Wednesday, February 08, 2006

'coz i'm under the weather just like the world....and even though i'm all alone, this place just feels like home...

aight.....

  • i say fuck a lot in this. if you find that offensive...fuck off.
  • i mumble, in person and in general......don't give me shit for it (yea, that's directed at you murph).
  • i giggle.....a shitload...all the fuckin' time....sorry, it's annoying..i can't help it.
and as always..
  • no makin' fun of my bastard accent.

this is an audio post - click to play

oh, and i joined myspace...yea..i joined the bastard evil bandwagon. amazing what complete and utter boredom, mixed with a strange amount of acetomenaphine and barbiduates will make you do.....if you want, go ahead and add me so i don't look like the complete loser i am...

also, for HNT tomorrow, i figure i'd showcase one of my five..well, seeing as two are the same..we'll make it four...tattoo's...

scratch that....it's down to three because of shitty location and bastard surgeons.....

so, to make things kind of more equitable vis a vis the extremely self-conscious nature of my tat's, i won't disclose the location of any of them, just what they are.

your options are:
1. hearts
2. tribal design
3. butterfly

choose wisely y'all! and do not fucking ask me to take a pic of my clit ring. it ain't happening..just like bare boobies and bare e ain't happenin'....k? K!

happy hump day!

32 comments:

JMai said...

I'm going with butterflies, because if I were ever to get a tattoo, I think I'd choose that.

I can't get your audio post to work.

And awwwww I just noticed that you blogrolled me! I feel so very special now! I would blogroll peeps if I had any idea how to do it. At the mo I can't even figure out why my "recent comments" section has decided to stop working.

Earthworm said...

I have no idea what a bare e is. You're much too young for me to ogle anyway. Oh no my pants are on fire!

But since I have to choose I choose butterflies. Butterflies are pretty and quiet and they make me think of hot summer days, the sort where everything is completely still and you can hear insects buzzing by your head.

Natalia said...

ROTFL

Fuck is my favourite word E :) No complaints at all here.

I think I'd go for tribal. I love the designs out there. Some are sexy and fierce at the same time.

I am still considering getting a butterfly. The reason is that the butterfly used to represent the goddess Psyche and I'm all about that.

That said...a butterfly, if it means something to you...or if you find a beautiful is my second option.

Hearts can look corny and are kind of played. Although a small heart looks cute.

I don't know that I am being much help, darling. But whatever you choose will kick ass :)

-N

Matt Vella said...

Damn girl, the piercing comment raised my eyebrow. That's a brave uh, spot.

My vote -

Butterfly.

Hootah said...

Do you really have a ring in your naughty bits? I vote b-fly, with lots of colors.

yournamehere said...

I'm originally from Louisville, KY, and will not do an audio post for fear I'll sound like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

Scumbag said...

show your clit ring!!!!!!!!! do it pussy!!!!

DZER said...

you have every single cliché chick tattoo: hearts, butterflies, tribal.

I'm guessing there's a dolphin somewhere too ... wait ... that's murphy

haven't had time to add the rose, darlin'? LOL

that being said ... I vote for hearts!

Daniel said...

I want a picture of the tatt of Bambi's mother getting shot. I know you have that somewhere, you evil woman. :P

da buttah said...

Jmai: i dont have that whole blogroll program..i just do it manually in the template where it says links. i'm old skool like that haha

Mike: never to young to oogle!

Nat: the tribal one is def. my fav. the hearts are def. my least fav haha...not that i regret any of them, but if i had a chance to NOT get one or get something else in a different spot...i wouldn't have the hearts. and yes, fuck is a magical mystical world..full of jelly bean wishes and candycane smiles!

Matt: yea, i have my nether region peirced. thought y'all knew haha, i wrote a post about how guys still have no clue what they're doing even with that there. it actually is one of the more safe peircings to get because it just goes through a tiny flap of skin. never hurt either...and, it's kind of cute :)

Hootah: yes, i do. i'm naughty like that i guess.

Your Name Here: i think my ny accent isn't so bad, until people comment on it and do stupid shit like "Oh! say dog again!!", but i dig a southern drawl..so bring it on!

Shane: I WILL! after you get your dick peirced. that's the deal. you in?

D: i do have the cliche chick tats....i have cliche chick tat locations too..but i am a chick, and i have a professional career...so, they have to be hidden at most times anyway.

Hedge: i am not evil! and it's on my armpit. the whole scene unfolds as i lift my arm!

Nick: just knowing you cared enough to add me is all i need ;)

sassinak said...

okay i vote tribal :)

Read This said...

I've seen tats before, I'm ok there. I love your attitude. I love your language. I love the name of your blog. I've spread more love here than since the 1983 filipino whorehouse incident that almost ended my life, lol.

Youwish said...

:Hangs my head in shame: Im on myspace :( (Be careful, its like crack)

BUTTERFLY! I just love them!

da buttah said...

Sass: i agree with you, it's the coolest of them all, but butterfly seems to be winning! damnit!

Murphy..you love my mumbling accented perscription addicted ass. and i never snort..unless i'm drunk..then i snort when i laugh.

Trix: thank you for voting!

YW: it is kind of like crack. it's like my lil social experiment to see how pathetic guys really are. so far, i have 5 random guys e-mailing me and it hasn't been 24 hours...god! let the fun begin!

sassinak said...

if i vote thrice does it count as three votes?
tribal
tribal
tribal!

:)

Timmy said...

Tat artists HATE giving tribals...I don't know exactly why, but every single one that I've ever talked to has confirmed this fact...I'm not sure if this makes a difference or not, but they might be a little more quality-conscious if they like what they're a-tatting...anyway - my vote goes for a Tasmanian Devil with a rebel flag in one hand and a pot leaf in the other...classy...

Jabbertrack said...

myspace?

what the fuck yo?

apperantly nobody told you how retarded myspace is

Youwish said...

Just wait until they start to believe they are actually in a relationship with you...oh man it only gets better.

I dont care how "retarded" myspace may be...it is the best way to waste an entire day of work/school.

Lance said...

Tribal. Thats my vote.

da buttah said...

Sass: keep voting!! you're almost winning! :)

Timmy: yea, no idea why they hate doing tribals. the guy i went to specialized in them..even redrew the original design i brought to him. shwing!

Jabberstud..i'm one of *them* now. *gasp*!!

YW: you serious? they think you have relationships? no shit. this is going to be beyond fun!!

LSD: your vote counts!

Kevin said...

I don't see what the big deal of photographing your clit ring. Just remove it first.

Vyvyan Basterd said...

Congratulations, your myspace page is the least hideous I've ever seen

Scumbag said...

don't you have and r.i.p tattoos for your fallen homies?

Earthworm said...

I take back my butterfly vote. My butterflies have been squished into a gooey drippy yucky mess that someone could try making a vaccine from.

"Jet" said...

My choice is the butterfly!!

Anonymous said...

you people are high:)

Natalia said...

I hear you...NO REGRETS...I am having one tat removed...not really a regret but I am not happy the way it turned out. Next time I will be more careful with the artist.

And hearts can be cool depending what they look like. Definitely NOT the one on Melanie Griffith with Antonio on it....ewwww.

:)

-N

da buttah said...

naw..the hearts are on my ankle..looks more like hawaii than anything..which i think is kinda funny

it's cute...i'm told.

whatever!

sassinak said...

can i still vote? since you haven't announced the results?

tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal

:)

da buttah said...

oooo!!

thank you!! tribal is much easier to capture!

(pssstt..five more of those!)

sassinak said...

tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal
tribal

:)

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