there were no lies between me and you, you said nothing of what you knew, there was still something in your eyes that left me hopeless and paralyzed.

1. watermelon is like sweet, sugar water based crack. and don't you even try to tell me that watermelon is not the most delectable fruit on this green earth, you won't fucking win. will. not.

2. a really hot guy moved into the townhouse the shit-girl used to live in (the girl who let her dogs shit everywhere on the balcony). happy e! e wants to go on a shooting spree when his ugly ass girlfriend shows her face. seriously, he's a hot doctor...she's ugly and sits at home all day....what am i missing? it's making me go insane!

3. i hate it when redheads wear green. it's not cute, it's not complimenting, it's boring and makes you look callow.

4. i did something insanely uncharacteristic of me. yes, that's right....i bought purple sheets. i know that doesn't seem like a huge deal, but i'm the queen of gender neutral colors/decorating because i hate to feel uber girly, and i hate when guys come over and are like "oh, wow...that's...that's just crawling with estrogen." but fuck it, i got this adorable white comforter with baby blue, light green, and pink flowers crocheted in..and purple fucking sheets! and i like it!

5. now if only my dryer would start working, so i can put this girly smut on my bed. only i could blow a fuse, and blow it so well that turning everything off, unplugging everything, turning it all on, and repeating multiple times won't work.

6. this guy today was trying to guess my nationality. he asked if i was italian, i said no. he asked if i was irish, i said no, he then proceeded to say "oh, well i thought you looked european, i guess i was wrong." uhmmm, dude?! europe is made up of a lot more countries than just italy and ireland, i really hate to break it to you!

7. i never thought i'd say this, but my hair is way too soft...

8. a guy i knew once flat out said "i can see why it's hard for you to get dates...guys don't really want to date a fat chick, no matter how cool she is, because of what other people will say." and you know what? i can't seem to get that fucking thought out of my head.

9. how does a five pound cat shit enough to fill the entire holding area of the litter robot in less than a week? the manual specifically says that one should change it every week for *two* cats....and yet, she shits her fucking heart out more than two cats could. how?

10. guy: you look a lot better when you don't wear those contacts that make your eyes all muddled green and brown. you look better with your natural brown eyes. me: i'm wearing brown tinted contacts right now, but thanks. i'll avoid the natural green brown combo. guy: i didn't mean it like that..uhm...fuck, sorry e.

11. i started up muy thai again....however, i'm not sure driving twenty minutes to do it three to four times a week is really something i can honestly commit to, especially once the snow starts. still? i fucking love it, and i'm so happy to be doing it again. hoy, decisions.

12. some things are just too hard to let go of and it fucking blows.

13. i got a letter today saying that my failure to pay a speeding ticket is going to result in the suspension of my license. here's the thing...the license that they have on file is the california one which is expired and now replaced by my ohio one. soooo, i'm kinda wondering if i should pay the ticket, or just kind of let them have fun suspending my license and feel as if they got a "bad" driver off the road...

14. cleveland has implemented a new way to catch speeders. yup, the mighty camera. so rather than having a cop actively sitting there trapping and catching speeders..a camera clocks you and takes a picture of your cars ass while you pass. how is this fair? what fucking warning is there? if i see anything saying we need more cops in downtown cleveland, i'm going to go ape shit on their asses.

15. yankees fucking lost. those mother fuckers!

anyway, happy fourth of july y'all! my country tis of thee and all that shit....i'm stuck working.