yes. i admit it. i'm drunk... 10 jack and coke's and two martini's later..i'm home..and guess what i found out!
a--that this guy sully i know is going around telling people that he and i have had sex....when the one time he did spend a drunken night in my apartment, i gave him the bed...and slept on the couch.
b-that gregg is telling people i'm possessive, and tried desperately and did everything to try and keep him as mine....when in reality, i never even thought he was mine, i told him it was up to him, and i skulked off as quietly as i could...
and you know what? the rest doesn't matter. none of it does. yea, i'm upset by this....not because of what they are saying about me...but because of the fact they are blatantly lying about me to make themselves sound and appear better. that's low. that's spineless....and no one so much as stood up for me...because hey, it's bro's before ho's regardless of validity and the truth: they are the cowardly men trying to boost their ego at all costs, and i'm just a pawn in their relentless game.
despite everything i've fucked up with in my life, and everything i've done wrong--i don't deserve it.
not from them.
i'll have a good tear-fest, and when i wake up resume my loner status
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i love you. you know that, just make yourself remember it sometimes.
Dude. DUDE.
Hope the hangover isn't too bad.
In old country we'd take them, shoot them, and then have trial.
You are not alone, for Wesley wuvs you.
I'm with Wes, lynch the bastards!
Welcome the hangover to your awakening day. Repeat drinks tasting more and always declaring last one. Suspicions of twisted tales behind your back but they wish they could of shared more with you. They fuck with your life and your presence. Treat it as a social rebirth. Lessons learned...
:)
y'all need to have way more faith in my drinking abilities.
hangover free. and peachy kneen at 7am
For a small fee, you can have me for a night. Or two. Three for the price of one? No?
oh you can even slap me! for a small fee.
ya want I should fly in to cleveland and rough 'em up for ya?
naw d! s'all good.
over it :)
Elle- I'm pretty surprised that Sully is talking junk. But I guess nothing really surprises me anymore. Glad that you are up and hangover free at 7am.
Brian--i know. o-well, eh?
Jersy! Morning! I know. I was drunk...and overreacting.
only 12 drinks? Pssh, rookie! that's breakfast for me. anyway, if it's any consellation, i just for the first time looked at your photo album & you have huge knockers. congratulations.
put me on speed dial ... next time I'll be there when the assholishness is still fresh ;)
now you are speaking my language...drunk talk and boozing.
thanks shane! my tits thank you.
in other news. get my shnoz peirced or no? heh
no
i used to have it.
yea i'm with you jersy. i need sleep. and more gatorade
Don't pierce it. Unless, you know, you want to look trashy.
i'm not getting a bullring or anything
just a little stud.
I think if you pierce it, you shouldn't bother with one nostril or the other; pierce the middle part and get one of them big steel bull rings in there.
Nothing says "distinguished attorney" like a built-in metal lanyard.
damn I posted that too slow LOL
bull ring! bull ring! bull ring!
perhaps perhaps.
actually, I'd rather have you pierce your nipples than yer nares ...
... but just so I could ask to see 'em ....
I take the high road in my job ... so I balance it with low road in my personal life ...
there's never been a straight man who's said "no" to a beautiful woman (OK, any woman as long as she's not nauseating) asking, "Do you want to see my tits?"
my tits have a following here in cleveland
it's rather funny. and no..no one's seeing them bare
Wait...surely it's 'there's never been a needy, desperate guy who's said "no" to a beautiful woman asking "do you want to see my tits?" '
:P
aussie man: we're not all as cool and good looking and australian as you, so we never say no to charity tit-flashes ...
*watches conversation*
pretty much -rm
even though apparently i sleep with everyone..haha
i just hope i was good rm. hehe
someone actually beat me to it for once!
buttah: no I'm picturing you with one of those nudity-preventing magazine black bars perpetually floating in front of yer tata's, preventing anyone from seeing them.
AHH...hahahahahaha...
Get the nose done buttah...
Hey, just because gutter sorta rhymes with Buttah doesn't mean anything.
dude, you scored!
awesome!
excellent!
bodaciiiouuus!
sooo did she like anal?
course man! she was a FREAKKKK. super FREAKKK!! The kind you dont take home to mother!
dude!
and she swallowed.
you, miss elle, are INFAMOUS!!
:)
ps. can u put chemical romance back on the video screen? :D
i hate chemical romance...so
no!
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Hello nice blog site! Added it to my bookmarks for future reference.
I have a Ceiling Fan Part site/blog. It pretty much covers Ceiling Fan Part related stuff.
Come check mine out if you get time.
i do?!!
what could i have done? i was up until 4am and i was still commenting by 8am!
i really don't want to get rid of this anon abilities...but...
lord
west?
cleveland is west?
i'm in the same time zone for christ's sake!
we have one state between us. that's about the same distance as nj to upstate asshole of ny
it is.
you hate fat women?! *sniff;e*
15 minutes till nappito time!
new video's...hope you guys enjoy
naw not over 160..not yet.....
yea.
to bad i'll die single :)
haha that's okay i'll just get a ton of dogs :)
oh! update on the asshole i went out with on saturday:
i told him that i don't need a man to make me happy or to complete me..and to date for those reasons is stupid.
to which he said: have fun with that attitude. no wonder no one likes you.
hah!
you get rid of halcyon or whatever?
can't comment on your smack yo.
is that guy on the video repeatedly screaming "fuck"?
yes shane. fuck, and suck.
haloscan..halcyon
whateves.
anyway. off to nap :) back in 2 horas!
oh. well i like this song's message. truly romantic. i smell a new wedding anthem.
Sorry to hear that you've had another problem with yet another jerk. These bastards seem to just seek you out, don't they?
Well, for what it's worth, I don't think you deserve it, either. Screw them!
Elle, I think the little diamond in the nose is cute with its reflections but I would rather keep focus on your middle finger and great smile. :)
As for the comment about golf? I work for a golf company and I hit balls at our indoor/outdoor tees occassionally and it is nice. Good suggestion.
I will also visit your photo album :P
Booking several flights lately teresa? :) Pretty soon you will have some serious frequent flyer miles...
A good qualifying question would be, "How many days a week do you exercise?"...
work out 6 days a week
still chunky haha
diet coke for b-fast
salad for lunch
chicken or something to that effect for dinner
Ok, so the qualifying question is developing further to:
"How many days a week do you exercise while maintaining a healthy diet?"
hahaha...
Elle,
I hope you got a big trunk, cause I'm gonna put my bicycle in there...
i note that three eggs makes lots of gas... stay upwind of eddie
elle just remember they're talking about you because they can't have you... you are worth about 25 or so of them. also... no one brags about boning someone that's not hot so like suck it up dude you're a hottie.
bl: that some kind of sexual metaphore..or are you really putting your bike in my trunk?
jersey! wonder wench is on the way to save you with tidings of beer. HOLD ON!!
Sass: dude can kiss my hottie ass.
excellent point on your second comment sassinak... wow, I feel better now :)
elle, bike quote from "40 year old virgin" movie...
trailer here:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_40_year_old_virgin.html
that movie looks gay.
i so want to see it!
hopefully "the office" will be back on nbc....show rocked
it won't leave this comment section jersey...promise. *snicker*
I like how we are almost turning this into a chat room...hahaha.
Well if the dude is telling others that he did, that just means he really wants to one day. Poor guy... hahahaha
"diet coke for b-fast
salad for lunch
chicken or something to that effect for dinner"
From what I have been learning that is really bad hon
5-6 meals a day keeps your body from thinking it needs to store fat to survive.
I'm down 8lbs and a lot of that has to do with my diet change because all the working out is doing is making me stronger and giving me stamina.
When I first changed my diet and started eating 6 times a day I thought no way it's going to work but it does.
Buy yourself a tub of 100% pure whey powder and if you can't get into eating 6 times, eat your usual 3 then have 2 whey drinks per day to keep your metabolism in shape, since processing nutrients is the only way to exercise the metabolism... you gotta give it stuff to process.
ask the dude..i'm not a big eater.
yes..we are a happy family
murph! you like the video?
the cool thing is that you can absolutely have days where you eat like shit and eat a whole pizza since on the average, your metabolism resembles a high school kid, the problem is keeping it in shape
the video screws up your whole blog page for my explorer by the way, but it's a special work version
sorry jabberstud. but the video is hot.
was actually an ad for sears.
online eddie...duh.
nectar makes good protien shakes, by the way
i hate being on hold. moher!
I get my whey from Rite Aid, they have a GNC section, they probably have it at hic stores too Ed... just in the health food section.
I really hate blogger sometimes get haloscan - jersey "the one who can no longer sign in"
thank you jersey :)
murph...pick the fuck up, i need my phone sex fix!
marriage for the tax break.
marriage is a tax penalty unless you are dirt poor
who wants some chipotle?
pack some pepcid murph.
dude! i'll send it on ovah!
the video sucks.
now buy me some pho.
and find me streetcar.mp3 by funeral for friends.
steak burrito with black beans and extra cheese please
Anyone else at work screwing around right now?
when did this whole advertising on comments sections thing start? because i'm seriously gonna strangle the fuck outta one of these people if i ever find them!
do eddie & murph not get along?
i missed the cock fight again? bitch!
cockfight? i didn't know they were both mexican.
+14 for using non sequitur.
-10 for being annoying with your vocab on a blog Jersey :)
fine. i'll only subtract 3. jaysus
-500 for smiting me.
dreidle dreidle dreidle
i made you out of clay
did u own one of those ?
if your answer is sushi, +100 points.
i'm jewish. you can't guilt me.
my momma only can
I vote to give myself points. +1
+30 for being hot bl :)
+36789876545678 for being my hetero life mate man
goddammit enough with the fucking ads!
shane don't hate the game.....
yea okay..hate it. it blows
i don't get why they post the ads to begin with. well..i guess it's like bots in the yahoo chat rooms. those were gay
in other news...the weakest thunderstorm ever is going on right now
unoriginal? more like totally fucking annoying.
the good thing about these ads is that it gave me something to write about. other than that i was creatively (and i use 'creatively' very loosely) tapped. fucking stupid ass ads.
Hilarious if you have seen this before..
www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparkjoke-thearistocrats.wmv
all you Southpark fans.
White Devil: i had that in a post!
Oh sorry..I guess Im behind the times like WV...my bad.
s'all good. i still heart you
ahh...blog love...the kind you dont have to clean up with a mop and bucket.
oh! how was 311?
doing quite well at what? the power keeps going out here & i end up missing chunks of this conversation. mainly cuz i'm too lazy to go back & read it.
I have not yet attended..26th? I think..yea..I hope..
Thanks for asking..I have an extra ticket..its either you or the middle school kid..back to school special.
i'll be there!
Ahh..yes...good point...I've heard it..and even cocaine...even better.
teresa and elle +69
:P
well that just put a pleasant vision in my head. thanks bl.
case western is a fantastic school.
cleveland isn't bad. extremely affordable, lots of big city perks.
cwru is great. people there are a bit nerdy. but the med students are beyond fun
oh my god.....my friends are trying to get me to peirce my clit....
and i'm tempted! FUCK!
my heart is in ohio...holla.
and just when i thought i'd go an entire day w/o anyone bringing up clit piercings............
it's so tempting though!
just do it...and then you can really double click your mouse.
that's your job devil.
i kinda am dude!
my friend mandi is a good saleswoman! fuck!
iono. do i really want to be able to get off just from walking down the street?
all i wanted was my nose again!
yea....verticle barbell.
hmmmm haha god i'm nuts
yea 4 weeks after the fact murph.
we're gonna need pics too, just to be sure you really went through with it. (yes, i'll be that asshole that 'goes there' this time)
yea i'm sure the dude wants to see my snatch!
no stubbly. ass. e-mail me bacl punk
i'll giv eit a week. i fi stll want it..maybe. get my shnoz tomorrow
orbital sander chick. she's hot.
I had all that shit..piercings everywhere...then I sold out to corporate America...bitches...still have the tattoos..those are like crack.
yea tats are like crack
elle, since you are interesting and all, how about we play tag?
TAG you're it!
Please list 10 turn ons and 10 turn offs. Mine are on my blog.
:)
uhhhh at the moment i hate all things with penises that are more than friends
so. i cant think of anything haha
I had this boss that was like 70 and would just stare at my face and say "why?". I replied "Because I'm hard core.....(2 second pause) BITCH."
Major turn off..girl itching her ass and having her finger knuckle deep.
bad teeth HUGE turn off.
nothing sexual about that...hope she didnt have corn for dinner...delmonte
just an fyi, the new 311 album is streaming at www.myspace.com/311
Thank you..I caught some it earlier on the .net.
Thanks for the heads up.
As always, Elle, an amazing post. Been reading regularly for a few weeks now after randomly coming across it, and have totally turned my friends onto it, too. Your writing is so honest, so direct and so completely unapologetic, not to mention intelligent and articulate... a rarity in our ebonics-fied culture (or lack thereof). Keep up the great work! (oh, and I agree with Allison, but Gregg really does sound like a jerk...).
Holy Piss
i'm articulate?
*looks around*
hah. no way.
definitely articulate. you know just when to interject the word "fuck" in all the right places rather than just using the word "fuck" for "fuck's" sake.
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