Oh I tried on that outfit at my local lingerie/sextoy shop a few months ago. It's a PAIN in the ass to get it all tied up right...and it *never* looks like that on any *real* person.
Good luck...I don't know whether to envy you or pity you for having to wear that to the party of the "century"...
I'm kinda concerned that such an outfit would require that the wearer spend the entire evening standing for fear of what might fall out whilst sitting.
I applaud your decision to avoid this candy-wrapper!
let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
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slight problem....
i don't look like that!
and who is forcing you to wear... you say that as if you have no choice.. if that's so.. stop bitching
I will have to see this attire on you before you take it to public viewing....
not required per se...requsted by Tie who will be going as my pimp, apparently.
elsa...bring on the beer wench
ah ... so your costume is "leather hooker?"
and you know yer dying to buy a matching purse and fuck-me pumps to go along with it.
but I'm with wes ... your faithful blog fans need to see you in that before the rest of the world ;)
Holy shit! Looking forward to the photos.
Effing HAWT!!!
Outstanding selection...
yea. it's not happening!
no. doing the population of florida a great service.
no one wants to see me that scantily clad dude. NO ONE.
I think you underestimate the horniness of your readers...
thanks for the RATM...fuckers...all of you.
i would never underestimate the horniness of any of my readers....
NO POST DELETING!
Are we going to get to see you in the same poses before you go?
dude i look haggard in red
i'm saving myself for you murphy-kins
i agree with t-money ... wear the red. OWN the red
i'm fine with lookin like a skank
just not in that. dear god....haha
i was thinking a see through night coat thingy....and a bra.....that's slutty enough
oh god. why do foreign people always smell?!!!!
should get deoderant with your visa..i swear.
Red, Black hell color doenst matter we just want the pictures of you in it!
iono murph. go slut yourself out and let me know
ps: i want more nipple pics!
Oh my god, does anyone have a tissue or two? That is a hot dress. Lucky Floridians!
hrsfjw
come brian!! brung the wifey :)
murph: do you have a point?
Super ragin' full-on kick ass.
You go girl. Git down with your bad self.
buttah: my favorite color is ... sheer. Go with see through!
Oh I tried on that outfit at my local lingerie/sextoy shop a few months ago. It's a PAIN in the ass to get it all tied up right...and it *never* looks like that on any *real* person.
Good luck...I don't know whether to envy you or pity you for having to wear that to the party of the "century"...
pity me.
it ain't happenin though. no no no. i honestly don't even think my boobs would fit into it.
also ain't happening haha
hey....i'm going..and i said i'd look slutty and have my tits all out
what else do they want?!!
lace up boots?
naw. clear hooker shoes
NA!!! i've missed you home skillet! where the shit you been?
I'd like that in black pls.
looks good to me...
ugh! Good luck with that!
I'm sure you'll look great in this outfit. If you're goin with a date though, I feel bad for him.
I'm kinda concerned that such an outfit would require that the wearer spend the entire evening standing for fear of what might fall out whilst sitting.
I applaud your decision to avoid this candy-wrapper!
Can we see the pix when you come back?
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