1. i have no idea what is wrong with my template...seriously, no fucking clue. i have no idea why the side menu boxes are purple in internet explorer, and i have no idea why things appear fucked up to everyone but me...but once i figure it out i swear i'll fix it...k? k! cousre, if you could tell me what's fucked up for you, that'd make it easier...tee hee.
2. i still think it is the cutest fucking thing in the world that my dog wags her tail and lip smacks exactly two times before she completely passes out. that only slightly trumps the fact my cats nose whistles when she breaths.
3. clogging a toilet can be one of those awesome experiences. something you gloat about..something you walk away from saying you lost about ten pounds. it can be...that is, unless the toilet clogs before you even use it. that's right...the toilet started backflowing and going insane on my ass, before i even dropped trowsers. woot!
4. i miss the old hillary duff...the one with the chubby ass arms and shit....now she's just a giant set of veneers. freaky.
5. added to my to-do list: take a picture of the planned parenthood sign that is placed over the ez lube sign, and reads "planned parenthood: we do lube jobs quick and cheap." yes, i am that easily amused.
6. how the fuck is it august?! how?!
7. ask and ye shall recieve needs submissions...if you're in the mood, feeling frisky, or just plain old want to get your shit reviewed...submit away.
8. happily ever after....such fucking bullshit.
9. apparently i'm aggressive...apparently i'm strung out...apparently i'm overly defensive...and apparently making the topic of dinner conversation the fact i'm still single is just peachy fucking keen.
10. i bought this for my dog. hell motha fuckin' yeeee-yahhhhh boy!
11. i got this fountain thingy for my desk in an effort to tranquilize me from my constant state of spazztic hyper, and all it really does is make me have to pee. fuck!
12. is it possible, as a female, to keep the bathroom predominately used clean for more than just two days? i mean, i have a spot for everything, i have specific hanging wall cubbies things so i have a place to put the shit i use daily, and still...my fucking counter top somehow is cluttered. what the shit?!
13. it's official, snowboarding for seven glorious days is in my future...now if only december 29th were like..ohhh....tomorrow? i wish.
14. i broke a nail...and normally that's enough to ruin my entire day, but this little nail decided to take me over the edge. that's right...rather than just breaking, it opted to crack at such a place that i can't cut it off or file it down without seriously bleeding. fucker of mother!
15. hello funk, it's been a while. glad to see you enjoyed your vacation and returned safely...now please, fill the void you left in your wake, because i have to admit...it felt weird not having you beside all my thoughts. welcome home my sweet little funk...welcome home indeed.
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Good morning Elle:
The template is better today... I can actually read the text.
I guess I'm the only one that likes the purples? Shocker
If you're spending that much dough on your dog's couch, you have way too much disposable income.
*huggles*
I broke a nail too.
I can't snowboard. I'd like to learn but I reckon I'd break my skull wide open.
Goddamn that is a nice doggie couch.
Singledom is not an infectious disease. I don't know why people don't just get over it.
:)
-N
Seeing that couch makes me miss my dog. We only have our toy poodle "Breeze" now. I really miss my Great Dane...he had his own FULL SIZE couch...and I paid less then the mini one you bought.
wow, yer kinda all over the place here. i think you should just get hammered.
Knight: reading text is overrated..how does it look?!!
Kristen: i use firefox, so it looks normal to me...but for some reason it's purple in IE and i cannot figure out why....irksome!
Flounder: it was that or a pair of 800 shoes...so i opted for the doggy couch and put the rest in my savings...gotta love late birthday gifts :)
Nat: snowboarding is soooo fun! just start small, and you won't get hurt. i'm just a retard and go balls out without having any skill, thus i come back all broken and resembling an 80 year old
Chris: awww great dane's are so adorable! everytime i see one i want to go get one, but until i get a house with a yard i'll stick with my border collie, and a mini couch ;)
Shane: bring it the fuck on
Wait, let me fix Shanes response because I think it fits your reply much better:
"wow. yer kinda all over the place, I think somebody should hammer you."
"bring it on"
SEE?!?! much better!
You know, it may surprise you to know that I almost killed myself trying to operate a snowboard so I give you mad-like props for that shizzle...
I have to keep my nails short btw.. for ummm... "for her pleasure"
LOVEUMS!
you are shitting me with that couch... i noticed target is carrying tons of fancy dog shit.. and dog clothes.. this asian chick i'm trying to bang bought my dog a pink polo shirt from target...
*waving back to Mimi!*
I throw my pennies in my fountain... There's no room for water... fucking pennies.
No seriously, tell your friends to toss their change in and make a wish, you could coinstar it for a pair of manolo's!
Em: we're going boarding! that's final.
Mimi: seriously! i'm kinda bummed i spend money on this fountain that people swore would work on calming me down, only to have it make me into a fountain. at least i won't be bloated while it's on? hmmm
Johnny: it costs the same as a nice pillow for a dog..and at least it's aesthetically pleasing and cleanable! i've spent way more on pillows for her because she pukes on them, or she'll lay on them when she's wet..and they just stink. and kill the asian chick. dogs don't wear sweaters in fucking texas.
Em: i have friends?! sweet!! now i just need to learn how to roll coins..cause fuck that serivce charge...bastard coinstar!
yeah i fucking hate service charges on coins
the machine at my store wants ten percent!!
and re 12? fuck no
Hey I like the new pic !
Where you going boardin ?
Don't even tell me in Ohio.
"How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm/when they've seen Hillary's chubby ass arms?
Ma lady, that couch is so money. My dog would need one twice that size, but that's still just damn cool.
I WANNA GO SNOWBOARDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goddamnit.
hillary duff looks like the poster girl for bulimia. she makes ME want to puke up my food and we all know how i feel about puking.
i'm gonna kick your funk's ass. sorry. it has to be done.
its a shirt... not a sweater
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