Wednesday, October 19, 2005

one of these days you'd follow me home...mess up my room and proceed to tempt me...no matter how good i am you'll learn to resent me...

well, in the interest of writing my two will and testament's due for tomorrow's legal drafting class (promptly at 8am)...i'm going to be brief today....

in a little under 2 years the lease on my car expires..at which time...THIS GLORIOUS CAR WILL BE MINE!!!!


yes..that's the is250 (what? fuck racing paddles, i want a shifte
r).....isn't she a beaut?



hopefully the next two years will go by as fast as the last one has.

ps: is it me? or has everyday this week felt like fuckin friday?!!

pps: the following exchange occured between the awesome studness (nick) and i:

me: i have a giant labia
nick: i chew giant labies like bubble yum.

text message i recieved 5 minutes ago from nick: "mondo labias make baby jesus cry" hahaha! i love you studness!

19 comments:

sassinak said...

i always want a stick shift over any kind of transmission out there... it's so much more fun and having control is nice in a fucking blizzard with snowdrifts and black ice...

Anonymous said...

Ass Hat here.

Who's gonna pimp yo ride?

da buttah said...

i don't like the paddles RUS

DZER said...

nothing like a labia of love ...

I hate lexi ... lexuses ... le-suckses ... whatever ... don't get me started ...

Missy D said...

:-O You beotch not liking my quiz!!! I can't help it I was bored as hell at work and that was about the only thing to do to waste my time so :-P

Speaking of work...off I go to finish getting ready to try and not fall asleep at my desk. Ugh!!

Anonymous said...

WHAT

Anonymous said...

You are mother-fucker. My type. I want to fuck you. I like as fuck. Anyway, fix a date as soon as you can. Otherwise I have to rape you. Bitch.
I have 7.5 inch candy. You will love it.

da buttah said...

wow anyonymous...that was smooth.

eh...give me a gear shift. paddles are too fancy...and i'm well adept to text message, shift, drink my diet coke,and flail at other drivers.

da buttah said...

yea but the tc you get now...the lexus i have to fight and bitch at my dad for the next two years, and MAY get.

haha the labia thing was random...not a specification on my own sizes in the hoo-hoo region.


uhhh dude..way to early to be talking vomitous shit like that

Timmy said...

If you're gonna spend that type of cash on a car, you should go with something like the Ford BA Falcon GT w/ the Boss 290 (390 ponies). It's not made in America (it's Australian), but at least it's an American brand. Also, it kind of looks like a Lexus (or a Mazda Protege, but whatever...).
America - fuck yeah!

Everything Nice said...

YOU have a giant labia too!!! Jesus, we have a lot in common after all.

Could Nick come over and chew mine like bubble yum? Seriously.

k, I'm reading these comments and thinking I'm supposed to be seeing a car...

sassinak said...

um... fords are great if you want to live at the dealer getting them fixed. also the ones that i've driven corner like crap.

Timmy said...

I'm not really much of a Ford guy myself (Mopar/GM are only marginally better), but it's essentially a Mazda Protege (which is actually a pretty well-made car) with a bad-ass small block behind it. The whole foriegn-cars-are-more-reliable thing is a myth; reliability is usually inherent to a particlar model/engine, rather than a particular brand.

da buttah said...

ummm i just want it cause it's purdy and in my price range

*shrugs*

that and my dad has forbidden american cars from the family

da buttah said...

EN: i htink nick does house calls :)

da buttah said...

*think

da buttah said...

when you come on up murph

sassinak said...

i love that word
ass hat
such fun to say

and man i know a lot of them

Wez said...

That's a fucking sweet car.