(sorry if this is scattered...i only have 20 minutes until my presence is required at the yearly "jews on easter" shin-dig. )
--the new gilette fusion razor is fucking awesome. i can't stop touching my legs because of how soft they are. seriously..it's like a baby's sweet glorious bottom.
--weather.com has promised me a thunderstorm for the past 5 nights...and, they just keep pushing it a day over. fuckin cock teases.
--i was shat on a lot last week....a lot. glad that's over..well, glad i stopped giving a shit.
--i love that my whole trip is premised on the sheer fact i want to give him the world's longest hug (because he really needs it)...and take him to serendipity for frozen hot chocolate.
--it took three months, but i finally like my hair cut.
---i'm on two new medications. one makes me feel like absolute ass, so i cut the dosage by a good quarter (do you know how hard it to cut pills into quarters?)..and, instead of feeling like i'm on the cusp of death and everything hurts inside--i'm talking organs were hurting, like it felt like my liver ached--i just feel a bit sore in my legs and arms. but hey, at least i'm not sniffling, sneezing, and itchy eyed! the other is basically perscription emphetamines...and i can so see why people go nuts over that stuff. i can focus, i can pay attention, i'm always alert..add a few drinks and i feel fan-fuckin-tastic. the only real downside is that i haven't slept since i started taking them six days ago..nor really ingested anything food wise other than a slim fast i make myself choke down. regardless, now i just have to test out the claim that this stuff makes sex a lot better.
-- if i could will only one thing in this world to be straight forward, pure, and without a gray area, it would be peoples intentions.
--i really want to believe i'm worth it and that it's all genuine...but? i just can't seem to let myself buy into it all.....yet.
--no fucking clue how to reconcile between two possibilities, other than to think of myself as the possibility.
--one of my hands is slighty darker than the other. gotta love random tans from driving.
--i'm nervous to see my parents in two weeks. really nervous. no fucking clue why.
--i really hate it when you take it upon yourself to clear yourself of all guilt and fault by proclaiming how much you do love me and how much our friendship means to you, and then you turn around and say you "have to go" because she should be home soon. i really hate how, when you do this, i die inside..and question whether or not i really am being selfish in thinking that this whole scenario is fucked up. i really hate that you're putting one of the few people i really love through a rollercoaster of bullshit, because you love to waffle and be appeasing. i especially hate how you saying "i love you" sends me into tears and ruins my entire night, no matter how good of a mood i'm in. i really hope you're as happy as you're pretending to be....because this is going to eventually cost you your world...
--a brown non-form fitting shirt that goes to your mid thigh, with a built in pink sequin belt that goes around your waist is not flattering, no matter how skinny you are. consequently, this girl is more heavy set. it's not good.
--this girl in my agency law class stares at me for the entire time it takes me to walk from the door to my seat, and glances over at me periodically during class. what the fuck is her deal?!
--i don't know why..but when i have my purple eyeshadow on..and a black shirt...i just feel pretty.
--you told me that i'm always attractive on the oustide..but that i can be one of the ugliest people on the inside when i stop giving a shit about people's feelings. that's funny. i learned it from you.
--i need to learn to be more assertive when it comes to sex....or at least be more verbal with what i like. maybe get to talkin'? not full on coversation..but a little "your cock feels good" type action? how do i do that?
--before her blog was the subject of an anonymous fucktard's crusade, the lovely KJ mentioned that her guy friends loved her and went to her for advice because she thought like a guy. most of my guy friends think the exact same thing about me. they come to me with all of their problems because i think like a guy does. but, doesn't that seem a bit counter-intuitive? isn't the purpose of talking to a member of the opposite sex to get their take on the subject (especially when relationships are involved)? so why would you specifically seek out the one memeber of the opposite sex that thinks of things similar to your own sex? that's like me asking my most flamboyant gay friend if the fact a guy didn't call when he said he should have is grounds for me being upset. of course he's going to say it is...he's a man with a vagina. so asking me if it's absolute crap that a girl asks you to stay at home with her instead of going out with your friends, is pretty pointless..because, yea, i think that's absolutely retarded..but im guessing my flamboyant gay friend would say you're an asshole for even thinking of going out.
--ever hear peoples stories..and they're just so fantastical..you can't help but wonder if they're lying? but then at the same time, the facts are so fuckin' out there, how could anyone make this shit up?
--these meds give me the worst cottonmouth EVER...and i can't even do anything about it because everytime i put something in my mouth--water included--i feel like i'm going to be violently ill. funtastic, eh? who wants to make-out with me?! anyone?!
--when a guy rolls over, kisses up your back, and rests his head on your shoulder..rather than just rolling over and wrapping his arm around you before going back to sleep...jesus christ, that's fuckin awesome.
--you know how you have that one shirt that you love? the one that you feel all confident and sexy/attractive in? yea. i just ruined mine. death by blow-dryer. who knew satin melted? i'm so lost right now!
--he speaks in "we" 's. god that's torturesome.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
20 comments:
Scattered posts are fun. We can only guess at what you're talking about and who you're talking to, and that makes it a little voyeuristic. Which is good if you're into that kinda thing -looks around-
Also, I want some frozen hot chocolate. That stuff is the BEST.
Ok... that was all over the place, but enjoyable!!
Have a great day!!
XXOO,
JTL
hey dude that was awesome.
i love that i have no idea who most if not all of those are directed toward and yet still it's a fun and interesting post.
thanks for that!
also? want some of that hot chocolate, i've heard about it...
Holy everywhere ma lady.
1) I LOVE how chicks stare each other down and have issue with one another. Another mystery of the universe.
2) Everyone tells bullshit stories.
3) I'll make out with you, provided you do a shot of peppermint schnapps beforehand ;)
Man, chicks stare at each other harder than dudes stare at chicks.
They give the ol "hair, blouse, shoes, skirt, blouse, makeup, hair" up and down thing.
There was this older woman (who was probably pretty hot back in her day) that gave the Mrs. that whole deal every time we went to dinner on our honeymoon (cruise).
The expression on her face was the best - like, she'd just had a teaspoon of dogshit placed on her tongue. Or, a warm aerosol can of "uptight bitch" sprayed directly into her asshole.
Re: talking in bed - yeah, what Trix said. You'll be amazed at the kind of response you'll get.
Uh...
Ya know, honestly, I don't have anything to say. It was fun to ponder all of these points individually for longer than I probably should've, though. You ever notice when you do these types of posts that almost everyone can relate to everything you've written about, even if it has nothing to do with them?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, you definitely need to be talking during sex.
I can't do the sex talking either....
I hate the darker hand tan too
Girl, so sorry about your shirt, that calls for a shopping a trip
Jmai: everyones a voyuer at heart..otherwise reality tv would have died years ago. and how awesome is the frozen hot chocolate? i hate hot chocolate, but that stuff is delish!
Melissa: i said it'd be all over the place!
Sass: funny how my 20 minute "write down whatever pops in your head" posts are always better than my thought out ones..tee hee. Serendipity in NYC--home of the frozen hot chocolate...come with!
Wes: i don't touch shnapps. sorry!
Matt: i know chicks are fucking brutal when it comes to other chicks....but does she have to stare at me?! i mean i sit in class and think to myself "Oh wow, she did not wear that" or "yea..she's fuckin ugly..yet, she's engaged.go figure"...but i don't sit there and stare!
Trix (and Matt): it's a matter of me getting the gusto to say it. i'm shy :) seriously!
Dude: never underestimate the power of minute detail? it is kind of weird how people can always relate to things when you leave it in it's most pure terms.
Hedge: it's not like i'm mute. i just don't really talk.
KJ: shopping trip indeed. who's coming?!
Oh Elle I so love this post. I think there is one scattered post of mine coming...I too have a lot of thoughts and I don't necessarily want to explain myself as much as I tend to. I have a lot on my mind and I too feel like a lot of people are being judgemental right now...shitting on me as you put it. Ugh... things are a bit complex and I think you captured that.
Also, on a not so serious note...I need to buy that razor :)
-N
Nat: mens razors are so much better, i swear! i mean c'mon..they're designed for a guys face...that's way more sensitive than our legs (or whatever else you may want to shave..tee hee). regardless, sometimes it's good to just say what it is, and not anything more or less. granted, a few of them i'm sure the people it's about know. hehe
Murph: one word: balls.
weather.com is pissin' me off too. they keep ampin' me up fer severe storms and tornadoes and shit and i get nothin'.
Not that you guys would know what my hometown's reputation is, but Melbourne is known for having sporadic weather. You learn to just be prepared for heat, rain or hail in every season. I guess what I'm saying is.."Waaaa, waaa".
Mpls: hey! wassup? i'm peachy keen, as always :)
Shane: exactly! i want my fuckin thunderstorm! not bitching about the sunshine and cool breeze weather..but stop saying it's coming, getting my hopes it, and poof. nothing.
Hedge: weather here is like that. many many many times it's been in the 70's all day, and by 8pm that night it's snowing and in the 20's. i just love thunderstorms! i want one!!
Dunno what the deal is with the staring...mebbe she has the hawts for ya. :D
Matt: ewwww she's ugly! she needs to step away from the tanning bed, and let her face not be some superhuman orange color!
Will: i know you didn't go drink martinis without me. I KNOW! you didn't! i'll overlook that, and just say that..this chick stared at me last year too. weirdo.
elle: i find it really hard too... start by saying 'that feels awesome' or 'mmmmmmmmmmm' and work your way up from there.
and yeah, i can't figure out what posts people will and won't like either... hell pictures aren't even always a guarantee...
nat: maybe it's going around cause me too
hedge: in vancouver they say 'if you don't like the weather... wait five minutes'
also? thunder and lightning is the best
Hmm, maybe she's a semitard and has no social skills whatsoever?
Will: i'm gonna be in ny that weekend! blast. so....interesting shit huh? i can think of/concoct lots of interesting shit for y'all to drink.
Sass:it's not like i'm mute! i make sounds. i just...he talks! and it shocked the shit out of me. fine, he did it when he was drunk...but he did it sober too! totally out of left field (granted uhh we just started to do whatever it is that we were uh doing?) and it's not even the talking thing..it's the whole...assertive thing too. totally lack that.
Matt: well duh! she's in law school!
Post a Comment