i'll wait until i close my eyes, though i've dreamed it all a thousand times. if you were mine i'd make memories snow outside. i don't want to care.

1. is it me, or is blogger supposed to have had an outage yesterday, then today, and now tomorrow? note how the outage is supposed to last 45 minutes....note how it so will not last that long.

2. ever a slave to my dipilatory endeavors, i got a mirror that magnifies ten times what a normal mirror shows for strategic eyebrow plucking purposes...i looked in the fucking mirror and nearly cried. it shows everything, i'm talking EVERY-THING! i saw things that even getting right up to the mirror never ever showed me before. needless to say, i don't think any amount of make-up will make me feel purdy after witnessing that vile disgustingness that is my skin at insane amounts of magnification.

3. my new laptop has a webcam...holy fucking freaky! although it's kind of funny to sit there and have an instant message conversation with someone when they can hear everything going on your side and your theirs. once i figured out how to make it so my little screen wasn't visible to me, it was kinda neat-o. i do look haggard in shitty pixelation...add that to the list of "never ever look at yourself in this state"...right under intense magnification.

4. i swear to fucking god if that "could not connect to blogger.com" warning doesn't go away within the next ten minutes i will have to go apeshit. it's required. blogger, photoshop, and driving are the trifecta of e's apeshit sprees....and it has been said, and now it's good.

5. i have discovered the funtastic world of torrents, and i'm a downloading feind between these cute little torrents and limewire....except sitting there downloading ten albums and a few computer programs makes my shite run slower than fucking dial-up...gotta take the good with the bad.

6. i did, in fact, buy a cd this week. i purchased the new stone sour cd--highly recommended if you enjoy that style of music, and for the fucking life of me i cannot understand why opening a cd is so goddamn complicated. does the plastic wrap have to be on there so well that i can't even grab an edge with my nails, which are long i might add? and that fucking sticker thing that goes on the top of the cd? what the fuck does that do?!! if the plastic isn't there, then i think there's a good chance the cd has been opened, so is that sticker strip really required? because that thing is damn near impossible to remove....or maybe it's just me, and i'm uber retarded.

7. i'm installing a new showerhead in my apartment tomorrow. pray for me people...recall i am a city girl who doesn't do much by way of home improvement, and manages to fuck things up beyond possible repair. i may be awesome at building shit and wood work, but somehow i think this is going to be a big mess.

8. rimmel mascara....know it, buy it, love it. it's da bomb diggity.

9. i find it hilarious that my period usually falls when there is a full moon, and yet the only "pms" type thing i do is crave chocolate.

10. there really is nothing more obnoxious than people who read my blog and think they have some authority on my life, or have some kind of knowledge about who i am, what i want, and what my issues are. reading shit i write down accomplishes none of the above mentioned. so, if you're in the business of reading the shit i write and then bringing it up to me and getting all dr. phil on my ass, stop. it's annoying as fuck and i will fucking ream you for doing it from this declaratory point forward.

anyway..happy hnt y'all....here's lookin at you blogland! hah, yes i'm lame.