2. i seriously think i have a problem. i can't open limewire and download less than one hundred songs. i don't plan on it...i seriously open it up to download a song someone recommends me, and then the next thing i know i have forty different downloads going and five searches running and i've wasted a half hour clicking on song titles. i'm not really bitching, it's just....irksome!
3. is there anything more annoying than being on the phone with someone who decides to take you on a personal tour of their music collection on muffled song in your ear at a fuckign time? well, yea..okay..there's lots of things more annoying, but it still sucks.
4. my dog stank today...i picked her up from daycare, went in for my "hi baby!" kiss and hug, and jesus christ...it was pure stank. so i gave her a bath...and she still stank....so i lathered her up again...and she still stank....and then i busted out the heavy ammunition with the detoxifying shampoo and then doused her in some choice perfume...and thank god...she smells decent.
5. i need tan....holy fucking pasty.
6. i had an accounting exam last night. i rather like accounting because it's an awesome change from the absolute bullshit of "there's no right answer, other than what i decree" inherent to law school. i forgot how awesome it was to know what answer you're going for..and partial credit is the bomb..especially when how you argue your point means absolute dick. imagine my shock when i sit down and it's twenty multiple choice questions. what the fuck?!
7. apparently my myspace page was a porthole to this here blog, and apparently instead of bookmarking the site because he read it a lot, he would continually use myspace to get here. i removed the link..he bitched at me and said he was too lazy to go look for it. i said i was too lazy to go find the link.....and what does he magically reply? he has a right to be lazy..he works harder than i do. wow. arrogant people make my life a non stop roller-coaster ride of cheap shots with no foundation whatsoever.
8. so who wants to teach me how to have phone sex? anyone? any takers? cause just sitting there listening is getting kind of old....it's hot, but sticking to my good girl prudish ways is getting old.
9.what's with people thinking they can pop back into my life as if nothing happened at all? i mean this is getting ridiculous. not cool people! NOT COOL!!
10. i've been making south park characters for the past half hour cause i'm on the phone listening to god knows what music screeching in my ears....so..here are some of the dudes i came up with..enjoy!
and then cory made this one:
yes...that's a dominatrix thing going on.
18 comments:
hey reciprocal first comments!
*clears throat*
1.your mother is taking you shoe shopping? does she understand the ramifications of this?
2. start a text file, add songs to that list until you have twenty AND half an hour to kill. then open limewire.
i know, i know, instant gratification :)
3. no. there isn't.
8. i suck at it too.
10. i love combat south park!
your post titles absolutely crack me up....ditto on the south park characters.
shoe shopping? take full advantage of the opportunity!
Stinky dogs are the worst.
Shoe shopping? God bless Momma.
Stinky dogs are the worst, but no matter what I do Hank always smells like fart. After a bath in wonderful shampoo... he smells like clean and fresh fart.
Phone sex..me? yea, ok. I'm the worst.
8. Take phone, generously apply your favorite lube, insert.
elle, i have a request. make a southpark pbc. i can't load flashplayer for some fucking reason.
7.) Um... if you have someone to have phone sex with (or just sit and listen to) shouldn't he be the one to teach you how to do it?
9.) It's good that we're not real life friends. I sort of do that to all of my friends. I just drop out of touch with people for a while, then pop back in when my head's on straight again.
Yeah...phone sex...I'll teach you. My wife might look at me funny..but when I explain the situation, she'll understand. Or we can do a phone-sex 3 way...oooo...even better.
LOVE THE DOMINATRIX SP!!!
I am pasty too. Shoe shopping would rock my ass right now...but I am being a good girl with my finances. The characters are fucking awesome. Dominatrix...hells yeah, baby! Limewire? Is that legal now?
*huggles*
-N
Have you quit commenting on your blog?
Sass: combat southpark does kick ass. i have no qualms with my download habit, it just kind of amuses me that i'll waste a good half hour before i realize i'm just sitting here clicking on songs.
Keith: i agree to disagree.
Le chat qui a peur: glad my titles are amusing :) and i'm not sure i can take full advantage...perhaps my mom has finally gone senile?
Flounder: no shit. especially when said stinky dog likes to wake you up every hour on the hour after 5am. uch.....she's vanilla fresh now though!
Robynb: i'm kind of happy that my dog doesn't really smell. no one walks into my place and says i have a dog....now if only she would stop shedding like a feind.
Anon: i prefer phone anal in those situations.
Shane: i'll do my best!
Vlad: he understands i don't do it, and it amuses the shit out of him that i sit there laughing my ass off half the time...eh, i'm a voice..i'm okay with that most of the time, but i might as well get something out of it too, no? and you shouldn't do that! ditching people is shitty!
Chris: make it a foursome and add in some johnny depp action and i'm SO! THERE!
Nat: limewire was never illegal. napster was illegal because they new exactly what songs were being downloaded and by who...limewire works on peer to peer node systems. it's the same as having your cd collection out and letting a friend come choose which songs from each cd he wants and burning a cd.
Flounder: no...i've quit having a lot of time. i'm sorry!
I can't do phone sex either
South Park character are cool mmmMMMkay
I actually just got done watching an episode :)
all dogs stick in the summertime. no matter how often I bathe mine, he just seems to constantly stink
Limewire friggin' rules hun. Rock on, literally....
Holy hotness, Batma... er... Trix! How much would a guy have to pay to get to listen in on that little lesson?
Anyway, I don't really ditch people, I just stop calling for a while. Which I guess could be considered ditching them... Ah, hell. I'm a bad friend. I might as well own up to it. I just have issues and sometimes I don't want to bother with other human beings.
Trix: show me the ways! seriously!
Kristen: i think it's a genetic trait. i really do.
Backdoor Slider: no man, my dog fucking reeked! she must have gotten into something at the kennel or got peed on at daycare..heh
Wes: word to the limewire love!
Vlad: i mean everyone has times when they don't want to bother with human beings...but do you ignore people who try to talk to you? and do you just appear after a month like nothing happened? i mean i know i can do that with people i've known for years...but people you just meet? not the smartest thing to do if you still want to know them, no?
Well, no. I wouldn't do that to someone I'd just met. I agree that'd be... how do I say this politely? It'd be pretty fucking stupid.
Okay, so I settled for succinct instead of polite.
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