applause, applause, no wait wait , dear studio audience i have an announcement to make: it seems the artists these days are not who you think

i swear....just when i think my life is kind of boring, and that maybe people's stupidity isn't phasing me like it used to, seeing as i've kind of been in my own little world of pre-finals preparation for the past three or so weeks....

two douchebags come through, and fill the void left by my lack of human interaction lately!

as i walked from my car to the elevators....sofie (that would be my puppy if you just having been paying attention at all) next to me on her leash...two guys, who are undergrad at CSU i think, were walking towards me...now the hall is about....i'd say 40feet, and the conversation commenced while we were at opposite ends...


guy in the green: hey, how's it going?
guy in the hat: wassup?
me: fine, thanks. you guys?
guy in green: alright alright
guy in the hat: your dog looks like a killer man!
me: hah, that's funny..she's a giant pussy.
guy in the hat: no seriously, she looks like a skunk
me: well you look like an asshole, you don't see me pointing it out, do you?
guy in the hat: she's cute though, i ain't hating. you're pretty cute too.
me: you're still an asshole. have a good one!
guy in the green: snap! dude, you just got told!
guy in the hat: whatever.

ahh! god love the retards! for without them, i'd be one bored little law student.


anyway. pop quiz bitches...what is this car:

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you can do eeet!

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and! time!

it's a lamborghini murcielago, and i just found out that kobe bryant, paid 400,000 dollars to have a lambourghini murcielago made into an automatic for his prissy bitch wife who can't drive a stick. now, if you know anything about cars, you know that this is the ONLY automatic lamborghini available in the world...and if you know anything about cars, you know that shoving an automatic engine into that glorious orgasm on four wheels completely defeats the purpose of why that spectacular autombile exists.

1. the automatic engine weighs up to 2.4 times more than a a manual engine. in the world of race cars, the lighter the car, the faster the car. thus, weighing the car down 2.4 times more than it would have naturally been weighed down severely stumps its performance. point blank: it basically turns an engineering marvel of an autombile into a fucking toyota camry...

2. you weigh the car down, everything else goes to shit. it all becomes pretty irrelevant. sad.

3. it's a lamborghini, and lamborghinis, much like high end automobiles like the bmw m5, and all porsches outside of the boxster line, fo not come in an automatic. it makes them more novel, and it makes the driver more deserving of the experience because they either know or learned how to shift--either by paddles, or a gear shifter box.

4. it's a racing car. yes, it's an actual racing car...think formula 1 here people, not good ol' country hick nascar. such cars reek of prestige, and demand a driver who is aware enough of his surroundings to be able to control the engine through shifting.

4. it's really fucking unfair! do you know how heart borken i'd be if i looked at a lamborghini murcielago's engine and saw...it was an automatic?! jesus christ, it would scar me for life! like i might actually have a reason to be seeing my shrink!

lord. it just goes to show that money does not equal brains (as if hollywood wasn't the personification of this statement), and that rich people need to be slapped around senseless for all the fucktard shit they spend their money on.