Tuesday, October 18, 2005

i have the migraine from hell..any of you mother fuckers turn on a light...and i'll shoot every last one of you....

thus..i have links for you:

1. the master ladder, amusing to men, disheartening and angering to women

2. this just made ma laugh..like a wild woman...especially when the girl says "smoke my pussy" with her hairy pits

3. for those of you who didn't get my mass e-mail, cause i lack your e-mail address and yes, i quote this shit religiously now

and that about sums it up. i'm going to go back to sleep in the dark cave of my bedroom and pray to god this bastard headache goes away by tomorrow.

42 comments:

sassinak said...

damn that ladder thingy is fucked up
and probably true

DZER said...

what, women don't have any kind of ladder system? puh-lease!

sassinak said...

dzer: note i said 'probably true'

:)

Daniel said...

Dude, I wrote a sketch just like that. Damn those handsome devils! Red vs. Blue rules.

da buttah said...

she had fuzz in da pits..c'mon now


i was the girl who was like "Hmmmm" and went back to reading my assignment.


"i'm a girl. tee hee!"

DZER said...

sass: I think we all have "ladders" on a lot of things, to different degrees, but mostly on a subconscious basis. I think most men and women rank the opposite sex (and even the same sex, depending on their inclination) on "bangability," among other factors. It's the nature of the animal in us all, the sexual Darwinism.

buttah: not a teehee'er?

da buttah said...

haha oh i tee hee like a biatch!

DZER said...

buttah: hmm ... but when you laugh hard ... do ya snort? ;)

da buttah said...

haha no i don't snort...

i do cry if i laugh really hard though

Abreu, Jorge said...

Ha Ha Ha!!!

da buttah said...

yea, quicktime should work for that video too Dude.

8 tylenol, 4 glasses of wine...and about 17 hours of sleep....and my head is fan-fuckin-tastic. thank you for your concern :)

Everything Nice said...

"bangability"

"snort"

"pussy bong smoking videos"

I'm sitting with T and unable to access this interesting material until I'm home. Not due to user, but due to uptight co-workers who could only WISH to see 'pussy bong smoking'

Hope the migraine goes away... that shit sucks... you're all like light sensitive...
Get better Elle!

Everything Nice said...

okay, you beat me to it:
Congrats on getting better Elle!

da buttah said...

thank you for your concern EN!!

the pussy bong video is classic....and the red vs blue is just snortastic!

Everything Nice said...

Alright, seriously need to find a broom closet here. Could use a good laugh, seriously.

And I just realized that I say seriously entirely too much.

seriously.

da buttah said...

Dude..someone said you were a hater?!

Seriously...it's the new "like"

da buttah said...

fuck that dude....you're my hetero lifemate...i heart you

da buttah said...

naw man..there is nothing but mac love on this blog

i love mac's..just my law school doesn't..so i needa pc

DZER said...

I'm mactastic .... always have been; always will be

da buttah said...

i'd love a mac

but.....mac v. writing 5 four hour exams by hand.....the winner is a pc

da buttah said...

nooo..i have an imac...graphite

old skool!

still works. still use it!

da buttah said...

the keys light up in the dark?

what the shit?

sassinak said...

i love macs, my next computer i BUY instead of inherit and install unix on will be a mac.

as for teresa: dude i worked all day yesterday, morning your blog was there, night it was gone. not fair dude. email me the post? (sassinakk@gmail.com)

also, buttah: glad the head is better, nasty headaches are the worst!

da buttah said...

oh my god! sass, do you have gtalk?!!

da buttah said...

gary has a powerbook....he loves it


which reminds me, i need to get my external harddrive fixed....technology hates me, i swear.

da buttah said...

yea i moved all my shit to it

then the fuckin thing stopped working!

life without music is HELLLLLLLL!!

fyi: bravery cd rocks

da buttah said...

you're such a whore r!

still can't believe she just gave the tix to you!

sassinak said...

butt: nope, there's no plugin for unix which pisses me like i can't even begin to tell you.

google's windows centricness is RIDICULOUS!

da buttah said...

yea yea...cover is blown r!


of all the messengers..you'd think gtalk would be accessible for unix. ass bastardo's!

Johnny Menace said...

don't ever mass email me shit like that.

da buttah said...

you love my Johnny. get your bath robed self over here so i can ravage you

Johnny Menace said...

I think things might get violent.. i do the ravaging.. plus your not going to fuck up my bathrobe.... and just to pick on your grammer... what or who is your Johnny?

da buttah said...

you may pick on my grammAr

but be forewarned..i ravage

Johnny Menace said...

warning noted... be forewarned lately i like to finish with a spider man..

da buttah said...

throw in a rusty trombone, and you got a deal

Johnny Menace said...

well i thought i would have to at least preform a cleveland steamer... being that... you know being in cleveland and shit.

da buttah said...

no...that'd be to cliche

rusty trombone is new!

Missy D said...

Patience sucks donkey balls! Hate it! Hate it! HATE IT! Could be cause I lack it. LOL It ranks up there with guys playing games or worrying too much about what everyone else thinks. Bleh!

sassinak said...

missy: i've been getting the patience lesson shoved down my throat for several years now... and i'm tired of it...so of course i get it AGAIN!

da buttah said...

amen missy

i shall drink a red bull and vodka to that!

Eric2613 said...

glade oil scented whatevers cause migraines.

put that in your pipe and smoke it.

wv = ojlufa -- scented lufa's? Holy shit, the wv is a think tank in itself.

Texas Gurl said...

Gawd, thanks for the tears streaming down my face!! Red VS Blue is hysterical. Glad I found your blog, keep on keepin' on.