seriously! i mean, jesus fucking christ y'all....what is so hard about stayin your lane? i drove all of 30 minutes today, and i think i honked at over 10 people because..why?
the bitches were impinging on my lane! and then when i honked, the assholes had the gall to flick me off or make some kind of snooty face at me as if i'm the one who was doing some kind of wrong.
NO!! you fuckers..i was just driving along..you're the assholes who teetered in two lanes and made me downshift, which pissed me off and, in turn, made me honk at your bitch ass.
swear to fucking god, the worst drivers in america have congregated in ohio. i've lived in a shit-ton of places, and i have to say...worst drivers are by far here.
LORD!
anyway!
it's thursday...
it's hnt....YAY!!
hnt is like a freebie post...seeing as no one gives a shit what i write, they just look at my picture--which is usually tits. kind of low pressure posting, me likey!
anyway..happy hnt y'all..enjoy my fat ass...which'll be swimsuit clad for the next week (eeeep!)..and dirty mirror..because my cat likes to fling water..go figure
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Holy shit, you are fine. I know I tell you this every HNT, but it's the truth.
fucking bad drivers I ... I ....
wowza.
fuckin' hot, buttah.
umm ... bad drivers, bad drivers ...
nope.
my brain's stuck on that rockin' body ... and how the top looks like it wants to explode off yer bodacous tata's .... heh
Damn that is one sexy ass shot, darling! But no matter how enticing the flesh, I am always more interested in the writing.
And AMEN today seems to be and "Idiots Out Driving" day in the city of Orlando. When I turned on the radio, there were reports of no less than 7 accidents. And I had to swerve for my life three times just to get to work. And there was this moron of a girl in a supped-up car that looked just ridiculous and she kept changing lanes every few seconds.
ARGH...who gives them their licenses?
-N
words.......words.......WHOA!!!
Guerilla: huh?
Keith: go back to bed, and get back to me haha
Sugarpunk: i plan on it! thanks!!
Todd: i look good without a head, huh? makes me that much more cool!
Dzer: yea, you try finding a bathing suit that isn't granny style that fits the giant tatas....that's as good of a fit as i can get, without it being tankini style
Jay: Happy HNT to you too, babe!
Will: it's still 1/2 naked! my legs are 3/4 of my body..so if anything..it's 1/4 naked...hmmm...fun, i shall try!
Nat: it always amazes me that when it's downpouring/snowing/icy/ass cold after a rain..there are no accidents. when it's sunny, and nice out? accidents. are people really that fuckin' retarded?! seemingly so! how depressing!
Shane: thank you joey lawrence for your WOAH!!
Ethan: not bad yourself ;)
Murph: NO TANLINES! not til i get back from jamaica, buttmunch. i've driven in columbus...just as bad as here, sorry dude
Elle- Yeah dude, its Ohio. nuff said.
HNT Um. Thank you.
Can I just say? Buttery goodness. and if you call yourself fat again, I'll send you a picture of MY fat ass so you'll have a point of reference that you cannot deny.
asshat
That's not "water fromt he cat".
Those are tassles and you know it!
WHOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!
I took your advice on the Oil of Olay body wash stuff...my skin and I thank you.
Oh and I'm totally feelin' ya on the whole Jamie Cullum thang...he is an absolute doll!
No, I didn't mean you looked better without a head. You have a very pretty face. I haven't seen the back of your head, though.
stop.calling.yourself.fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're hot, get over it.
also? drivers are the worst, it's like they get their licenses from a fucking cereal box or something... it's hella annoying.
Looking forward to alot of Jamaica pics! You're looking pretty good in Ohio, too!
very nice I love it
Hahaha Nice tits.....wanna fuck? The story was funny too :) You should have flipped them yer tits instead of the birdie....betcha they would have crashed, or let you go by...one or the other....both work HAHAhA
Love ya Girl
Brian
mmmmm, nice hnt pic. i like it. and love the profile, very funny. :)
Without a doubt the nicest set of bewbs I've ever seen.
I love that colour of burgundy. Is that wallpaper or a curtain behind that girl?
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