i miss my appetite.
i know that's a weird thing for an early twenties girl who's been on some kind of diet since she was probably sixteen to say...but, i really miss eating. and it's not even that i don't eat anymore...i do. i do it mostly because i know i have to eat something and one slim fast a day really isn't that healthy, especially if i want to continue my workouts and not pass out midway through.
so i eat...or at least try. i usually take a few bites...and then feel like i'm so full...that i feel like i'm at the point where i'm going to puke if i eat anymore. i'm not kidding...i got subway for lunch today...and i had six--yes i counted--chips, and i was done. no mas.no more room. least sofie got a roast beef sub out of the deal.
the enjoyment factor is totally gone, and that's dirving me nuts. i don't care that i barely eat and get full..i care that food went from something i loved and enjoyed..to a chore. you could plop a slice of key lime cheesecake--which is my absolute fav dessert in the world-- in front of me...and i probably wouldn't even touch it, whereas only a week and a half ago i'd have the biggest smile on my face and fuckin orgasm over every bite.
hopefully, when spring ends and i get off these meds i'll go back to normal.....or maybe i'll get used to the pills? i really shouldn't complain. i've been on these fuckers for a little over a week and i've lost 6lbs already...
anyway...as always, that in no way brings me to the thrust of todays retarded post:
people never cease to amaze me.....and thanks to myspace, the sect of people i'm exposed to is that much greater....and seemingly that much more special ed...which i've pretty much keep re-iterating to all y'all since i joined that bastard website. (totally not to say i haven't met some cool people on that site..y'all know who you are..so don't take that the wrong way)
the latest examples of stunning fucktardedness are as follows:
1. his name is allen. he e-mailed me...i e-mailed back. why? he could spell, and yes..that's how low my standards have become since joining that website and realizing that ebonics is not just a verbal language anymore. so fine..we e-mailed...did the aim thing....and things were pretty okay..he wasn't too horrible....mildly amusing and funny. but then shit got kind of weird. he goes to school on my campus...and the minute he figured out that not only am i on campus at the same time as him..but that i live pretty much on campus he kept asking me to meet him for coffee..or lunch...or whatever. and every fucking time, i had the same reason: "dude i have class." so eventually, after three weeks of this shit...i just flat out ask "why do you want to meet me so bad?" and his response? "i don't really care either way, honestly." okay? if that's the case, why the fuck do we have to go through the same dance every goddamn tuesday and thursday? i mean..not like i had anything else to do while sitting in class than to turn his ass down, aside from talking to the regulars (i love you matt, chris, and nick. tee hee!)...but jesus christ....have a little bit of tact and at least fucking lie...don't just say "i couldn't give a shit if i ever talked to you again..so want to meet up for coffee?"...
2. i got an e-mail from the lovely jennifer (good blog, recommend y'all read it, by the way) explaining that some guy seemed to have gotten us confused. no fucking clue why, but i'm flattered he could have thought i was as hot as her. anyway...i guess some exchanges occurred between the two of them..he asked for her number..she gave him a fake..whatever...in response to the fake number, she got the following e-mail:
"Maybe i got my cross reference wrong, but i doubt it. http://psychadelicbuttersnazzy.blogpost.com/2006_02_01_psychadeicbuttersnazzy_archive.html. If you aren't Elle, I partially apologize in advance, but MOST of this still applies to you.
You are a pathetic loser. Youre [sic] single because you are a hateful bitch, not because you want to be. Dont [sic] you have anything better and less pathetic to do than make fun of down-to-earth people who arent [sic] as sick and hateful as you? Sorry we aren't all as beautiful as you, I bet your shit smells like roses. [sic] Maybe you had so many requests to put up your profile because so many people just love your hateful witchy devil-ass, well this is an official request to take it off and die. Im glad you shot them all down because they can do a lot better than you.
Another loser for you to piss on."
alright..first: why would you send someone an e-mail with the opener of "i'm not sure if this is you, so if not, i apologize, but i'm going to send you this anyway because i'm sure it applies to you in some way, shape, or form"? second: if you're going to insult someone vehement rhetoric style...make sense. "maybe you had so many requests to put up your profile because so many people just love your hateful witchy devil ass.." makes no fucking sense. what the fuck requests are you talking about? what the fuck is a "hateful witchy devil ass"? third: if you are going the vehement rhetoric route, making sense aside, you should really be a little more clever with your insults. saying someone thinks their shit smells like roses, and further stating that they should die has all the appeal of a third grade name calling fight...and you're how old? 29? i mean, if you really think i/she sucks that much..you should really speak to our character flaws, not tell me/her we should just die. and, once again..what the fuck is a "hateful witchy devil ass?" 'cause you so lost me on that one, homeboy. and just a note about form: apostrophes are one of those requsite things not one of those optional things.
but, i do have to thank you..because at least the "witchy devil-ass clan" is united :)
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sounds like it burns both ways
also? oh man elle, why do you still myspace anyway?
although i don't know why i still okcupid either...
That guy needs to crawl back under his rock. Just when I think people can't get anymore insane people like him pop up. Scary!
Will: no making me seriously laugh out loud in the library! haha!!
Sass: i myspace for the amusement. i really haven't met anyone on there, nor do i really want to date anyone i've met from there. just on there for my own little shits and giggles :)
Missy: scary motha fucka's are everywhere, huh?
I, for one, just love your hateful witchy devil-ass.
:D
Why the fuck am I on myspace? I did it to promote my blog, but then people I didn't want to know about my blog found it, so I deleted all references to it. I think a lump of shit has more profile views than I do.
Maybe it was just a coverup and he REALLY likes you. Nah, nah, couldn't be that. Fuckin' cynics, the lot of you! :P
Girl you crack me up.......
Witchy Woman was going through my head as I read this
wow people definitely have issues. I don't know how you handle the "my space" thing. Someone I talked to tried to compate blogger to my space and I wondered if they had ever been on either side...cause...erm...no. Just no. I am not saying blogger is perfect but My Space creeps the fuck out of me and seems to be populated by weirdos. Granted, the internet is populated by weirdos and only because the world is populated by weirdos. *sigh*
But you seem to get your fair share of looney toons characters, sugah... at least it makes for funny anecdotes. But some of these guys are total angerballs and they need to be on some kind of sedative.
Speaking of meds...I really hope that you get used to them soon and don't have to deal with lack of enthusiasm for food. Cause, darling, I get that not being hungry is a plus for dieting... or at least it makes the whole craving thing void... but you do need to eat for nutrition even to be fit...and taste is such a wonderful thing. So *crosses fingers* here's hoping :)
-N
ah fuck, i forgot what i was gonna say. nevermind.
Matt: if you didn't, why else would i be perfecting my incest ready southern twang for our trip to the 'kansas?
Todd: i don't understand the blog promotion thing. is it just to get more trafic? in which case, that? i really don't understand either, haha. care to explain?
Hedge: i'd like you to take your optimistic smut "re-store faith" crap and get out of here! hehe just kidding, luv ya..in my own hard ass cynical way ;)
Kristen: awesome song..but not sure i want it at my head while i'm doing anything work related.
Mimi: internet is, yes, purely entertainment (well and information getting), but..if in the process of just doing whta people do online, you meet some awesome people..well, that's just awesome. the internet isnt any different than life. you get a job, you go daily, you go through the motions of what you have to do (or in this case like to do), and then you meet a cool co-worker and become friends. but yea, people aren't always what they seem..so you need a rather high tolerance for bullshit..and you need a heightened sense of "run away" too.
Nat: honestly, the myspace thing isn't horrible. then again, i only really talk to people i know/have met. i've met a few people off the site (heh..all two) and they're cool as hell. i mean the site is what you make of it. you have the power to decide who can talk to you and who can't...so..the weirdos are easily avoidable. anyway..to be fair to the guys of the world...they get shit on a lot by women. A LOT. so i can see why some of them are pissed off, just like we're kind of pissed off at men for not taking the time to see in anything in us. but yea...it's about the avenue you go in which to express that anger..and WOOT! theirs is amusing for me :)
Shane: just bake me a cake, would you?
oh now i remember. if i changed your link on my blog from "bitch pulled out my weave" to "big titted jew", would you be mad at me?
you, personally? no.
but if i get any hate shit for being a jew as a result of it..i'm so coming after your ass.
we're not like that. we only hate other races, not other religions.
oooh ... I dunno what I'd do if I didn't enjoy eating and tasting food ... fuck that shit LOL
oh ... and switch from MySpace to YourSpace ... LOL
ROTFL you wooted :)
-N
Shane: i know. but people go to your blog..just thinking of the strangeness that hops around on the internet. how about "big titted yud"? fuck it...do the jew thing. it's cool with me.
Dzer: it's fuckin annoying! i didn't even enjoy the chinese food i got last night..that's crap! and i'm more of a fan of "myunmentionablespace" than "Yourspace"
Nat: fuckin'a right i did! :)
I wish I got full after 6 chips....
BTW, I'm back in blogland, different link though
it sucks kristen. sucks. not that i mind the weight loss factor, or the just not being hungry factor...but c'mon...after a night of drinking and a morning of paying for it..you want to eat some nasty greasy food to feel better..and i couldn't! minus the 6 tortilla chips.
sucks.
if anybody gives you shit, we'll destroy them. you know this. and when the hell was the last time you visited our blog? don't tell me you're one of them pansies that's "afraid" to comment.
Internet = Party! If you can control yourself, which you have the ability to do. Especially shit like MySpace.
I'll take your lack of appetite. Bring it on. Wait...I don't really have one either, nevermind.
Trix: totally taking care of myself. even stopped working out, because a slim fast does not a happy body make..let alone a slim fast with a 4 mile run.
Shane: not a pansy who doesn't comment..a pansy who gets lost in your comment section for a good 10 minutes, and then forgets what the fuck she's going to say. but i read it, biatch.
Dude: appetites are so overrated. but enjoying food? uch. that's heaven
hehe no worries mimi :) wasn't a lecture, you made some valid points. it is kind of scary that my generation is all over the internet thing..and having cyber-buddies and all that shit...but, like, my brother's generation is computer retarded and just can't seem to get into the whole thing. at least not as much as people my age and younger have.
funny how that happens.
meh... mudslinging. Sounds like a pastime that I don't quite get. How bout a movie instead?
uhhh i'm your brothers age... and i know some fucking retarted computerwise 20 year olds...
so yeah.
Elle,
I think you need to stop bothering with these little boys. You are far to creative and far to advanced for there highschoolish ( if thats a word) games. Keep up the great posts, cause I enjoy laughing at the what you have to say about these morons that contact you.
H.W.D.A. UNITE!
Do forgive me, I seem to be at least one half-day late and a buck-o-five short on the comment fest, but I appreciate hate-mail-guy and his meddling, stalking, bringing people together feel-good attitude. An odd, angry little man that managed to make things happen that were far larger than him-- yes, I'd like to thank the little people. ;)
As far as the scary side affects from your allergy meds... eesh-- but I'm sure you know what you're doing and wouldn't let something bad happen... right? RIGHT?
If you waste away, will you still be able to write? All is well then.
Back to the pseudogrind.
jn
Hubris: name the movie and i'm there
Sass: good point. my dad types with two fingers and i had to show him how to use his blackberry..meanwhile my grandfather has entire servers he runs. but, i think in general...my generation has embraced the internet as a means of life a little more readily than other generations before us. maybe? hmmm
Deepitalianeyes: i don't bother, they bother..and i just see what happens :)
Jennifer: it's all about that feel good attitude..that's what brings people together! and i'll always be able to write...so..i'll continue wasting away quietly :)
elle you grew up with it, but for us? it grew up with us... those of us that were there early will grok the net in a way no one else ever will because we were ten layers deeper than the 'web' is now...
hard to explain. y'all are more comfortable and all for sure, but the 30-50 year olds that *get* it? get it deeper somehow...
that makes no sense but i think you know what i meant.
and jennifer? welcome to our circle, i like your blog.
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