucking know. fuck this trip. seriously.

8. to have an aura of sarcastic, quick witted, darkness around you, you have to have the right type of personality and manner of carrying yourself. whether i have that personality and manner of carrying myself, i have no clue..but i do know i have that aura pretty much down to an art. it's a skill to be able to bitch, moan, complain, and express an overall disgusting and disdain for the world and people who inhabit it in a way that doesn't make you seem like a condescending, stuck-up, elitist swine. it takes a certain panache to pull it all off and make it seem comical and like nothing more than a simple commentary. a girl who works in the building with me tries her hardest to act like she's got it, but she doesn't. she lacks that total disquietude and complete irreverence to pull it off and she just comes off like someone who just complains and whines about everything. i'm not sure why she wants the aura to begin with, but girl doesn't got it and i think someone should really tell her before everyone she comes into contact with refers to her as "that annoying whiny girl."

9. there comes a point in everyone's life when they just can't party like they used to...or maybe they can but bastard maturity and wisdom actually make you sit down and outweigh the pros and cons rather than just doing it and dealing with the fallout later. with my ascent into this period of being i am proud to assert my place among the old folks of the world and hope, undeniably, that i may still act without thought in the future.

10. i understand people have their own political beliefs, and i also understand that people have reasons for their political beliefs no matter how unsubstantiated those reasons may be. i further admit that the democratic presidential primaries mean absolutely jack shit to me seeing as i'm, oddly enough, fairly conservative in my political views...but i have to say, the current state of the democratic bid for president scares the bajeezus out of me. i could care less that one is a woman and the other is a black man, and i won't even bother going into how the substance of their campaigns is a bit retarded because i realize i'm in no position to speak seeing as i am a conservative, but the overall tenacity of obama's supporters kind of ignites a fear in me. it's been pretty much proven that his speeches are plagiarized and yet people put their fingers in their ears to the old "la la la, i can't hear you" and zealously support away. there's a big difference between having someone write your speeches, and taking someone else's speech, don't you think? one, in theory, involves your own forethought while the other has nothing to do with what you think but rather has everything to do with what someone else thinks and you are taking credit for it and garnishing support from that other persons thoughts. it's bothersome, to me, that no one seems to give a shit that he's done this and/or is doing this. plagiarism is grounds to be thrown out of a university or fired, and yet it's perfectly okay for a potential future president to do it...yea, that makes total sense. really. meh.

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sweetmizzery said...

Buttah, Glad to see your not back. I have still been checking in from time to time.

Call of Duty 4 rocks, Which system you have? Mines Ps3. We could go kill some idiots together.

Great stress relief.

Any chance on your trip to Russia going through Chernobyl? They do tours through would be a great experience I think.

Peace out

da buttah said...

PS3 of course! e-rizzle is my name on there, feel free to hit me up and laugh at how horrible i am =0)

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you still have a blog? jesus fucking hell, i feel like i've woken up from a coma.

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what can i say? i suck more than you thought.

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For occasion, an $eighty massage could be acquired by the client for $forty by way of Groupon, and then Groupon and the retailer would split up the $40. That is, the retailer provides a therapeutic massage valued at $80 and will get about $twenty from Groupon for it (under a fifty%/50% break up). Or, if $240 properly really worth of house portray options is acquired by the buyer for $fifty by way of Groupon, then the enterprise will get $25 and Groupon retains $20 5. The customer receives the massage, or the home portray company, in these illustrations, from the retailer for which they to begin with compensated out $forty (or $fifty) to Groupon. There are certain firms to which Groupon at first did not offer you you its solutions, like capturing ranges and strip golfing equipment even so, taking pictures ranges have been highlighted on Groupon.

Not like labeled advertising, the service provider does not shell out any upfront price to participate: Groupon collects customized details from inclined customers and then contacts only these clients, mainly by each day e mail, who may possibly probably be fascinated in a particular products or companies.

Groupon employs a huge volume of copywriters who draft descriptions for the bargains showcased by e mail and on the site. Groupon's marketing textual content for the 'deals' has been witnessed as a contributing component to the acceptance of the site, that includes a unique blend of substantial truth-examining and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's marketplace place getting to be mostly composed of feminine clients, the delivers are frequently centered on the total well being, wellness and attractiveness marketplaces.

There are very likely issues with the enterprise solution. For illustration, a efficient offer you could speedily swamp a modest firm with as well several clients, jeopardizing a chance that consumers will be dissatisfied, or that there will not be sufficient resolution to satisfy the desire. Hole, a huge garments retailer, was able to offer with 445,000 coupon codes in a countrywide supply (even with the simple fact that it skilled server issues at one particular placement), but a smaller sized sized organization could change into suddenly flooded with customers. one espresso store in Portland, Oregon struggled with an enhance in buyers for 3 months, when it sold shut to 1,000 Groupons on the 1 working day it was equipped, according to 1 particular report. In response to similar concerns, Groupon officers problem that 'deal' subscriptions want to be capped in progress to a smart selection.

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