2. i have to drive to albany this week. for some reason, my dad thinks it's a much better idea for me to leave on thursday morning at 5am, get there around 11, shower..and go on into the office. i'm thinking why not just leave after class on wednesday, get there at 3am..sleep, shower, then go to the office at 9am...of course, he thinks i'm retarded for thinking like that because apparently driving at 5am is that much safer than driving at 9pm...who knew?
3. is it possible to walk out of bed bath and beyond without spending five times as much money as you initially intended to spend? i go in there to buy a new shower curtain liner, and i walk out with a new comforter, a new set of sheets, new cooking shit, and salt and pepper shakers so complicated they actually have an instruction manual. damn the beyond man! damn it to hell.
4. does watching sex in the city depress anyone else? i mean, okay...i see how i can relate to the show seeing as i'm single and i've had some fucked up dating experiences..but that's about where the similarities stop. i don't have an awesome job, i don't live in new york city, i don't have designer shoes and clothing, i'm not absolutely gorgeous, and i don't find a new guy to fuck promptly after the former guy wiggs out. see? depressing shit...i got none of that....and i hate cosmos.
5. i got my new laptop and it is the ugliest fucking green i have ever seen. i. love. it. seriously! who else can say they have a nasty astro-turf green laptop? now i just have to e-proof it....then, i get to use it. yay!
6. i really am considering just buying a new george foreman grill cause i'm so fucking sick of cleaning the fucking thing.
7. as if sitting through a three hour accounting class two times a week wasn't boring enough, i get the added perk of required videos that we have to watch inbetween classes. oh! and my homework is collected. so that means i have to go to class beacause attendance counts towards our grade, do my homework and turn it in, and watch videos on top of going to lecture...all the while the answers to every single one of our problems is answered and explained. make sense? doesn't to me. god, the higher up in my education i go, the more and more it resembles grade school.
8. i have no idea how my five pound cat shits as much as she does....i almost want to get pregnant so i don't have to touch that fucking litter box for at least 9 months. jaysus! nasty ass cat.
9. i love my bluetooth headset...it's fucking awesome, and so worth the "bitch is crazy" looks i get while i walk down the street seemingly talking to myself because my hair covers up the head set. what i really don't understand are people who just walk around wearing them like their going to get a call at any minute. like in starbucks yesterday, this guy walked in with his headset all up in his ear, and he didn't get a phone call the entire thirty minutes i was sitting there. it's cool you got blue tooth, but no one really cares that you're blue tooth enabled..take the shit out of your ear and when you hear your phone ring put it back in. besides, doesn't it start to get annoying just sitting there with this thing in your ear?
10. i put duckhunt up on my myspace profile....why do i foresee regretting this a shitton about mid-afternoon tomorrow when i realize i got nothing done, but have an personal high-score?
oh, and i found this cute little icon...and it cracks me up..so enjoy :)
18 comments:
your dad is retarded. it's impossible to sleep early and then you're fucked all day.
this way you're tired from driving, you pass out and then head to work. perfection.
i hate that show. i mean sure it's funny but i've never met nearly that many men in one day and i'm theoretically a hottie. whatever.
:)
double booking? WTF is that? sounds dum whatever it is...
you playing duckhunt on MAME or something else? just wondering.
I feel you on the george foreman grill. I had to get a new one a few months ago for the exact same reasons; the non-stick shit runs out after a lot of grilling ... and the new one I got is bigger! :)
...and you forgot the shower curtain, didn't you?
Bed Bath and Beyond is a trap....it's right up there with Victoria Secrets for me
I hate Cosmo's too
cats are worthless. kill it.
Sass: he doesn't see it that way. he see's it from dad way where i'll be driving during the day, which for some reason makes him think i'm much more safer. if anything, i'm that much more tired. i don't think i've met that many men in my entire life, actually. hmmmm....damn that show.
Factory Peasant: double booking=two dates in one night. not necessarily a bad thing, per se...but letting it be known you double booked as you leave to go to the other date? fucking retarded. and what's MAME?
Dzer: yea..i threw mine out..and i'm not sure i want another one. yea, i can't eat delicious steak, scallops, and lamb when i want...but that fucking thing drove me nuts with the cleaning!
Flounder: i did! but i still haven't put it up. shhhhhh
Kristen: i'm not allowed near the limited if i don't need something, because i will walk in there and spend a good 200 on shit i don't need. same with fredricks. uch! damn cute clothing and lingerie..how can i resist?
Shane: i'm with you on hating cats, but i've invested in her. she must live.
Amen... Dude I wrote a whole essay called Sex and What City? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That is all :)
And love the icon.
-N
"i don't have designer shoes and clothing
Manolo's mano-no's I can't tell... You do too have designer shoes silly pants.
:) I hate my George Foreman grill, it chaps my ass on occassion.
Hi Elle Dear,
Ok, who make a green laptop? Sounds sweet!! Incidentally, isn't this your like, sixth laptop? Just checking.
I don't get the whole bluetooth headset thing either. it's bullshit. I'm sick of seing people walk around with them in their ears and not talking to anyone. Makes me want to rip it out of their ear and jump up and down on it.
Brian
Nat: least i'm not the only one who walks away from watching that show going "goddamnit i suck."
Em: haha i can't compete with ms. bradshaw's collection of designer clothes my dear :)
Brian: it's a sony :) i'm a sony nut, i can't seem to buy elsewhere. probably go mac when i'm done with school though
2. If you leave after class, you'll already be worn out, so you'll be that much more tired already. If you leave early in the morning you'll be fresh when you start driving. At least, that'd be the case for me. And maybe it's what your dad thinks too.
3. Yes. I've done it many a time. Home Depot on the other hand...
9. I love mine too, and I don't just leave it in all the time just because it hurts my ear after a while. It's kind of a pain in the ass to dig it out of my pocket, put it on my ear and answer the call only to find out that the headset turned itself off in my pocket so the person I'm trying to talk to can't hear me answering. Stupid Bluetooth headset! I hate you!
good christ. i never heard of shit so stupid. so that's what double booking is huh? man, i haven't been in the dating scene for far too many years. i have no clue about stuff like this and when i hear about it... i'm at a loss for words how absolutely messed up people are.
your stories about the guys you run across are mind boggling. really. are my fellow guys out there really that dumb? i mean, i'm still laughing about that text messaging chump you wrote about a few months ago...
MAME is a cool little program that runs thousands of arcade videogames like Duck Hunt on various computer platforms (PC, Unix, etc). that's why i was asking. if you aren't familiar with it and need a good time waster every now and again check it out. get the MAME32 program for windows here http://mame32qa.classicgaming.gamespy.com/
and thousands of games for it here http://www.rom-world.com/dl.php?name=MAME&letter=0-9
it's good shit. yep.
I am kicking some ass at Texas Hold 'Em when I should be working, so don't be too hard on yourself.
*insert fabulous useful witty comment here*
I got nothing... cute little icon though :)
Hope you're having a good day.
at 5am i am NOT fresh.
just not.
I agree on all points except part of #4, I think your better looking than any of those silly plastic bitches on that show!
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