1. maybe its just me, but there are songs out there that make me absolutely randy. i have no idea what it is, but some songs just create a slip'n'slide in my panties, and i just want to pounce everyone in a ten foot radius of me...and i'm wondering: is that weird? is it wholly singular to me? i hear "dead souls" by nine inch nails, or "twist "by goldfrapp, or "face" by damien rice, or "saltwater" by chicane..or whatever, and within the first few measures i'm completely in the mood to be dominated, submissive, taken from behind, tied up, made into a sex slave...whatever...i just want to be done and do someone.
2. guys wearing dolce and gabana belts with the words "dolce and gabana" in white print all over the belt so that anyone can see it from up the street, is absolutely horrible. a guy wearing that?jesus fucking homosexual.
3. yelling over construction sounds about your recent pap spear experience while talking on the cell phone is just not a good idea.
4. seriously, is everyone in my age range fuckin married already?!
5. what the fuck is with the staring? maybe its my head, but it seems like people just keep fucking staring at me. this woman at costco stared at me the entire time i was picking out flowers. when i asked her if i was in her way, she said no...and continued looking at me...and i know she was looking at me because when i moved to the other side of the stand, her head shifted at the same exact time. creepy creepy.
6. i think hell froze over, or the gods are serverely fucking with me...either way i'll fuck it up per usual, i'm sure.
7. so, my accounting test was on tuesday...and guess what? i have another accoutning test next thursday...yippy skippy! as for the test on tuesday..lets just say i can't teach myself accounting..at all.
8. i got a speeding ticket today. no cop involved. nope..just a letter in the mail saying "you owe us one hundred bucks", a picture of my cars gloriously cute ass, and the trajectory of the radar gun positioned in a truck that was sitting on the side of the road. how fucking lazy have our police become? is eating donuts while sitting in a car doing the most mindlessly boring job that has nothing to do with social betterment that strenuous that you need to be replaced by a fucking truck with a radar gun strategically positioned? yea, we need more police officers like i need another fuckin' peptic ulcer...
9. is it weird that i was born in america, have spoken english my entire life...yet forget what a word is in english and use the russian or french version instead?
10. the best thing in the world is having a professor who is a chain smoker....nothing says "yee-fuckin-haw" like ten minute breaks every half hour.
11. how many times does one have to say "i don't want to fucking talk to you" before the person who represents "you" gets the point and actually stops talking to you? i'm starting to wonder if complete ignoring, acting like a total bitch, and flat out saying you don't want someone in your life are really an effective way to get someone out of your fucking life, completely.
12. in the immortal words of the most delicious pop tart of our century, and i quote, "my loneliness is killing me."
13. this whole tunic trend in women's fashion is fucking awesome. not only does it make people cover up, but it makes skinny ass bitches look horrendous, and makes people with curves and meat on their bones, like me, look scrumptious.
14. my favorite pen died. i have shitty handwritting and i write like a retard..so, when i find a pen i like i stick to it. do you know how fucking lame i feel for searching google for someone who sells pentel hybrid gel grip pens?
15. guy shows interest in getting to know girl. girl is herself, which translates into guy seemingly not liking her. girl tells guy to stop talking to her if he's doing it out of some sick sense of obligation, guy says he was actually wondering if girl would like to go have a drink sometime. girl says "sure". guy tells girl to let him know when she's free. girl lets guy know. guy never responds. a week later guy asks girl where she's been and to let him know if shes available this weekend. girl has half a mind to tell him to go fuck himself, a quarter mind to actually go out with guy and give him a decent shot, and a quarter mind to go out with him for strategic "i'm going to fuck with you" purposes. what's a girl to do?
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Isn't Dead Souls a Depeche Mode cover? I haven't heard either version, but it must be sexy...
Speaking of sexy, I'm good. How are you?
you ARE scrumptious!
and I vote for "fuck with him" ... tell him to meet you somewhere then never show ... heh
It's not just you on the songs.......several songs makes my panties wet
I'm actually going out today to look for that perfect tunic....need one ASAP
Even if they are married, they're just going to get divorced after a couple of kids........no worries
I hate it when my favorite pens die. Pisses me flat off. And what's more, I can never find the same kind of pen twice!!! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!!!
Yes I do wonder about these things. People do tend to think that just because they are on a mobile phone, no one else can hear them no matter how loud they are. That, or they just really enjoy attention from anyone anywhere. Or maybed a combination thereof.
I too have favourite pens. No one seems to get me on that.\
Girl could let guard down a little bit and maybe assume he has had a busy week and go out with him. Girl should. however, keep in mind what has happened and see if there is a repeat of that. If there isn't, it was a one-off and girl and guy might be happy together. If it is repeated, girl can tell him to go fuck himself knowing she was right about him but satisfied she gave it a fair try.
How is that?
-N
ha ha! you write like a retard you retarded jew! i thought you folks couldn't read or write though.
oh nevermind, that's black people.
What's a tunic?
Isn't that one of those fat guys that serves the queen and had his penis lopped off?
*writes down the songs and then burns a CD* So when are we meeting ? LOL
Have a great weekend. I say fuck with him but that is just me.....oh BTW love the title to the post, great song :)
i would just like to mention that in my head i was first commenter on this post. fortunately blogger failed to let me actually comment
stupid fucker.
i do that with english french and italian all the time. i have similar difficulty with pronouncing french words in english... like the french accent comes out even if i'm trying to say it in english...
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