the ultimate defense is to pretend. the only other option is to forget. it feels like you've never been alive. to los all you have to do is lie.

wooooo, first day of class! and let me just say:

i'm so not fucking happy to be back.

i didn't miss my fellow asshole peers, i didn't miss the insane amounts of reading we are expected to finish for class, and should the professor get sidetracked or fall behind..well we get to read it on our own because it will be on the exam. i really didn't miss having to act like i'm paying attention to professors or like i even know what the fuck he's talking about, and i especially didn't miss the feeling of watching everyone who walked in the room and with the recognition of some faces watching my grade slip away thanks to that lovely automatic bell curve.

fuckin' a...somebody put me out of my fucking misery.

i did skip my morning class...mostly because my hip blows and it was five in the morning before i just couldn't take it anymore and i opted to take some pain killers. so yea...

me and my non-existent drug tolerance
+ vicadin
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i was passed out fucking cold until eleven this morning,
and only then i woke up because my cat was actually trying
to lay down on my face

thus, making it to white collar crime at 8am was pretty much a no-go the minute i turned into a giant pussy and popped a half a pill with some water. oops. but, i did make it to secured transactions and of course my nerdy dorky self absolutely loves the material. why? because no one in their right mind and with an ounce of sanity would go coo-coo for security interests, and seeing as i lack any form of a mind and/or sanity, i'm loving it.

i am in a bit of a shitty situation...i'm currently taking five law classes and four accounting classes...and even me, with my masochistic ways, is thinking that the current set-up may be a bit too much to handle, especially if i do want any form of a social life...which i need to get poppin' if i'm gonna get me a hubby anytime this century (gotst o make momma and pappy happy)....so, i think i may do the unthinkable.

i may just admit i suck, and drop a class. i suck almost as much as this post does. so why not make it a full suck-fest and do a meme that the lovely robynb did.

my ten names

1. your rock star name: (first pet and current street name)
niko euclid. dear god that's fucking gay.

2. your movie star name: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)
sonia reeses

3. your fly girl/guy name: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
e idel

4. your detective name: (favorite color, favorite animal)
black duck billed platypus. yea, no one is going to hire me....

5. your soap opera name: (middle name, city where you were born)
julia boston

6. your star wars name: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in):
ideelmosbroo. say that ten times fast!

7. super hero name:("The", your favorite color, favorite soda)
the black coke (what? i know i took out the diet part of the soda...shut it!)

8. nascar name:(the first name of both your grandfathers)
avner soma.

9. futuristic name: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite shoes)
cashmere blahnik...oh that's fuckin hot!

10.witness protection name:( mother/father's middle name and the next name you hear on the tv/radio...
ana chester

there you go. shit you shouldn't have wasted your time reading but in all probability did because it still beats doing anything work related. cheers!

oh, and before i forget...i have a heat rash. i look like a speckled egg...it's fuckin awesome!