Tuesday, November 29, 2005

get in where you fit in..never get your ghetto pass revoked....no matter how much money you make, stay true to the game loc, guest list terror clothes

sooooooooooo....

my brother is this avid bmw fan, and upon learning that i wanted the lexus is250 he nearly had a fuckin coronary telling
me how shitty the car is...and then he proved it to me with the edmunds.com review and concurrent video review of the car....

it wasn't good.

and thus, bmw's numero uno sale
sman sold me on the bmw 325xi (yes, 325..because there is no way in fuck i can afford a 330). okay, that's a lie....i don't need to be sold on the bimmer, i just need an excuse and a reason to jump on the bang wagon to yuppie-dom and get that awesome power and style to be mine. besides, the car boasts more horse power, better handling, and four wheel drive-which comes in handy in the fun filled winter months.........so now it's just a matter of warming my dad up to the idea..OH! and my lease expiring in june of '07..

she will be mine. oh yes! she will be mine! cute butt and all!!

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in other news....i recently got to check my point total for legal drafting to see how i rank with the other retards in my class....low and behold, i have the fourth highest grade....

THAT FUCKING SUCKS!!

i know..i know...you think i'm insane....fourth in the class is good enough and means i get an "A".....yea..but NO! depends on how the prof decides to curve the class. seeing as there's about 16 people in the class....being fourth could mean i get a mother fuckin' "B"....and dat....dat ain't coo.......because my gpa could seriously use some 4.0 action being factored into it this semester

and I AM FUCKING PISSED!

seriously......

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oh!..and happy HNT y'all:

23 comments:

DZER said...

nice car, nice grade (though not nice enough for you), and nice rack!

LOL

hope you get your beemer, your A and ... welll ... your swerve on? ;)

Anonymous said...

you know something you left tit is smaller then your right !?

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Natalia said...

Woohoo...imagine you in that shirt in that car...unstoppable! I love the pic.

-N

Everything Nice said...

K, that's hawt. And I'm not talking about the car.

Okay, well maybe the car as a side note... But I really have the urge to plant my face right there.

*smaking face on computer monitor8

See, that's just not working for me... I need to come over.

Damn Buttah, Happy HNT!!!!

SignGurl said...

Wow, when you do HNT, you do it right! Awesome black bra.

Go, Elle!

section306g said...

That cleavage deserves a beemer! Tasty!

KyuBall said...

BMW's have so many bangs and whistles...I expect to see one stop at a light and a group of 6 German midgets hop out the trunk to check the oil, washer fluid, and tire pressure before the light goes green.

I don't know if anyone told you, you can totally see your bra in that picture!

Brady said...

I have decided Nick and I will be visiting soon, prior to your boobie blog entry... he told me we were invited so... want to see what it is like to be in my profile pic? Naaw... I seriously want to see what you have going on in cleav... land...

Scumbag said...

about goddamn time we got another cleavage shot. thank you. and fuck you anonymous.

da buttah said...

awwww murph....you love my clothes

and fuck...i think i'm stuck with a mother fuckin "B+" in that goddamn class.

SHIT!!

da buttah said...

awwwww you like it murph?

sassinak said...

elle: can you ask the prof if there's something you can do to bump yourself up to an a?

also? damm girl and i though i had a rack!

also also? my parents fucking LOVE their 328i that they've had for years :)

Youwish said...

Wait...something was written there, but I forgot what it was...I was sooo distracted by your boobs!!! Im straight...but nice rack!!! Your boobs dwarf mine...and Im a D!

Cleave shots are hot, I dont know why I didnt think of that!

da buttah said...

ok....

sersiously! they ARE NOT THAT BIG!

i swear.

okay...carry on.

Brady said...

Big boobs are only fun in 2 cases:

1-You are nude with the boobs

2-You have been attacked by them in a fit of joy hug exchange

I will always notice a girl with boobs but I will always be curious about the size of the nipples of a girl with big boobs...

harsh but true...

da buttah said...

i was leaning over int he pic...that makes them bigger..

goddamnit i fit in a DD...leave it alone


and uhh they have a hindu accent. HOT

Shanshu said...

Wow, that's a nice car indeed to look forward to getting! I hope you are able to get it, and further push yourself towards automobile bliss!

Happy HNT!

Timmy said...

Suddenly I'm having a very good day...

Roadkil said...

Nice on both accounts very nice

Anonymous said...

niiiiice indeed, very niiice!

Abreu, Jorge said...

That's whaddup!!! Plus points!!!