Thursday, May 11, 2006

i've waited a long time, to look into your eyes again for the first time. i know you'll coming running back to me, and i believe it'll be happily...

one ass raping final: complete!

and let me just say that i am beyond fucking happy at the extinction of constitutional law in my life...well, until the bar exam that is...but, never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, let me just say that i am beyond ecstatic that i will never have to take another fucking exam in which i have to read a three lines extracted from a case and have to decipher which fucking judge said it, in which case, and whether it was in the majority, concurring, or dissenting opinion. sounds fun huh?

even more fun is that judges, during their tenure on the court, tend to stick to a general theory of a case, depending on the issue...so basically reading a few sentences and deciding which judge said it, in what case, and in what opinion capacity is about as precise of a process as looking at only a guys fingernails and deternining, with exactitude, his penis size down to the millimeter. and aside from the fact i really don't understand what knowing which case an abstract of information came from really has to do with my understanding and knowledge of the principles of constitutional law, it's a fucking shitheaded thing for a professor to do.

and that was the fifty question multiple choice. i'll spare you the details of the bullshit essays he gives us, but giving two and a half hours to finish three hypotheticals, which each are three pages in length, with the caveat of "discuss all the constitutional issues that arise" given the fact we had about thirty-five hundred pages of text/cases to deal with is just fucking mean! mean i say!

but i'm done!! and though i think it's impressive and amazing that my professor has such an undying love and interest in constitutional law, he can suck my left tit as he fills in the "C+" grade next to my fucking name..because i know my shit..i just didn't answer the question how you wanted it answered, even though i answered it correctly, and thus i get a lower grade. gotta love mandatory bell-curve grading...it's truly a definative showing of intelligence and knowledge of the subject matter, isn't it?

regardless:
no more con law
+
extremely good news about my pappy and for the first time in a while hearing the happiness and joie de vivre back in my parent's voices=



so yea...on down, two more to go. and let me just say it's pretty fucking sad that i'm excited to take my summer school classes solely because they have nothing to do with law..but god knows my faith in learning and education neds a serious replenishing.

anyway, i haven't slept since sunday (thank you tylenol pm for that glorious night of sleep and thank you sofie for not jumping on the bed at eight in the morning, per usual)
and i'm pretty much strung-out on adderall and full thorttle energy drinks. my brain is pretty much a goulash of legal concepts that have no real application outside of bullshit educational settings, and writing sentences that don't contain legal catch phrases like "violative", "respondeat superior", and "qua partners" is really more of a task right now than it should be...

so basically ain't nothing worthwile a-coming from me by way of written text..so i figure why not take this awesome moment where for once in my life i don't have something to blabber on-and-on-and-on about in my true fashion of verbosidy....and take it back to the old skool..

aww yea motha fucka!

now, maybe it's just me..but whenever i take long exams that tend to be rather important to my academic (and subsequent professional) life, i get the most fucking annoying songs in my head..and they just appear out of nowhere. during my SAT's i had "stayin' alive" by the bee gee's playing over-and-over again during the entire three hours of the test; during the MCAT it was none other than tiffany singing "i think we're alone now" on repeat in my little head; during my LSAT it was that "thong thong thong thong thong" by sisqo...

and for a while i thought it was just pretty much a standardized test thing. the banality of standardized testing just sent my wee little mind into "must-stay-awake-and-feign-giving-a-shit" mode, and somehow that just translated into fucked up annoying songs on repeat in my head. but then i entered law school, and during my first law school exam (which was torts), i found myself sitting there thinking of whatever restatement section specified the attractive nuisance doctrine....and there it was..."turn around...every now and then i get a little bit lonely and you never come around".....FUCK! fuckin bonnie tyler blaring in my inner self while i'm trying to take my first law school exam....

and then it clicked. all those bullshit standardized tests were three or more hours. no finals i took in undergrad or in high school were that long. no ap tests were that long either...thus, the song phenomenon was secluded to standardized testing...until i entered the fucker known as law school. finals are four or more hours long....and like fucking clockwork, obnoxious songs would cue up and play for each and every single final i took that year....and last semester....

and today was no exception.

today's bastard song of utter and complete disconcert? "ice ice
baby"....

oh yes! "stop! collaborate and listen" to four and a half fuckin hours of mother' fuckin vanilla ice.

talk about fuckin' torture. on top of an excruciating exam regarding a subject that i would rather have my teeth pulled one-by-one by a wrench than study...mother fucking vanilla ice!....and during the entire test, i'm sitting there thinking:

"will it ever stop, yo! i don't know! turn off the lights and i'll glow"



holla!!

happy hnt y'all :)

31 comments:

Missy D said...

Okay I think I truly would go insane with ANY song stuck in my head for that long. How long do we have to wait before we can start leaving Ice Ice Baby on your voicemail? ;-)

lecram sinun said...

Whoa... and Whoa! Cheers and Happy HNT!

DeepItalianEyes said...

Well I was gonna comment on your blog but after reading my way to the bottom and getting to your HNT. Im left speechless.....very HOT pic. Wish I could cuddle up to you tonight....damn it.

DeepItalianEyes said...

Glad to hear that your family life is improving, and dam those songs...my song today was.....Natasha bedinfields...."Unwritten"....over and over and over, like freaking groundhog day the movie....go figure.

Anonymous said...

Dear, I have always said that you have had the greatest set of ....

teeth....

ever.

Natalia said...

Those are some perfect teeh, Elly Elle :)

And, dude, I am not a lesbian, but if I were...you'd be on my list. That nightie shot is just fucking hot.

ROTFL about the Vanilla Ice shout out... hehehe....I am guilty of having loved that when it came out. I know...I am a dork.

*huggles*

-N

KJ said...

To the Extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle...DANCE...bum rush the speaker that booms....

Thanks for putting that song in my head.

Congrats on finishing the final

Awesome smile.......

and more importantly Sexy HNT

JMai said...

I soooo do not miss law school exams! I hope you rocked Con Law!

Scumbag said...

generic hnt comment!

Everything Nice said...

Good job on red taping yet another ass wrenching final :)

good on ya. Now, can I get on ya?

da buttah said...

Missy: as long as you want me to kick your ass, you may engage in such action whenever you like :)

Trix: actually, my friend ryan owns the right titty..so i have no right to allow for it's suckage. i'm serious, i lost it in a bet..he has a napkin that says "i, elle, give property rights in perpituity to ryan regarding my right tit"....stupid drunkeness!

Lecram: happy hnt!

DeepItalianEyes: okay, that song is fun to sing..i have to admit. although i hate admitting i like her. tee hee

Wes: you want to bone my teeth. adnit it!

Keith: yellowcard? ewww..dude..c'mon!!

MJ: for today's exam it was "

Nat: oh, i loved that song when i was a kid. a white rapper, when you are living in brooklyn, is like super-glue-self-to-nuts worthy =P

Kristen: if you got that song back in my head i'll kill you! I SWEAR!

Jmai: i'm so jealous of you. i swear! least no more con law..EEEE!! *happy naked dances*

Shane: ya know? i expect more from you. really!

Murph: show me your ball hairs, and i'll think about it.

Em: do you even have to ask if you can get on me?! honestly now!

RobynB said...

I had The Humpty Dance in my head all day yesterday. Guess I know what the song of the day is today...

Great HNT and congrats on your final!

Scumbag said...

sorry. please forgive me? i mean jesus, not everyone's boobs glow in the dark! maybe you have like, super-boobs or something! i'm gonna kick my own ass later for leaving you such a lackluster comment.........

da buttah said...

RobynB: hah! the humpty dance..yea today's was "the dip"...which sickeningly kind of dictated the tempo i typed at tee hee

Murph: lil rogaine never hurt no-ballsack.

MJ! sorry..today's song was "the dip"..for some reason i forgot to type that

DZER said...

holy fucking cow.

*clears throat*

*wipes drool from lower lip*

and further pictures in this series can be sent to dzer@teleguam.net

heh

da buttah said...

Guerilla: heh, are you lime jello? 'cause then i'll so eat you.

Shane: oh yes. my boobs fight crime, didn't you know?!

Dzer: hehe, series? you think there's a series =P

Faltenin said...

Glow in the dark!!! So cool!

Scumbag said...

don't worry about the herpes elle. now i have something to remember you by forever!

Johnny Menace said...

who ever does your lighting blows.. how am i suppose to measure the cleavage distance??

da buttah said...

Faltenin: i try to be cool, i really do!

Shane: sharing, it's caring ;)

Johnny: the cleavage distance is adequate for your penis...stop questioning me.

Annabella..thank ye :)

DeepItalianEyes said...

Damn I did admit to singing that song didnt I. Oh well what can I say one of those crazy things I guess.

Missy D said...

I will accept that ass kicking because that means you'd actually have to be in the same place as me so HA! :-p

Johnny Menace said...

its adequate for about 3 lines to.

sassinak said...

. you look hot in a negligee
. i'm so glad to hear about your dad
. happy no more con law day!
. ice ice baby?

that's inhuman torture of the worst kind!

The Armando Show said...

i read your blog everyday but hardly ever leave a comment, ie i'm your biggest lurker fan.....

but that nighty, it brings out the comments in me

stay hot

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