so, tonight was fairly boring. today was fairling boring. outside of going to chipotle for lunch, i really didnt go anywhere or do anything...however, i do have some nice eye make-up going on. i present to you exhibit a:
and no making fun of the jew shnoz people.
anyway, i was chit chatting with a friend about dating/meeting procedure. who pays? i say going dutch when you meet someone is the way to go....mostly because you don't know the person, and it's not a date. but i guess the real issue comes into play when it is a date--who pays? now, i'm a bit old fashioned and i do think that on the first date, the guy should pay; however, every date after that it's the responsibility of the party that thought of the date to pay: ie. i want to go to a movie, hence i pay, he wants to go to a play, hence he pays. but, lately i've heard some stories from a few friends of mine that women are going absolutely wild over this dating thing and not having to pay for anything....like, jake just told me about going out with this woman and she didn't even bring a purse. what the fuck is that shit? how?! i told him he should leave her at the table and go home....because on top of not bringing a purse, apparently she had an attitude that red flagged jake to be grateful that she allowed him to take her out. then, after getting off the phone with jake, i get a cute little instant message from none other than mr -rm who shared a similar experience with a holier than thou "bitch you lucky i'm even in public with you, now pay the good man for my half eaten 15 dolla sald" cunt.
what the fuck is this all about? dating, i admit, has the appeal of a job interview....but since when did dating become charity? or a sport for gold diggers?
and...just because i'm a bitter old maid and am having a hard time explaining my shite luck as of late......how can guys like these woman? (sorry murph....now go get drunk in one of the best party cities in the usa).
boggles my wee little female mind.
164 comments:
didnt you get that shit pierced yet?
what great eyes! they're like ... semi-translucent orbs encasing viscuous white fluid ...
and I think you have the correct mindset on the date paying thing ...
I went out over the past weekend 2 nights in a row on a 1st and 2nd date. The first night, she rented the movie of her choice, we went shopping for wine to drink, wathced the movie and drank the wine. I had driven 45 minutes to her place. Stayed until 3am and went home. Then the next day we decided to go out again. She met me in my town. Then I took her out for dinner to a fine italian restaurant (she likes italian) and then to a better than average movie theater for catching a good flick. She paid for the movie rented the 1st night and then the gas she used to meet me in my town the 2nd night. I was fine with it and I will do it again. I don't consider the money spent unless the night/date seems like a loss of time.
jersey willl never let me live down those fucking shoes, eh?
and no..nothing is peirced yet.....
a new hole in the cooter is not something you rush into man. besides, it's gotta hurt like a mo-fo. yowzers.
keep it real then...
word devil. word.
so how are all y'all doing this fine morning?
jersey: only one half a monthes rent. duh!
CK: i think it's absolute shit if a girl doesn't offer to pay. even if she knows he's going to...even if he paid while she's in the bathroom...you should always offer to pay for your portion. ALWAYS. it's called decency, and most people lack it. oh! and welcome back :)
i'm all about cheap first dates:
drinks--great! if it's not going well, all the guy spent was max $6 on one drink, and neither of us have to sit there till the other finishes a meal...
a walk: don't knock it. date isn't about what you're doing, it's about who you're with..right? me, my dog, and a couple-hour-walk in the park are more than enoughj to figure out if you're worth it.
wow. okay. i'm talkative this sleep deprived morn.
I am rocking out with my cock out on this fine thursday morning....holla.
i'm not too big on the word cooter. can we just use the word cunt? its so much funner & easier to type.
cunt. there you go shane.
i never understood expensive dinner. it's like setting yourself up for some shitty expectations.
thank you.
anything over 60 bucks for the two..i think is just a waste....
i think it's okay if you are actually dating someone...but in that initial stage? it just seems to...flashy. you know?
and i think paintball is a great first date idea. seriously!
You see, the male paying is an outdated idea that puts the woman in a position of obligation, like she owes him. If a male pays simply because it's what's expected, he is essentially buying her. Women literally being whores in these situations is probably something they don't think about.
well the guy i went out with last saturday seemed to expect me to put out for him cause he bought me sushi.
i mean it's just a vibe i got, and it could have been wrong....
uch i ate so much yesterday i'm still full. bleehhhh
Great first date..ozzfest 2002...nuff said...
word devil. ozzfest would rock!
I'm done with trying to date for a while...its just one sad song and heartbreak after another..
Eh..Ive been there on both ends..didnt work...chicks just lie and beat around the bush.
oh yea....when i give up dating it's "Elle you're a whiney bitch, get over it....and get out there and you'll meet that special someone"
when everyone else says it..it's "i got a hottie you can bang"
i see how it is!
Sorry..my FFL is Booked...draft in one week.
Hey..Ill take one for the team..if she has something wrong with her...does she move at all?
always wanted to do a FFL
team name = urine trouble
southwest has cheap flights right now..
coming to see me devil?
haha kidding
what is the fee?
who is it through?
defensive teams or players?
important questions for the devil.
You might blow the whitey away...but sure..what the hell..jd and coke.
my ps2 works!!! AHHH!!!!!!
thanks jersey....you have absolved me from my lp love.
that joke was horrid.
who wants to come over and play gt4?
girlz with ps2 are hawt.
see. i'm hawt. with an "a" "w" "t"
I play my PSP at work...when no one is looking...holla.
I work for United Health Care..or the stock quote UNH.
Yes...daily shows...from 8-5.
UNH?
eh..my stocks doing okay...keep sleepin doll
yes..UNH is the three letter symbol..i think we closed at like 51.61??..not sure..will have to check the ticker...
Hey..I do my best.
the devil usually comes out even.
i think the awesome GE was still at 34 something....
so much for posting higher than expected 3rd quarter earnings.
i'm just going to go work at starbucks.
that stock is fantastic!
they have alcoholic drinks now ...
dzer's been gaming ...
and I always try to make a first get-together (if not date) lunch ... that way it's almost always less expensive, more relaxed and informal ... and dayllight helps; takes pressure off I think.
daylight..i look horrid in daylight
*seal claps for ed*
puh-lease, dahlink ...
besides, it has to be daylight for me; I'm to big 'n' scary for a night time first date ;)
take the pop tarts away from me haha
so much for eating healthy this week!
*sings* deeeeez nuuuuts!
yes yes yes...deeeezzzz nuts...gets people everytime.
haha nice jersey!
yes..hahahahahahahaha..I have a softball team called that..
i should name my cat nuts, and my dog deez.
either way...you cant lose. Well..Im headed to the airport to pick up sad bags.
sad bags? hm. bye devil. smooches!
yea...the girl aka sad bags..i love her like a bullet to the head.
oh? she's coming into town? oh. g'luck with that doll.
Yes..she will be in town. I dont even know why Im doing this..I will set myself up for more heartache and problems.
fuckin anon!
Is there a way I can turn off that video?
nope hedge. no way haha
devil: you're a nice guy. don't question it. level with her, maybe? or does she not care?
shameless.
absolutely shameless
nappy time. see you all in a few hours :)
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Ditto. I agree with going dutch when u set the date up. Makes a lotta sense. Love the song on your video by the way.
the refined feline? ::banging head on desk::
elle, back to the whole paying for the date thing...
To make you feel better (and put more balance in this world), you can take me out and pay for me on a date.
First, you must know. I am a pain in the ass when I am doing what I wanna do (and that is what the date should be). I like to drink just about everything behind the bar and I tip 25%. I then like to socialize around the bar buying others drinks and then go get my freak on dancing. If we stay the night together, I only require a shower at the end of the night to get the bar dirt off me. Then breakfast in the morning (like eggs, toast and orange juice).
See you at 7pm.
I was gaming some more and felt a tingle in my nuts ...
and yes, amateur, that's my ugly mug on my page
I always thought the best way to handle a woman is to stampede her with horses while playing a bugle and waving a pennant ... but that's just something called calvary ...
hahahaha :)
Off subject like everything else... does anyone else have a sort of dr. jeckyl & mr. hyde week? I am very professional and proper during the week days (sometimes too good) and then I get lit and loose on the weekends. I transform into something hungover and horny. Anyone else?
I drink 7 days a week and work my best with a headache and the beer shits/farts...i call it pressure.
I still do better work with the miller light quick step than half the people here..I prob. look better hungover without a shave than half the people here....holla.
hahahahhahaha..I drink everynight because (blank)..
Fill in your own reason.
hepatitis??..damn..I thought it was herpes...wrong again.
Yes..Yes...creams work great.
oh my god dzer *laughing maniacally*
elle: wordy mcword on your post dude. i do have one comment though. more of a pet peeve. when you're dating someone who is considerably more well off than you are and they insist on going only to places you can't actually afford to pay your share... so you stare at the menu and wonder if the appetizer salad will cut it or if the stomach growling all night will get irritating...
alternately if they want to split the bill but they actually ate 3/4 of it...
still and all, at least TRY to pay your own way, you're a lady not a whore...
as always, great post.
ps if you want to pierce your cooter go for it, it heals even faster than your tongue and i hear it doesn't really hurt (though i don't have one)
Jesus yes..why did this topic shift to my stds?...
ok look..it's not about gold digging. Im a young woman and the way I was raised is that the man always pays. It's the gentleman thing to do. Now if it's your man birthday or you just want to surprise him and take him out thats cool, but I don't think a woman should be expected to pay. If I went to dinner with a guy and he asked me to pay "my half" I would have no respect for him as a man. I think it's ok to for a girl to take her man out if he tells he he doesn't have the money and then she offers..in general though men need to be men!! It's their job to court us! Maybe I'm just old fashioned but that's how my family raised me, and I am in no way a gold digger! My fiance now is a hard working student and I wouldn't be with him if I was just after a man for his money!
aww hell...i did just fuckin blow it...DEEEEEEZZZZ NUUUUTTTSSS
I quit.
it's their job?...get yo ass out and work too.....equal rights..some shit like that.
ahh...hahahahahahahaha...already picked her ass up..im back at work now...
HAHAHAHA Anonymous you need to check out my blog a few entries ago
For example if you think it's a man's 'job' to court you and pay, please let us know what the woman's 'job' is because today it seems like it's still the man's job to pay... but the women get away with not having any sort of gender role whatsoever!
deeeez nuts!
okay. that anon was worse than the advertising ones.
spicy trail mix anyone?
ues, i am a yankee fan.
the airport is like 30 mins from here..no biggie..and i dropped her off...back in the cube now..
I drive like a devil....balls to the wall. cock out and loaded.
saw that one coming from like five miles away jersey.
shameless!
you drop her off in the ocean?
I hate the people that work here..everytime I hear them talk..I vomit nasty chicken grease..
why chicken grease you ask?
I had KFC...bitches
I wish...casa de devil....my lair.
*hands the dude some trail mix* more diet coke?!
hehe
*mwah* smile jersey. i'm a ho
you're letting her stay wit you?!!!
lord. masochist much?
for the day...she is from this area..so she is staying with family.
*hands the diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper*
wow devil. you're a sweetheart. who'd have thunk it. go satan!
yea..don't let the name fool you..the name is just something that Dave Thomas and Wendys gave me..I'm really full of shit and romantic sayings.
*sits down next to white devil*
how you doin?!
eh..must be the name and fugly shot..go figure.
AWESOME NOW.
i don't think like that at all jersey.
yea..I love women...or at least boobies.
haha i put porn music on my phone!
i don't hate men
i hate people who lie, cheat, use, and have a total disregard for other human emotion.
yes..what was the question about again?
dude call my phone hahaha it's funny
no..it's before voicemail
like i would have anyone call me for my benefit? pleaseeeeeee!
interesting question - what happens if you are on a girl-girl or guy-guy date? who the frack pays then?
Oh ok...I dont even use my talking mins. on my cell phone..all text messages..I hate talking on a phone.
damn whitey. willl you marry us?
thyme: uhhhhh...uhhh...yea?
ahh..hahahaha...sweet.
I think I have 10 mins on my plan. Talk to my moms..thats about it...im a nerd.
Of course..I'm not tied down or anything..
I'm a social iconoclast ... I have no cell phone
I'm installing a rotary phone next week too ... but only cuz I can't find the Green Acres crank phone anywhere ...
if it weren't for my Mac, I think I'd be a Luddite ...
I need to have a cell phone for work..in case shit floats...i am then called and need to "net" it out.
yea....text me.
i hate talking on the phone. it's so gay.
my eyes are blue with a shade of white..
oh wait..
two words for you allison: laura mercier.
no one ever calls me anyway ... and i don't call nobody ...
I need a Star Trek communicator ....
Beam me up, Scotty! Scotty? Scotty? Can you hear me now?
*bows head for the dead James Doohan*
is laura mercier the rich person's mary kay?
yea...i got better shit to do..nuff said...
yeah. screw cell phones. and screw texting.
I want a wireless Morse code tapper/receiver.
i only talk when i'm in the car....still prefer to text
no laura mercier is an actual artist gone make-up artist. she's got such purdy shtuff
did whats his name text you earlier? He text me..
how about i just live like a hermit
If spielburg's alien flick was filmed today ...
E.T. text home ...
my 8 year old cousin has a cell phone. what the shit?!!
dood! I can out-hermit you any day of the week.
except tuesdays.
poker, ya know.
they're actually marketing them for children now. some have gps built in so parents can find them/track them ...
hell, I still freak out that the kids of some of my friends have tvs and dvd players in their rooms.
and what the hell ever happened to 9 p.m. bed times? Why do I see 6-, 7- and 8-year olds when shopping at 1 a.m. at Kmart?
last time i was at dave and busters.....at 1am..all these kids started to show up.
I think they're vampires ...
when I was a kid, the only time I was allowed up past 9 p.m. was on Dec. 24 ... Midnight Mass ...
dude...need a refil?! haha
So you're saying as a man, I shouldn't have a foaming cleanser?
*hides products*
allison: her pre-foundation cream is the BOMB!
Jose has the most credibility of anyone right now when it comes to steroids ... how sad is THAT?
naw a guy who takes care of his shit is hot dzer
I use face wash..nothing wrong with that..can't hit the bar/club with shit on yo face.
allison ... I have ... and I wanna bitch-slap Dennis Miller ... I mean, I don't want to go off on a rant here, but the king of sardonic, vague comedic references shilling men's product is like Hammurabi being the spokesman for Larry Parker...
face wash: khiels, oatmeal facial wash. love ittttt!
so I guess I'm the last guy on the planet buying Lava?
LOL
*hides the apricot scrub*
oh..and rimmel mascara is to die fo'
oatmeal??..the only oatmeal I have is oatmeal stout beer..
MHHHHMMMMMM..thats one good motherfucking beer...
i'm allergic to khiels body wash....unless it's the tea tree oil one....all the scented ones...i'm out....but the face wash i'm fine with...
oatmeal beer facial wash ... there ya go
dude! shopping and lunch tomorrow...beachwood mall 10am :)
the devil can do that to you...beer..beer...beer.
oatmeal beer? i gotta try this.
when you shave yer head as much as I do, you learn the benefits of exfoliant ... it's wonderful on razor burn ...
did someone say something about beer?
yea man..oatmeal stout beer...its a little dark...but it does the job..about 10-12 tonight..i'll have a hell of a post later.
that's the good thing about having an unpopular, rarely read blog ... none of those bullshit anonymous ad-spams ... LOL
If anyone wanted to here me they wouldn't even have to call me. Sort of unfair for me. They could just call my work. Our big phone system has me as the voice talent (I guess it is because I am the administartor of it). Sometimes I put silly shit hidden in the menus and have friends call. :) ahhhh...*sighs*... friday yet?
*passes out the newcastle*
Im going to sleep in the stull here at work..be back in about 15-20 mins.
for everyone's info I do have my own job. A good one too. I was a single mom for several years, got no child support and paid ALL my own bills. I have always been very independant woman, however if you are with a man he should be the man! Im not one of those woman that think it's the mans job to pay and my job to be pretty. It's my job to cook, clean and keep my man happy if you know what I mean. In general (of course everyones situation is diffrent) I think the man should be head of the house ( and bring home the bacon!) and the woman should take care of the home. That's how it was with my parents and they have been happy and together for over 30 years ( they were high school sweethearts). I guess I always saw how wonderful my parents realationship is and just wanted the same for myself. anyways just my opion, like I said not everyone is as old fashion as me!
wow.
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thank you, i'll be hear all week.
newcastle is for kids.
white castle is for champions.
da buttah .. can i ask a dumb question... how can i put more than one video on my blog..i tried putting more than one but they all play at the same time.. i see that you have it so one plays after another?
I can respect a woman who has expectations of a man, as long as he can have expectations of her.
Doesn't resemble my relationship with my wife at all though.
In a way... equality and compromise is kindof a bitch compared to what you might get with a 'bacon and eggs' relationship (man brings the bacon, woman cooks the eggs)
thank you jabbertrack, at least you see where Im coming from and aren't jumping down my throat like everyone else : ) My belief has always been you have to be a good woman to get a good man! Many woman complain they can't find a good man but what do they have to bring to the table? Im not saying thats always true of course, many times the best people can go through the worst realationships!Really the most important thing shouldn't even be who pays for dinner! If you love and respect each other and always put each other first then doing nice things for each other will just come naturally. Ok I'll stop now cause I'm starting to sound like my mom a little too much : )
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Streetcar
and i heart the jewish shnoz
Simple late-evening though....
Dating, what an effin' waste of time. I feel blessed that I've retired from that scene.
retired? What the hell does that mean? Well Hell..I dont blame ya..retire early off the UNH stock.
Wow, these comments are just fantastic entertainment on their own.
And MAD props on the deftones vid.
275 comments? (276 with this one!?!?) To be honest, I haven't even read the post yet (that's next on my list of things to do).
BUT HOLY CRAP! What kinda' reader base do you have? I was impressed when one of my posts got 17 comments (though one or two of 'em were mine).
Phew, nice!
-Justin
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