complications, what can i say:promises and deadlines make it hard to stay away. all these strings are attaching to me, and i can't find the scissors.

1. How tall are you barefoot?
i'm like 5'7'' and 3/4''..so i just round it up to 5'8''...makes me go less insane when i weigh myself

2. Favorite TV Shows?
nip/tuck, even though the carver situation pissed me the fuck off. rescue me, sex and the city, deadliest catch...i have this habit of watching the discovery channel and getting sucked in...leave it at that

3. Do you own a gun?
nope, guns scare the fucking bejeezus out of me. seriously, i start to hyperventilate when i'm in a room with one just out and about. many people have tried to get me to just go on down to the shooting range and shoot a gun, but i'm pleading complete fucking ignorance on this one. i may love it, i may hate it..i don't care. no guns! my father, in all his over protective "you're daddy's little girl" glory, wants to get me a stun gun...i'm fairly against that too. pepper spray, anyone?

4. Who is your biggest enemy?
hmmm. i could go uber cliche and say "the man," but i chose this path for my life, so he's more of a welcomed bed fellow. i'd say anyone who pretty much wants me dead based on nothing more than the fact i'm jewish, which basically is the bulk of the middle east and arab nations. welcome to the shitlist! oh, and i'm a pretty big enemy of myself....but that's just standard.

5. Favorite Scent?
the smell of winter. it smells so clean, and fresh. cut grass is up there. perfume wise, i'm going to have to go with dkny cashmere..i'm fucking in love with that shit right now. if you like warm, vanilla-y scents, check that one out ladies!

6. Do you like hot dogs?
hot dog..like the one that goes in a bun and you bite? or the one that comes out to play when he gets excited and you get beaten if you bite?! the former, not so much. the latter? oh hell yes.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
i admit it, i like christmas songs....but that like slowly turns to "i will go on a killing spree" about mid november when all i hear are christmas songs and the holiday spirit is thrown at me with the caveat of spending more to show my love. i like the little drummer boy, it's purdy....in small doses, of course.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
diet coke is the breakfast of champions!

9. Do you do push-ups?
yes, when i remember or don't totally puss out in a fit of laziness after doing sit ups.

10. Brothers or Sisters?
one awesomely cool amazing brother..who i really think is a detriment to my dating life, but he's worth it.

11. Whats your most liked piece of jewelry?
i have this saphire and diamond encrusted barrel that's on a platinum chain-thingy that my parents gave me when i graduated from college. it has no real sentimental value other than that, but i consider the necklace lucky for god knows what reason...seriously, i wear it almost daily..and uhh..yea, i'm far from lucky. i take what i can get, i guess.

12. What do you take for pain relief?
depends. usually nothing. i turn into a blubbering, comatose idiot when i take any kind of meds, so i avoid it.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
*looks around* do you see any members of the opposite sex near me? see any waiting around for me? do you see any that are actually interested in me? no? yea, i rest my case.

14. Do you own a knife?
do you have a kitchen?

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
i didn't really need diagnosis, but i got it. the little "test" they gave me for determining required only twenty of the eighty items to be labelled as "strongly agree", and i had a whopping seventy-eight items. i'm a multi-tasking, non-attenion paying fool y'all.

16. Middle name?
hmmmmm, not sure if i want to tell. eh, fuck it. julia. all stalkers are welcome :)

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1. how it'll be if this year gets worse for me. i'm really not seeing how much lower i can sink, but if it does go past this threshold i've kept it at over the past few months..not sure i can handle that.
2. that i'm going to be alone for a pretty long time...it sucks.
3. why my bathroom never seems to stay spotless and clean no matter how hard i try.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
in my life? or today? uhm....giant 57'' hdtv, a constant companion, and a cake decorating set--i'm bored, might as well get back to cooking/baking. and i haven't bought anything today, unless dog food counts.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1. water
2. diet coke
3. anything containing alcohol in copious amounts.

20. What time did you wake up today?
6:15am

21. Current worry?
everything. current-status is a revolving door of where my thoughts happen to land for that moment, but everything is in the forefront, and everything is on the table for my thoughts to choose from.

22. Current hate?
my position at said time, and knowing it ain't goin' no where. where's it goin'? nowhere.

23. Your favorite place to be?
with good people, making memories.

24. Least favorite place to be?
cleveland. which only kicks doctor's offices ass by a teenny tiny margin. i'd rather have a pap smear than have to wake up here.

25. Where would you like to go?
somewhere with snow. i'm counting down the days 'til snowboarding season. tally ho!

26. Do you own slippers?
yup! and i wear them everywhere...weird? yes...but it's fucking comfortable. besides, they're cute!

27. What shirt are you wearing?
a green tank top...coincidently the one i wore to bed.

28. Do you burn or tan?
tan. or not change color at all....fuckin shitty skinny tone!

29. Favorite color(s)?
to wear: black. to decorate: depends..but i really love burnt reddish orange hues..something really cool about them...classy, yet hip. hoo-hah.

30. Would you be a pirate?
would you be my talking parrot?

31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
thirty minutes ago

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
whatever is in my head, or whatever song emotes for me.

33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
not sure, but i always felt like something/someone was watching me. i still do.

34. What's in your pockets right now?
i got a pocket full of kryptonite...holla!

35. Last thing that made you laugh?
how stupid i am.

36. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
don't remember..but i had a huge princess-style canopy bed. god, it was horrible y'all.

37. Worst injury you've ever had?
not sure if it's one injury, but i'd say round one of e v semi trucks was pretty shitty. being taken out on the ski lift this past january has sucked seeing as i'm still gimpy.

38. What is your favorite pet?
i'm a dog person..but i have a dog and a cat. i really want a penguine though...they're so fucking cute!

39. How many TVs do you have in your house?
three....but only one is used.

40. Who is your loudest friend?
loud how? going on a scale of sheer obnoxiousness, it's got to be e.

41. Who is your most silent friend?
teresa...she be is like me when it comes to talking.

42. Does someone have a crush on you?
hahaha, who the fuck would ever have a crush on me?! puhlease!

43. Do you wish on stars?
yea, i do....obviously it doesn't work too well.

44. What is your favorite book?
don't really have a favorite..uhmmm "confederacy of dunces" by john kennedy toole is usually at the top of my lists though.

45. What is your favorite candy?
whatchamacallit or however it's spelled.

46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
no fucking idea. i'm still working on the "dupe the guy into marrying you" part..but i'm failing, miserably.

47. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"ding dong the witch is dead."

48. What were you doing at 12am last night?
drinkin'...smokin'...straight midwestin'.

49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
uch...not again.

50. Do you have a favorite charity(s)?
i'm a fantastic charity..please, feel free to donate :)