Wednesday, August 10, 2005

i was the one worth leaving....

yes. i admit it. i'm drunk... 10 jack and coke's and two martini's later..i'm home..and guess what i found out!

a--that this guy sully i know is going around telling people that he and i have had sex....when the one time he did spend a drunken night in my apartment, i gave him the bed...and slept on the couch.

b-that gregg is telling people i'm possessive, and tried desperately and did everything to try and keep him as mine....when in reality, i never even thought he was mine, i told him it was up to him, and i skulked off as quietly as i could...

and you know what? the rest doesn't matter. none of it does. yea, i'm upset by this....not because of what they are saying about me...but because of the fact they are blatantly lying about me to make themselves sound and appear better. that's low. that's spineless....and no one so much as stood up for me...because hey, it's bro's before ho's regardless of validity and the truth: they are the cowardly men trying to boost their ego at all costs, and i'm just a pawn in their relentless game.

despite everything i've fucked up with in my life, and everything i've done wrong--i don't deserve it.

not from them.

i'll have a good tear-fest, and when i wake up resume my loner status


145 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love you. you know that, just make yourself remember it sometimes.

Daniel said...

Dude. DUDE.

Hope the hangover isn't too bad.

Anonymous said...

In old country we'd take them, shoot them, and then have trial.

You are not alone, for Wesley wuvs you.

jimmmer said...

I'm with Wes, lynch the bastards!

Brady said...

Welcome the hangover to your awakening day. Repeat drinks tasting more and always declaring last one. Suspicions of twisted tales behind your back but they wish they could of shared more with you. They fuck with your life and your presence. Treat it as a social rebirth. Lessons learned...
:)

da buttah said...

y'all need to have way more faith in my drinking abilities.

hangover free. and peachy kneen at 7am

BadGod said...

For a small fee, you can have me for a night. Or two. Three for the price of one? No?

BadGod said...

oh you can even slap me! for a small fee.

DZER said...

ya want I should fly in to cleveland and rough 'em up for ya?

da buttah said...

naw d! s'all good.

over it :)

Anonymous said...

Elle- I'm pretty surprised that Sully is talking junk. But I guess nothing really surprises me anymore. Glad that you are up and hangover free at 7am.

da buttah said...

Brian--i know. o-well, eh?

Jersy! Morning! I know. I was drunk...and overreacting.

Anonymous said...

only 12 drinks? Pssh, rookie! that's breakfast for me. anyway, if it's any consellation, i just for the first time looked at your photo album & you have huge knockers. congratulations.

DZER said...

put me on speed dial ... next time I'll be there when the assholishness is still fresh ;)

white_devil said...

now you are speaking my language...drunk talk and boozing.

da buttah said...

thanks shane! my tits thank you.


in other news. get my shnoz peirced or no? heh

Anonymous said...

no

da buttah said...

i used to have it.

yea i'm with you jersy. i need sleep. and more gatorade

Daniel said...

Don't pierce it. Unless, you know, you want to look trashy.

da buttah said...

i'm not getting a bullring or anything

just a little stud.

DZER said...

I think if you pierce it, you shouldn't bother with one nostril or the other; pierce the middle part and get one of them big steel bull rings in there.

Nothing says "distinguished attorney" like a built-in metal lanyard.

DZER said...

damn I posted that too slow LOL

bull ring! bull ring! bull ring!

da buttah said...

perhaps perhaps.

DZER said...

actually, I'd rather have you pierce your nipples than yer nares ...

... but just so I could ask to see 'em ....

DZER said...

I take the high road in my job ... so I balance it with low road in my personal life ...

there's never been a straight man who's said "no" to a beautiful woman (OK, any woman as long as she's not nauseating) asking, "Do you want to see my tits?"

da buttah said...

my tits have a following here in cleveland

it's rather funny. and no..no one's seeing them bare

Daniel said...

Wait...surely it's 'there's never been a needy, desperate guy who's said "no" to a beautiful woman asking "do you want to see my tits?" '

:P

DZER said...

aussie man: we're not all as cool and good looking and australian as you, so we never say no to charity tit-flashes ...

da buttah said...

*watches conversation*

da buttah said...

pretty much -rm

even though apparently i sleep with everyone..haha

da buttah said...

i just hope i was good rm. hehe

DZER said...

someone actually beat me to it for once!

buttah: no I'm picturing you with one of those nudity-preventing magazine black bars perpetually floating in front of yer tata's, preventing anyone from seeing them.

white_devil said...

AHH...hahahahahaha...

Get the nose done buttah...

Daniel said...

Hey, just because gutter sorta rhymes with Buttah doesn't mean anything.

Johnny said...

dude, you scored!
awesome!
excellent!
bodaciiiouuus!
sooo did she like anal?
course man! she was a FREAKKKK. super FREAKKK!! The kind you dont take home to mother!
dude!
and she swallowed.

you, miss elle, are INFAMOUS!!
:)

ps. can u put chemical romance back on the video screen? :D

da buttah said...

i hate chemical romance...so

no!

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da buttah said...

i do?!!

what could i have done? i was up until 4am and i was still commenting by 8am!

da buttah said...

i really don't want to get rid of this anon abilities...but...

lord

da buttah said...

west?

cleveland is west?

i'm in the same time zone for christ's sake!

da buttah said...

we have one state between us. that's about the same distance as nj to upstate asshole of ny

da buttah said...

it is.

you hate fat women?! *sniff;e*

da buttah said...

15 minutes till nappito time!

da buttah said...

new video's...hope you guys enjoy

naw not over 160..not yet.....

da buttah said...

yea.

to bad i'll die single :)

da buttah said...

haha that's okay i'll just get a ton of dogs :)

da buttah said...

oh! update on the asshole i went out with on saturday:

i told him that i don't need a man to make me happy or to complete me..and to date for those reasons is stupid.

to which he said: have fun with that attitude. no wonder no one likes you.

hah!

da buttah said...

you get rid of halcyon or whatever?

can't comment on your smack yo.

Anonymous said...

is that guy on the video repeatedly screaming "fuck"?

da buttah said...

yes shane. fuck, and suck.

da buttah said...

haloscan..halcyon

whateves.

da buttah said...

anyway. off to nap :) back in 2 horas!

Anonymous said...

oh. well i like this song's message. truly romantic. i smell a new wedding anthem.

Shanshu said...

Sorry to hear that you've had another problem with yet another jerk. These bastards seem to just seek you out, don't they?

Well, for what it's worth, I don't think you deserve it, either. Screw them!

Brady said...

Elle, I think the little diamond in the nose is cute with its reflections but I would rather keep focus on your middle finger and great smile. :)

As for the comment about golf? I work for a golf company and I hit balls at our indoor/outdoor tees occassionally and it is nice. Good suggestion.

I will also visit your photo album :P

Brady said...

Booking several flights lately teresa? :) Pretty soon you will have some serious frequent flyer miles...

Brady said...

A good qualifying question would be, "How many days a week do you exercise?"...

da buttah said...

work out 6 days a week

still chunky haha

da buttah said...

diet coke for b-fast

salad for lunch

chicken or something to that effect for dinner

Brady said...

Ok, so the qualifying question is developing further to:

"How many days a week do you exercise while maintaining a healthy diet?"

hahaha...

Elle,
I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm gonna put my bicycle in there...

sassinak said...

i note that three eggs makes lots of gas... stay upwind of eddie

elle just remember they're talking about you because they can't have you... you are worth about 25 or so of them. also... no one brags about boning someone that's not hot so like suck it up dude you're a hottie.

da buttah said...

bl: that some kind of sexual metaphore..or are you really putting your bike in my trunk?


jersey! wonder wench is on the way to save you with tidings of beer. HOLD ON!!

Sass: dude can kiss my hottie ass.

Brady said...

excellent point on your second comment sassinak... wow, I feel better now :)

Brady said...

elle, bike quote from "40 year old virgin" movie...

trailer here:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_40_year_old_virgin.html

da buttah said...

that movie looks gay.

i so want to see it!

hopefully "the office" will be back on nbc....show rocked

da buttah said...

it won't leave this comment section jersey...promise. *snicker*

Brady said...

I like how we are almost turning this into a chat room...hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Well if the dude is telling others that he did, that just means he really wants to one day. Poor guy... hahahaha

Jabbertrack said...

"diet coke for b-fast

salad for lunch

chicken or something to that effect for dinner"

From what I have been learning that is really bad hon

5-6 meals a day keeps your body from thinking it needs to store fat to survive.

I'm down 8lbs and a lot of that has to do with my diet change because all the working out is doing is making me stronger and giving me stamina.

When I first changed my diet and started eating 6 times a day I thought no way it's going to work but it does.

Buy yourself a tub of 100% pure whey powder and if you can't get into eating 6 times, eat your usual 3 then have 2 whey drinks per day to keep your metabolism in shape, since processing nutrients is the only way to exercise the metabolism... you gotta give it stuff to process.

da buttah said...

ask the dude..i'm not a big eater.

yes..we are a happy family


murph! you like the video?

Jabbertrack said...

the cool thing is that you can absolutely have days where you eat like shit and eat a whole pizza since on the average, your metabolism resembles a high school kid, the problem is keeping it in shape

Jabbertrack said...

the video screws up your whole blog page for my explorer by the way, but it's a special work version

da buttah said...

sorry jabberstud. but the video is hot.

was actually an ad for sears.

da buttah said...

online eddie...duh.

nectar makes good protien shakes, by the way

da buttah said...

i hate being on hold. moher!

Jabbertrack said...

I get my whey from Rite Aid, they have a GNC section, they probably have it at hic stores too Ed... just in the health food section.

Anonymous said...

I really hate blogger sometimes get haloscan - jersey "the one who can no longer sign in"

da buttah said...

thank you jersey :)


murph...pick the fuck up, i need my phone sex fix!

da buttah said...

marriage for the tax break.

Jabbertrack said...

marriage is a tax penalty unless you are dirt poor

da buttah said...

who wants some chipotle?

da buttah said...

pack some pepcid murph.

dude! i'll send it on ovah!

Johnny said...

the video sucks.

now buy me some pho.

and find me streetcar.mp3 by funeral for friends.

Jabbertrack said...

steak burrito with black beans and extra cheese please

Brady said...

Anyone else at work screwing around right now?

Anonymous said...

when did this whole advertising on comments sections thing start? because i'm seriously gonna strangle the fuck outta one of these people if i ever find them!

Anonymous said...

do eddie & murph not get along?

da buttah said...

i missed the cock fight again? bitch!

Anonymous said...

cockfight? i didn't know they were both mexican.

da buttah said...

+14 for using non sequitur.

da buttah said...

-10 for being annoying with your vocab on a blog Jersey :)

da buttah said...

fine. i'll only subtract 3. jaysus

da buttah said...

-500 for smiting me.

Johnny said...

dreidle dreidle dreidle
i made you out of clay

did u own one of those ?

if your answer is sushi, +100 points.

da buttah said...

i'm jewish. you can't guilt me.

my momma only can

Brady said...

I vote to give myself points. +1

da buttah said...

+30 for being hot bl :)

da buttah said...

+36789876545678 for being my hetero life mate man

Anonymous said...

goddammit enough with the fucking ads!

da buttah said...

shane don't hate the game.....

yea okay..hate it. it blows

da buttah said...

i don't get why they post the ads to begin with. well..i guess it's like bots in the yahoo chat rooms. those were gay

in other news...the weakest thunderstorm ever is going on right now

Anonymous said...

unoriginal? more like totally fucking annoying.

Anonymous said...

the good thing about these ads is that it gave me something to write about. other than that i was creatively (and i use 'creatively' very loosely) tapped. fucking stupid ass ads.

white_devil said...

Hilarious if you have seen this before..

www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv

all you Southpark fans.

da buttah said...

White Devil: i had that in a post!

white_devil said...

Oh sorry..I guess Im behind the times like WV...my bad.

da buttah said...

s'all good. i still heart you

white_devil said...

ahh...blog love...the kind you dont have to clean up with a mop and bucket.

da buttah said...

oh! how was 311?

Anonymous said...

doing quite well at what? the power keeps going out here & i end up missing chunks of this conversation. mainly cuz i'm too lazy to go back & read it.

white_devil said...

I have not yet attended..26th? I think..yea..I hope..

Thanks for asking..I have an extra ticket..its either you or the middle school kid..back to school special.

da buttah said...

i'll be there!

white_devil said...

Ahh..yes...good point...I've heard it..and even cocaine...even better.

Brady said...

teresa and elle +69
:P

Anonymous said...

well that just put a pleasant vision in my head. thanks bl.

da buttah said...

case western is a fantastic school.

cleveland isn't bad. extremely affordable, lots of big city perks.

da buttah said...

cwru is great. people there are a bit nerdy. but the med students are beyond fun

da buttah said...

oh my god.....my friends are trying to get me to peirce my clit....

and i'm tempted! FUCK!

white_devil said...

my heart is in ohio...holla.

Anonymous said...

and just when i thought i'd go an entire day w/o anyone bringing up clit piercings............

da buttah said...

it's so tempting though!

white_devil said...

just do it...and then you can really double click your mouse.

da buttah said...

that's your job devil.

da buttah said...

i kinda am dude!

my friend mandi is a good saleswoman! fuck!

da buttah said...

iono. do i really want to be able to get off just from walking down the street?

all i wanted was my nose again!

da buttah said...

yea....verticle barbell.

hmmmm haha god i'm nuts

da buttah said...

yea 4 weeks after the fact murph.

Anonymous said...

we're gonna need pics too, just to be sure you really went through with it. (yes, i'll be that asshole that 'goes there' this time)

da buttah said...

yea i'm sure the dude wants to see my snatch!

da buttah said...

no stubbly. ass. e-mail me bacl punk

da buttah said...

i'll giv eit a week. i fi stll want it..maybe. get my shnoz tomorrow

da buttah said...

orbital sander chick. she's hot.

white_devil said...

I had all that shit..piercings everywhere...then I sold out to corporate America...bitches...still have the tattoos..those are like crack.

da buttah said...

yea tats are like crack

Brady said...

elle, since you are interesting and all, how about we play tag?

TAG you're it!

Please list 10 turn ons and 10 turn offs. Mine are on my blog.
:)

da buttah said...

uhhhh at the moment i hate all things with penises that are more than friends

so. i cant think of anything haha

white_devil said...

I had this boss that was like 70 and would just stare at my face and say "why?". I replied "Because I'm hard core.....(2 second pause) BITCH."

Major turn off..girl itching her ass and having her finger knuckle deep.

da buttah said...

bad teeth HUGE turn off.

white_devil said...

nothing sexual about that...hope she didnt have corn for dinner...delmonte

Anonymous said...

just an fyi, the new 311 album is streaming at www.myspace.com/311

white_devil said...

Thank you..I caught some it earlier on the .net.

Thanks for the heads up.

Justin Thyme said...

As always, Elle, an amazing post. Been reading regularly for a few weeks now after randomly coming across it, and have totally turned my friends onto it, too. Your writing is so honest, so direct and so completely unapologetic, not to mention intelligent and articulate... a rarity in our ebonics-fied culture (or lack thereof). Keep up the great work! (oh, and I agree with Allison, but Gregg really does sound like a jerk...).

white_devil said...

Holy Piss

da buttah said...

i'm articulate?

*looks around*

hah. no way.

Justin Thyme said...

definitely articulate. you know just when to interject the word "fuck" in all the right places rather than just using the word "fuck" for "fuck's" sake.