keep runnin player, i got my good shoes on....i got 'em tied up tight..so you're going to find out...tonight

1. okay....i have an extremely mild like of the black eyed peas....we're talking extremely mild; however, that mild like is slowly dwindeling with every fucking ad i see them in. verizon, best buy, hbo....i understand that proverbial cash cow is a-knocking on their door, and i also understand that the smut they pass of as music's popularity is just a phase....but christ-all-mother-fuckin-mighty.....absence makes the fuckin heart grow fonder.....NOW GIVE ME SOME ABSENCE!

2. male nurses. no matter how hot, no matter how studly, no matter how obviously heterosexual.....soooooooooooo gay.

3. girls....girls.....girls..sit down, lets have a chit chat. now, i absolutely adore make-up, love it to death.....but there is SOOOOOOO something to be said for blending, and sweeties, there is no reason, absolutely none, your neck and your face should be two diametrically different colors. this is more directed at the extremely white girls who have faces that are olive....but, the dark girls with white faces are just as bad (gwen stefani, that's you....).

4. per my friend adrian's request: he is awesome in bed! go for it ladies.

5. did you know there' s a movie called "motorcross"? is hollywood so desperate for some kind of new-age idea that would appeal to the masses of horny boys out there, that they thought a movie about the exciting world of motorcross would fill the niche? it's bad enough they've remade a shitload of movies this summer....but leave awesome extreme sports out of it....please.

6. everyday i drive.....i wish......i fucking wish.....

7. i spent $35 on a bed for my cat.....she has yet to use it. the empty box from my external harddrive? she hasn't left in two days. go fucking figure.

8. somehow, i managed to lose two pairs of headphones...how is that possible? either way, seeing as i got a brand spankin new external harddrive..and moved my copious amounts of music over to it, i had to redo my entire itunes.....in turn, my entire workout play list was deleted......thus, i have spent the last hour putting songs on my "gym" play list.....GOD! you'd think it wouldn't take so long to make an upbeat playlist that makes you want to work your ass off......fuck the playlist..they just need to plaster life size victoria's secret models all over the place...THEN, i would willing work my ass off...literally.

9. i have fallen in love with the band pheonix. so cute!

10. my pseudo stratified epitheleal tissue is fully distended.....please hold.

11. lately, i've noticed that i've been eating insanely large amounts of food.....like....actual meals, not just my one meal a day and then tons of water. i also noticed that while watching "garden state", which is an automatic tear jerker for me, i was sobbing a bit more than usual..and required an extra tissue or two.....the culprit to my teary overeating self? two more blue pills left. DAMN THE HORMONES!

12. before you ask...no...mr meathead giant has not called yet. and do not yell at me that i need confidence in myself blah blah blah...he's not going to call, and i'm strangely fine with that. i'll just go stare at him on the 27th at my friends birthday party.

13. lyrics i found profoundly awesome in my post "garden state" tear jerker fest: "i want the love of my life as of yesterday"

14. JERSEY!! I MISS YOU MAN!