Thursday, September 15, 2005

holy mother fuckin hell......

well.....apparently i'm going to florida for the halloween party of the century....wahoooozie

however, this is what i'm apparently wearing:


lord fucking help me....

37 comments:

da buttah said...

slight problem....

i don't look like that!

Johnny Menace said...

and who is forcing you to wear... you say that as if you have no choice.. if that's so.. stop bitching

Anonymous said...

I will have to see this attire on you before you take it to public viewing....

da buttah said...

not required per se...requsted by Tie who will be going as my pimp, apparently.


elsa...bring on the beer wench

DZER said...

ah ... so your costume is "leather hooker?"

and you know yer dying to buy a matching purse and fuck-me pumps to go along with it.

but I'm with wes ... your faithful blog fans need to see you in that before the rest of the world ;)

john boy said...

Holy shit! Looking forward to the photos.

"Jet" said...

Effing HAWT!!!

Brady said...

Outstanding selection...

da buttah said...

yea. it's not happening!

da buttah said...

no. doing the population of florida a great service.

no one wants to see me that scantily clad dude. NO ONE.

Timmy said...

I think you underestimate the horniness of your readers...

white_devil said...

thanks for the RATM...fuckers...all of you.

da buttah said...

i would never underestimate the horniness of any of my readers....

NO POST DELETING!

Anonymous said...

Are we going to get to see you in the same poses before you go?

da buttah said...

dude i look haggard in red

i'm saving myself for you murphy-kins

DZER said...

i agree with t-money ... wear the red. OWN the red

da buttah said...

i'm fine with lookin like a skank

just not in that. dear god....haha

i was thinking a see through night coat thingy....and a bra.....that's slutty enough

da buttah said...

oh god. why do foreign people always smell?!!!!

should get deoderant with your visa..i swear.

Roadkil said...

Red, Black hell color doenst matter we just want the pictures of you in it!

da buttah said...

iono murph. go slut yourself out and let me know

ps: i want more nipple pics!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, does anyone have a tissue or two? That is a hot dress. Lucky Floridians!

hrsfjw

da buttah said...

come brian!! brung the wifey :)

da buttah said...

murph: do you have a point?

AndyT13 said...

Super ragin' full-on kick ass.
You go girl. Git down with your bad self.

DZER said...

buttah: my favorite color is ... sheer. Go with see through!

Myssa said...

Oh I tried on that outfit at my local lingerie/sextoy shop a few months ago. It's a PAIN in the ass to get it all tied up right...and it *never* looks like that on any *real* person.

Good luck...I don't know whether to envy you or pity you for having to wear that to the party of the "century"...

da buttah said...

pity me.


it ain't happenin though. no no no. i honestly don't even think my boobs would fit into it.

da buttah said...

also ain't happening haha

da buttah said...

hey....i'm going..and i said i'd look slutty and have my tits all out

what else do they want?!!

da buttah said...

lace up boots?

naw. clear hooker shoes

da buttah said...

NA!!! i've missed you home skillet! where the shit you been?

Steppin' On Toes said...

I'd like that in black pls.

Michelle Dumont said...

looks good to me...

mkecurler said...

ugh! Good luck with that!

Abreu, Jorge said...

I'm sure you'll look great in this outfit. If you're goin with a date though, I feel bad for him.

SafeTinspector said...

I'm kinda concerned that such an outfit would require that the wearer spend the entire evening standing for fear of what might fall out whilst sitting.

I applaud your decision to avoid this candy-wrapper!

KV said...

Can we see the pix when you come back?