but...
here is my pondering: what the fuck is up with people at bars? why must they take the direct path that leads into grazing your ass, spilling their drink on you, and almost directly knocking you over into some ill-placed zen garden? is it so hard to say excuse me? is it so hard to GO AROUND the large group of people in a circle talking? is it so hard to not puke on the way down the stairs to the bathroom, when there's a bathroom located directly at the top the stairs? is it so hard to make sure your giant purse isn't slamming into the people surrounding you as you drunkenly pounce around on guys paying attention to you? and please...PLEASE don't get me started on the drunk chicks getting up on every podium and free space on a higher level than the dance floor to attempt to shake their asses. it looks like special ed kids on parade..the way they grab at any free pole and attempt to look sexy...uchhh and then the boys try and get in the middle and grind....god....vomitous!
and...
good work does not go unnoted in da buttah's world, hence....props to mike for making a basket in my boobs with his chopstick holder paper thingy!
38 comments:
Eeww on the breastfeeding D! Elle, love your random c. 1990 rap tid bits as titles! And when I was at the bar last night, I was nearly decapitated by a gold lamee purse.
is there a proper pole drunk chicks should be grabbing?
i feel about umbrellas as you feel about purses. since i'm 5'11" i'm at just about the perfect height to get an eye poked out by the enormous patio table size umbrella the little bit of 5'2" petiteness is carrying around so as not to get a drop of water on her precious head. maybe she melts.
all i know is that i'm lucky i can still see out of both eyes!
as for drunk chicks... least when i'm hammered I land on hot guys not other chicks!
johnny: yes..your pole.
sass: ohh i know how that goes!! in asia i wore protective eyewear when it rained!
g: it's worse when it's a bachlorette party....there's something fundementally wrong with that entire concept.
oh buttah that must have been hellish!
and really how hard is it to be aware of what you're doing?
the thing is i respect anyone dancing whether they suck or not... but know when not to climb on the stage y'all come on!
buttah: Etiquette and manners are in a viscious hurricane spiral to the pits of hell. Lucky for me, being the size that I am, sometimes just standing still and glaring solves many of the problems you metioned — though not the puking, unfortunately. Whatever happened to vomit protocol?
oh, and that cleavage definitely called for something to be stuck there ... just saying ;)
sass: 5'11? Wowzers! *singing I love tall women*
dzer: and a bit actually
i've never missed the toilet in my life when barfing so i really don't get it!
i've never not puked into a recepticle!
Those.... I-I mean, you are wonderful....
i feel so retarded
the video's loop on internet explorer..but on firefox they stop after one video. interesting...i thought it was just the shitty hotcodez
and Wes...anytime doll :)
Holla!!! Ya definetly got my attention...
I've got a bib on, looking up with all the innocence of the world saying... "Mama..."
hows the coot???
:p
i think well mpls!
no idea Jersey..NO FUCKING IDEA! i fall into the "no i came here to drink with my friends..please stop talking to me.." category.
Dude: We are the new hotness, remember?
you aint no holla back girl?
oh i holla back
just not at the gym i guess
those are some great NY Boobs...
sweet tits...
those are some great NY Boobs...
sweet tits...
highlight: he showed up at my friends party saturday, totally unexpected to me...i was happy :)
Devil: they can be yours for a small fee
yea. see how it goes. not getting my hopes up..but i do like him
fee??..honey..i dont pay for it..i'll give you some runts or nerds..
NERDS?!!
hook it up!! i love those things!!
it's so i don't have those gay ads anymore..they were driving me crazy
glad ya had fun at the wedding :)
Pink cookies in a plastic bag...lol. Loving the lace.
mpls: tips for your date? don't be a dick :)
titty fucking....ahhhh...i'll let someone else say it before i do :)
i didn't take the picture..so..i'm assuming no camera tricks
i have no ass haha..all the flab went to my boobs
I think you wrote something in today's entry but I forgot what it was
jabber stud!
your eyes are too appropriate!
Hands down...the best picture I have ever seen. Thanks for making Monday a little easier.
funny cause i saw it on sunday :)
gawd my boss is outside and i have to go to the store but i so do NOT want to see her!
hate that woman
i'll hide you sass!!
anytime brian ;)
hot devilish and white..i love the internet.
i love the internet... but i only care if they're hot and devilish... colour not so important.
word Sass. Word
what is up elle? you need to go out and have some good fun it sounds... try somewhere new... somewhere not as pretty... :)
Who took that picture? Murph or the Devil? Where's my camera....
better late then never.... very nice!!
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