Monday, November 07, 2005

dear fucking god.....

how...HOW!! it is fucking possible for the black eyed peas to be at the position they are in? how? they are horrible.....horrid.....albeit catchy, but absolutely make some of the worst music played on the radio.

the latest attestment to this smut they pass off as music?! the "my hump" song. what the fuckin shit is that? i mean honestly....do you think they were sitting in a recording studio one day ..lounging around, doing some lines of meth off someones shaft when fergie perked up and said "lets write a song that is like so fucking retarded that it makes absolutely no fucking sense, and is abso-fuckin-lutely retarded in every sense of the word: musically, lyrically..just a down syndrome masterpiece of music".....and then the guys looked up all awe inspired and go "we shall call it 'my hump'!!"

yes. now even quasimoto has a theme song.

however.........

perhaps a more appropriate title would be "my wet spot"......got you spending all your money.....and all your time....on fuckin depends"

somebody kill them....for the love of fucking god......just put me out of my misery..........

14 comments:

Daniel said...

Right with you on this one. I saw this song on MTV the other day and was like...what? Wesley Willis could write a better song and he really WAS retarded. And much cooler than the BEP.

And, that wet spot...um, what?

Johnny Menace said...

sorry the girl is to hot to kill. I think they were thinking more along the lines of what can we create that will be played clubs and prom to make some quick cash and win an MTV award or 2.

Johnny Menace said...

do they still play music on MTV?

sassinak said...

hick: yeah dude me and you are on the same page there!

also yeah... that band sucks

da buttah said...

ewwwwww

i hope it's not anal leakage.

and she IS NOT hot. fantastic body, yes......good face? fuck no.

DeCoMpOsEd said...

shes a buttah face.... but your right they suck ass....big time

Timmy said...

Wet spots are sooooo hot.
Wesley Willis can still write better songs than the BEP, despite having the disadvantage of being dead.

da buttah said...

it's hard to hide when they are constantly played....and it gets stuck in your head

and then it's a toss up: do i pray another song gets stuck, or do i just take my own life to end the incessant drone of "my hump ...my hump my hump my OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHH" incessantly blaring in my mind.

Anonymous said...

Way to use incessantly twice ho-eazy!

Proud of you for keeping your other post up to baby girl. PROUD!

-E

sassinak said...

you know... it's shitty pop music that drives me to listen to public radio...

anything but pop!

da buttah said...

incontinence as a result of her meth toting ways?

da buttah said...

she used to be a meth head!

"Jet" said...

Ok, that picture is gross!! Bladder control or keagles anyone??

Daniel said...

Maybe it's just sweat, and an unfortunate photo angle.

But, you know, I wouldn't put it past them.

And, Wedding Party...indeed, Metal!