what the fuck guys?!! did you look in the mirror before you left the house?!! who wears a light green perry ellis dress shirt..with a dark green tie...tucked into jeans.......with gym sneakers? ....and to the other guy-DUDE! it's 10 degrees outside, why the fuck are you wearing baby pink and khaki's?!! goddamnit....for your sake, i hope to god you guys just got done butt fucking in one of the study rooms...shhh! don't worry, i won't tell all the girls who pine over you in our class that you two are gay. your secret is safe with me!
to the guy in the scrub pants who walked in after me to pick up his dog: bcc: to the guy who drives the infiniti g-coupe in my apartment building (and overlooking the fact it's an automatic); the guy who works at the subway downstairs (and totally negating the fact you're married):
call me! *wink*
to the people who live upstairs:
ummmmmm, what in gods name do you fucking do up there? i don't hear a peep all goddamn day, and then 1am rolls around and it's like you guys are fucking taking a wrecking ball to all the walls. what the shit?! i mean, if i actually slept at night....and if i actually was in anything other than some form of a coma when i do in fact take sleeping pills and sleep..i'd be pretty fuckin pissed off that you blast music and bang and putz around up there. that said: LIFT YOUR GODDAMN FEET WHEN YOU WALK! it's not hard, and i swear..your knee's, and *i* will appreciate it.
to the male of the species:
what the fuck is it with tan lines?! please, one of you (or all of you) explain to me what makes the sharp contrast between ass white, and somewhat tan so goddamn hot?!
to my beloved deftones:
way to go assholes! go on tour when *i* *cannot* *go*!! yea, that's fair. i've only hearted you guys since you first came out with adrenaline back when i wasn't even pubescent, and have religiously bought every single one of your albums, and religiously gone to every single one of your shows within a 4 hour driving area (with a few exceptions..but hey, i'm only human)...not to mention i've had many a fantasy with none other than your front man chino moreno...and then! after years and years of abso-fuckin-lutely nothing from your side of the relationship, and after my continued love and support (even with team sleep..which, my dear chino, though decent, is not up to par with the deftones..sorry)..you go on tour...and..you come to cleveland when i'll be sitting in a chaise-lounge in the tropics. how fucking inconsiderate of you boys!! snarf!
to my beloved sofie:
what the fuck are you barking at woman?! is it a bad dream? is it a ghost fucking with you?? (i do think my place is haunted based on how my pets act sometimes.....call me crazy..i believe in that shit!). is it the assholes upstairs that i just seem to drowned out with my own stupid thoughts? is it my subwoofer? what is it?!! you go absolutely nuts and bark for like 10 minutes straight, and growl..and i'm just curious as to why!
to laura mercier:
i love you..and that's why we have to talk. i spent three hundred fucking dollars on your awesome, gorgeous, and perfect products....and i just can't have that. i can't afford that! not to mention, that's a pair of shoes!! so, please...for the love of my bank account..please stop coming out with eye shadow colors that are just fuckin awesome for my coloring (seriously..that color twinkle is super cute!). please, stop coming out with gorgeous lip glosses that are sparkly, long lasting, and not like fuckin glue. and for the love of christ, do not even attempt to tempt me with free samples of your vanilla bean and caramel body wash...PLEASE! i'm weak, and i can't handle the temptation!
to lulu:
i got her a new bed...and she hasn't left it in two days but for to eat and shit. so, my lil kitten-caboodle-you're welcome! glad you like it :)
23 comments:
Awwww... me lovey the pictures :)
And I don't get a lot of people and would like to send them all notes telling them exactly how I don't get them.
I think I am feeling "meh" and not looking at the bright side of things, which is generally how I roll.
Ugh...fucking hormones!
But still love the pics :)
-N
death to the wearers of perry ellis!!
heh
Today I saw a guy wearing an "urban sombrero". It was the kind of hat that should be made of corn chips and filled with cheese.
yeah, what the hell's been up with the defones? and yeah again, team sleep was ooookay, but seriously....
anyway- I'm thinking I may try to catch them in Sac.... always wanted to see them in their hometown.
Why can't you make it on March 15 in Cleveland?
cause she's going to be lounging in the tropics.
i'm jealous.
also?
dude i'm so with you on all of those. it cracks me up just how gay some gay guys are and how so many girls can't even tell.
i'm not saying i have great gaydar cause i don't... but the comments and the looking at men's butts? not hard to miss.
Affair with Chino? Dude...you know he's...really, like, really fat and ugly now, right?
You had me laughing so hard my kid asked me what was wrong...loved it...
i'm scared of clowns.
Nat: i don't think people are meant to be gotten, i think they're meant to be laughed at for every little strange and odd thing they do. i love it! still feeling "meh"? me too, however, my friend made a good point..it could by my diet which consists of uhh protien shakes. haha, i suppose a liquid diet could drive anyone the meh-side.
Dzer: dude! i sleep in a perry ellis shirt!! HEY!!
YourNameHere: dude, maybe it was made out of cheese...and he wore it for strategic snack purposes? hmmm
Tjay: yea, team sleep wasn't horrendous, but, it was no awesome and mighty deftone. i won't be able to go because i'll be in jamaica for spring break. grrrr!!
Sass: i really don't think these guys are gay....but the way they were dressed yesterday had me nearly crying i laughed so hard....on the inside. can't laugh *in* class. that said, it cracks me up even more because the girls really do swoon over these two guys...and they're just not good...in any sense of the word when it comes to being attractive
Hedge: i didn't say Chino of 2006, i mean chino circa 1998 when he was a thin and hot guy. uch. he was hot back then!
MJ: cats do have it awesome. she sleeps ALL day. before i got her this bed, she never left my bed...now, she dabbles between the two, her food bowl, and her littler box. my dog just goes nuts sometimes. apartment will be quiet at like 1am..and she'll just leap up, tail between legs, scruff on her neck up..and just bark and growl like i'm about to be murdered or something...creepy creepy!
Na: glad you feel the love! and the most basic of things cost me $20.00! but, it traps her fur into the fibers of the bed..which i'm thinking my allergies are going to thank me for.
Casually Me: hehe glad i made ya laugh, always nice to know i amuse someone :)
shane: clowns scare me too. and if you're insinuating that i resemble a clown because of the make-up..well...you'd be pretty spot on. teeheee. KIDDING!
Na: you and your pills! now send me concertera!!
Murph: lay of the fuckin crack you weirdo
That cat is smiling.
Murph: you licking my ass crack is just fine. you snorting up crack rocks like they're going out of style? not so good. i worry because i care!
Matt: hah..that cat is pissed off the flash woke her up!
Fuck chaise lounges...LET'S CANCEL THE TRIP!
Kidding!
-The Dude
P.S. I have a tan! Which = NO BURN! Thank gawd!
Yeah Lulu!! Pussy is so entertaining....yes? ;)
btw, your dog does that shit in the middle of the night b/c your apartment is haunted.
SMILING, I TELL YOU!!!1
:P~
Dude: i'm gonna fry. i haven't even gone tanning yet. oops.
Hootah: if by entertaining you mean does absolutely nothing but sleep? SHE'S A BLAST!!
Shane: thought so. wanna do an exorcism?
Trix: i just imagined living on the 8th floor...with 12 foot ceilings and all cement walls..and figure i can deal with the 3rd floor's 9 foot celeings and all cement walls for the sake of my electric bill..which is still 350-450 a month. grr!!
Matt: she doesn't smile! she's EVIL!!
well i am catholic, and aside from our priests fucking little boys, i think we also dabble in excorcism. can't be too hard, i seen it done on tv lots of times.
awesome
i got a glow in the dark oiuja board....and candles. be here at 8.
muhahahaha
that cracks me up elle. seriously.
straight men have like the anti fashion sense it's the weirdest thing.
Okay that one guy wouldn't have been that bad till we got to the gym shoes! WTF!!
Nick--just tell me how i can get my own haha
Sass: the metrosexual movement has totally fucked up the gaydar though. i mean, guys went from looking like total shlubs, to dressing nice and actually using hair products and stuff. i can see how a girl could get a guys sexuality wrong. add in the fun bonus of the men of law school usually being metro as all hell and looking nice all the time because of work etc, and it can get confusing. be that as it may, the fact girls pine over these to shmucks is hilarious. not attractive...at all. neither one of them. puke!
Missy: the whole thing was a fashion faux pas...light green and dark green...jeans? uch!
Jim Ryan: don't be shy :) and welcome!
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