moment of nostalgia: dude remember when we went to venice beach, and the guy gave us free pipes? *tear!*
so i went out with this guy tonight. wasn't so much a date, wasn't so much a meeting....was more of a "hi, i'm me, you're you...lets see how we mesh" type of thing...which i'm rather fine with. strangely enough--i had fun. strangely enough, i felt very comfortable around this guy i've never really met before. strangely enough--he thinks the same way i do about a lot of things. case in point: people are assholes. for some reason, it was comforting to hear someone say that...that doesn't know me and i don't know.
anyway!
i've been one sex craved little bitch lately. seriously. remember way back when...when murph said he has been horny for a whole week? woot....my turn. and it blows. not so much cause it's something i can't handle....cause i can (tee hee!)....but because as i was talking to my awesome friend nick about things with his fiance....the topic of my own sexual encounters of the past came up. the consensus: they all have sucked. in particular, the last guy was abso-fuckin-lutely horrible. HORRIBLE! i'm talking horrible to the point of me laying there going "i've gone a year and a half sans sex with a guy..and that's what i was putting on a pedstal? fuck this, i can do it better myself." now, i've talked to a lot of guys about this..and by this..i mean the assumption that a lot of guys seem to think they are good in bed, and that just cause a girl moaned they got her to cum like no other.....and every guy i've talked to has said that they never make that assumption. instead, they just hope they make it a plee-ayyy-surable experience for the woman.
then they go on and on about how a girl should tell the guy that it's not working, or that it didnt happen. my response? they can ask me if it was good or not...cause if they honestly cared, they would want to know and not just assume that my making a sound meant they have attained golden penis status. and no, i'm not talking two years into a relationship when you just know...i'm talking in the beggining. it's my opinion that not asking is a sign of a guy just being concerned with getting his, and that's it. it doesn't even have to be "hey, did you cum"...it can be "so what do you like" or a "do you like this"...but alas.....that's expecting to much... i assume....at least from the cock crunchers i seem to date.
but anyway....is my opinion wrong? or should a girl always take charge of her sexual destiny and just leave nothing to the imagination of the guy?
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Your opinion isn't wrong at all.. I think if he starts out all in his own little zone, you should take control..Leave a bit to the imagination and maybe when he is doing something right, praise him for it! Some people just need to be instructed! I am glad you had a fun night with an interesting newbie. Good luck..Ox...t
hmm ... so I"m the only one who's going:
"oh, you like that, my little slut, don'tcha?"
"what? you don't? ok ... how about this? cool."
"oh yeah, you like that, my little slut, don'tcha?"
What about women assuming that men always enjoyed it? Isn't there the same assumption when the girl doesn't ask if he enjoyed it? I think the reverse is also true: women too assume they are great in bed.
men..dont always enjoy it..sometimes you need to tie a 2x4 to your waiste so you dont fall in..but I guess thats only when you take one for the team...
ahh..hahahahahaha...cock blocking..10 yard penalty..
Yea..slumpbuster...the lights are dark and shes fat...set the mood for a lot of loving.
im shopping tonight.
then sushi therapy.
oh my.
hmmm...
i do wear handlebars occasionally....but..not in public....
hah!
drinks @ 5pm...holla.
holla devil. drunk night tonight. WOO!
yes yes...whats new..the week of festival de devil is closing soon..need to end with a BANG.
bang as in "who's your daddy..oh take that cock"
or bang as in "oh my god man, i'm never drinking again...least not till 5 tonight man...least"
hey both would rock murph.
I'll try Allison..but i do live in cleveland...gotta excitement-it-down A LOT!
I'll take door #1 elle...you know how I do.
make her scream my name devil :)
well that should be easy considering it will be you behind door #1...hahaha
me?!!
YES!!! I AM GONNA GET SOME!!!!!
come to da elle :)
yes..you...
prepare yourself...
im about 1/2 way there...
*cabbage patches* i'm gunna gettttt some! i'm gunna gettttt some!
fuckin anon
man..total time at work..50+ hrs...actual work completed..15 mins...rock out with the cock out.
hi.
uhh i'll take CEO for 500 Tommy.
a 2x4 ?? that's so nasty! That's what you call a whore!! anyways! I think the man should ask you what you like! Sex is always better when both people are trying to please the other person and not just themselves! It is kinda annoying when a guy keeps asking you though did you cum? did you cum? no fucker! Wow, I'm so glad I finally found my sexual partner for life!
anon must die.
think so jersey....bang people on my high power executive desk. i like it!
jersey, is it ok to call anonymous a "stank bitch"?
Dumps in the truck-wha-wha? Told you he'd suck in bed. Told ya the J-man was cool!
hmmmmmmmmmm..........hows a bout donkey raping shit eater?
testicle shitting rectal wart?
Fuck you anon...and dont crack on by 2x4 comment..you prob. need to tie a trash can to your ankle so you can keep you head above water down @ the wharf...
if it smells like fish..make a dish..
smells like cologne..leave it alone.
a cooch that smells loke cologne?
woah.
wooooahhhh!
jersey!! that's sick! hahaha
Hick: not saying i'm great....but i at least ask shit...a lot of questions....
its an old ancient saying...oh hell..you are great in the sack..
The key to a womans heart is through the clitoris...thats where the $$ is...if you can work it there..you can have that bitch making you pancakes with fruit in no time...
Elle ... those two guys who claimed to have slept with you didn't have the decency to also say that you were fantabulous? bastards!!
ok people I guess I have offened some of you..not to sure why... I wasn't cracking on your 2x4 comment..I thought it was pretty funny actually. anyways I can tell when Im not wanted so no prob! There's only like a million and one bloggs out there to keep me entertained while Im at work :) I will take you off my favorites and don't worry I won't comment anymore..have a good weekend people..peace!
i live in OHIO...well at least my heart does.
yea..dude! how was your date?!!! who was your date?!!
oh my god devil, like, i like live in ohio!
CK..of course you can darlin. you're fabulous.
it's her not him..and Im not dumb enough to be scared of anyone on the internet. It's funny how Im the total opposite of what everyone is thinking! Im 24,5'8",145, brown/blonde hair, green eyes and I live in Florida..and believe me if any of ya fellas saw me out at the club you'd be on my ass like white on rice ; ) ok Im out for real, I gotta get ready for my weekend at the beach! Hooray for Friday!! go on with your bad selves bloggers!
jersey...your title of shameless has been ganked.
it now belongs to anonymous.
you are so gay anon...nuff said..
fuck with the devil and get burned..
hotel?!
yes!! my vicarious sex life lives on!
well Im not really gay but I don't mind a little girl on girl action now and then...bet ya like to watch..
oh god.
alright..enough with the "oh my god i'm so fucking cool, look i like to fuck chicks..don't you want my hot anonymous ass now" bullshit. GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOG TO SMUT ON!
leave me and my beloved readers out of your own false hopes of being cool, attractive, or worthwhile. note that i left out intelligent because whatever lies in there is negligible.
*bows*
and jersey..i can't eat cereal...*sniffle*
hahaha! I do have my own blog actually but it's so much more fun to see how many haters there are out there! I deal with girls haten on me every single day. I really dont get it either..it's not like they're not pretty too.Guess it's just human nature..n e ways I was just playin, don't get your pannies in a bunch -k-? no harm intended..Im a lover not a fighter!
and i'd be more okay with it if she wasn't: anonymous.
get an identity...then come toot your own fuckin horn.
trust me..that's not hating.
just sheer annoyance at the fact i deal with girls like you daily ause my retard friends date them....i don't want it in my safe haven.
and do people really still think it's "cool" to say they do chicks?? I think it's just fun! I have to admit though Im retired from all that stuff cause I'm with my soul mate now and Im 100% faithful!
i love when people just don't get the hint.
*shrugs*
i'm off to lunch with the homeboys anyway.
free cooter salut!
ok ok Im threating you I get it, I'll leave for real! Sorry jeez..and I used to never sign in with anonymous, Id sign in with my blogger ID but I had a few creapy people bothering me..I learned my lesson not to put to much private info out there..seriously though there's alot of stalkers out there ya got to be careful..if you are really want to see what I look like I'll e-mail you one..
holy shit! nwapa you whore!!!
yea...i'm so e-threatened. wow. i'm shaking in my e-booties.
i got 4 minutes till i shall make my exit and arrive fashionably extremely late :)
i'll go after lunch..k murph?
want some bw3's?
no idea....but jersey..you better checkity check your african bush bitch..before i check her. hoo-hah
jersey..i have full faith in you....and i'm just a text message away from being your personal savoir: elle christ.
toot toot...my own horn.
holla...anon..i want you inside me...or around me..
I have no idea who nwapa is, sorry! I just stumbled across your blog and thought it was pretty funny..had no idea you had a little mean streak in ya..a little fistie huh? sorry murphy I don't show anyone but my man by c cups!( you gotta at least get me drunk first!jk)
Im classy not trashy baby! I just like to joke around alot..remember I'm old fashioned! Not like grandma old fashioned but like a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets type, only for my honey though : ) Believe it or not Im rally a nice girl, just like to play around and pass the time at work!
Messing up my lunch Murph...i'll do the 1pm sex sandwich special...
sorry to disappoint everyone who thought I was some kinda stuck up hoochie mama, just ain't my style!
ha!Your funny but no it's not all like that. I have to say I have never been one to flash my boobs, and I have pretty nice ones too..unless you like those big fake plastic boobs! that is so nasty to me, mine are all real! ok enough about me, what about you? would you like your girl flashin her boobies to people?
To be honest this man here thinks he is a good lover, just because that's what the ladies have said, especially on the 'after breakup' phone calls when they bitch about their new lover.
I found 'The Joy of Sex' when I was very young up on the book shelf, and studied that shit like crazy.
You gotta be observant yo... it's hard to fake muscle contractions, or extreme pleasure that isn't that porno.... "OH OH OH YES" crap.
There are things you can do as a man, tempos, figure out where she likes to be grabbed, or if she likes to be teased... and if she's not a total square you can ask her what she's into.
Helps if you're blessed as well, just have to remember to take it slow in the beginning... those sounds might not be pleasure....
I sorry but me and murphy are having a private conversation(ha!)
I am wearing underwear but they're thongs! that means Im sexy right!! haha! I hate when girls wear reg underwear and you see those lines! not cute girls sorry!
good for you jabbertrack! You sound like you know what you're doing : ) I always can appreciate a man who's done his homework! I didn't practice on all those banana's when I was younger for nothin!
is there more than one anon in this section?
ya it's all cool actually, there might have even been a slight misunderstanding with another 'mike' in the office and his web page, I haven't seen it because I'm not even interested in it... but nothing bad is going to happen or anything, shame those entries are all gone now though
personally I dig simple, thongs that look like they could be used on my grandmother's dining table because of all the lace up front are a turn off
mine are leopard print, I don't even like leopard print! give me a break it's laundry day : )
what's that saying about not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean or something?
Bush sucks! Make the poor poorer and the rich richer!
murphy you can call me Amy, that's my name after all! I gave up dancing years ago. You can still spot me at cheeta's every now and then (the one in vegas). yea right, I did have a friend that striped before though..that's a hole other story..
hey nice pic of jessica simpson on your blog murphy..she's hot!
thats cause she's a good ol country girl! We don't do that kinda thang down here in the south ya'll
well unless it's august..then you might catch us with our shirts off cause it's so damn hot!! I mean you have to take your shirt off and sit on it if you drive a car with leather interior (not that I do or anything) if you don't your ass will melt onto the seat! That isn't fun!
haha..hey I never said I had on bad underwear! and just when I was starting to like you murphy, shame on you!
hey how did you know Im eating pringles! Actually I haven't eaten since breakfast and my tummy is rumbling!! I think I'll go hit up subway...mmmmmm...turkey on honey wheat!
I think I got em at Walmart..or was it target?
or does the local piggly wiggly sell thongs?
hey what happened to my post! Im on migente if you want to see my pic
I can't wait to see which blogger girl is the hootest
Elle...this is Cara...I would really appriciate it if we could speak for a minute. I have my aol up, or I am in both chat rooms. Let me know where and when. Thanks
Sorry to interrupt folks!
i step away for an hour or so, & now there's a hot chick contest? fucking sweet!
does Cara want to get in on the contest?
No thank you...Just wanted to speak with Elle for a moment. :)
is it me? heehee Is it freakin five yet??
shitty shitterson...hahhahahahaha
ehem...in my opinion and *blush* experiences give the guy the benefit of the doubt by seeing if he knows his way in the beginning...if it's nothing but fumbles then (sorry dudes) I'm gonna hafta show him the way...
Not having sex is bad...having BAD sex is worse. I'd rather go without. :P
pitan!
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