decision sits so make it quick....a breath inhaled from an air so sick...i cursed the day i learned of the web you spun......

ummmmmmm...hello??

winter?!?!

where the fuck are you?!!

it's november, almost the middle of november to be more exact, and low and behold..no snow. no nasty weather (by cleveland standards of course).....i haven't even busted out my winter jacket yet....in fact, i haven't even worn a jacket outside yet...and that! that is odd.

(total aside: it shocks the shit out of me to see how well i've aclimated to the weather. i went from thinking 65 was frigid as all hell and suiting up with a long sleeve shirt, a sweatshirt, and uggs boots.....to walking outside at night when it's 50 outside thinking it's fantastic weather, and wearing nothing more than a long sleeve shirt and some ugg boots. maybe next year i'll be in that part of the population that goes "righteous! 55 out! time to bust out the shorts"....but i like to think otherwise....mostly because i don't wear shorts....)

so, i'm sure it seems odd that i'm sitting here begging for winter to come. lest i remind you, that last year winter came late....and lest i remind you, that the fucker left late too. april 30th we, here in the fuckin mistake on the lake, had a snowstorm that resulted in a 10'' accumulation....and i'm sorry....that fuckin sucks! it's april! i want showers and flowers, not fuckin' flurries, hail, ice, and shitty driving conditions! i don't need to sit in anticipation and hope that my spring semester final will be cancelled as a result of snow...that's just......

....it's just.....

.....misplaced....and wrong...and does strange strange shit to your "holy shit it's almost summer" psyche!

in other fanciful news, as i was walking my beloved sofie kins.....in a long sleeve shirt, jeans, and ugg boots nonetheless, i walked past a car parked adjacent to the law school. as i walked by...i noticed a guy was sitting there, arms behind head....looking...pleased.......then, as i turned around to look back...a girl's head popped up. then, a few minutes later, the guy got out of the car and walked into my apartment building....and...one of two situations popped in my head:

1. she's a girl on the side, and thus remains a secret
2. she has no self worth at all, and finds nothing wrong with giving a guy head in her car, rather than at least saying "you want me to take a shot in the mouth? i want it to be done within your apartment"

i mean honestly....there is no reason you should be doing anything of a sexual nature in a car within a 5 mile proxinity of your house unless you are in high school, live with your parents, or are shtuping someone you very well know you shouldn't be.

either way, i had my laugh.....i laughed even more when someone then proceeded to parallel park in the post "load dumping" spot. why can't people parallel park? it's not hard....just a matter of knowing the dimensions of your car, and knowing when to turn the wheel...yet people, for some reason can't do it.......

....now...if you live in fuckin montana, then yea...you really have no reason to know how....even in Cali, no real reason because parking lots are fucking everywhere....but if you live in a "majory" (i use quotations because cleveland really isn't a major city, but hey..we have a downtown..we have skyscrapers, one way roads, "no right turn" intersections...and uhh meters)..city east of the mississippi, you kind of...sort of.....well..HAVE to know how to park your car in the proverbial line.

so...why can't people do it??

lastly....(i had four red bull before tax law...bear with me here people...).....i've noticed two things about myself:

1. i have naturally white teeth.....yet i still want to professionally bleach them for some reason


2. i look really fuckin russian sometimes....
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