i officially feel old.
why? because today is my dogs third birthday...and i just can't believe i've had her for three years already. i mean honestly, it feels like just yesterday i brought home this:
yea. i brought home the cutest puppy in the world....why? because when you're cramming for the one test that your entire future is riding upon, you kind of flip out...and when i flip out, i wind up spending money on shit i a--don't need; and b--can't really afford....
....or i wind up getting some kind of body modification..but that i'll go into more on thursday (tee hee!)
regardless!
cue me and the dude walking into a petstore for the sole purpose of just looking, and me walking out 30 minutes later as the proud owner of a 12lb eight week old border collie puppy that i called sofie the minute i saw her.
now..for people who think that animals are just that, animals, they can go fuck themselves. animals are as dynamic and diverse as people with personalities and traits that are singular to them...and accordingly, just like with people you meet, some animals you mesh with and some you don't......and lil miss sofie and i just clicked insanely well from the minute we first met.
so to my little love muffin...happy, happy birthday! and many more!
in other news....
yea i got nothing. my brain stopped working at around 8pm yesterday night when i pretty much had a mini break down and nearly threw my laptop out my window because i happen to chose the most fuckin elusive bullshit topic to write my thesis on...
seriously.. four fuckin sources. FOUR! and only one of them is a case...and fuck being able to find the 1924 schechter article that started the whole blasphemy that is trademark dilution...
and somehow? someway?
...i need to make a thirty page paper out of this...
bullshit skills don't fail me now!
....or i wind up getting some kind of body modification..but that i'll go into more on thursday (tee hee!)
regardless!
cue me and the dude walking into a petstore for the sole purpose of just looking, and me walking out 30 minutes later as the proud owner of a 12lb eight week old border collie puppy that i called sofie the minute i saw her.
now..for people who think that animals are just that, animals, they can go fuck themselves. animals are as dynamic and diverse as people with personalities and traits that are singular to them...and accordingly, just like with people you meet, some animals you mesh with and some you don't......and lil miss sofie and i just clicked insanely well from the minute we first met.
so to my little love muffin...happy, happy birthday! and many more!
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in other news....
yea i got nothing. my brain stopped working at around 8pm yesterday night when i pretty much had a mini break down and nearly threw my laptop out my window because i happen to chose the most fuckin elusive bullshit topic to write my thesis on...
seriously.. four fuckin sources. FOUR! and only one of them is a case...and fuck being able to find the 1924 schechter article that started the whole blasphemy that is trademark dilution...
and somehow? someway?
...i need to make a thirty page paper out of this...
bullshit skills don't fail me now!
10 comments:
Good luck with the paper!
Cute dog, I see why ya picked the lil' peanut.
Awww, we had a border collie... she was the cutest thing ever when she was teensy. She was a reverse guard-dog too ...she'd let anyone in the house as long as they promised her some lovins...but as soon as people tried to leave, WHOOOOO the dog went nuts. She used to bite people on the ass for trying to leave.
Bullshit skills come in handy in law school, especially when paired with good citation skills...but girl, what the hell topic did you choose???
first: happy birthday to the pooch.
second: use the word "very" and "really" in repetitive combinations over and over again ... LOL
Matt: seriously the pictures don't do her justice. she's like a little kid...when i yell at her and go "Sofie fullalove idelchik!" she gets all scared...and she gives hugs ...uch, i love my dog too much, i know.
Jmai: sofie hates it when people leave! she gets all pissed off. and i still find it hilarious that when i walk her with someone else, she goes absolutely nuts and tries her hardest to get us walking next to each other, if for some reason we seperate. i chose trademark dilution..which is really interesting, but totally lacking in sources! damn me!!
Dude: she's gotten better at the eyes. she does the whole "love me" doe-eyed face all the fuckin time now.
D: perhaps i should just confirm and deny EVERYTHING over and over again?!
Can you perhaps just like do a lot of 'ands' and 'well''s and 'moreovers'?
When I'm stuck on an article I usually have to stick these suckers in just about everywhere. Doesn't help get the point across, but depending on usage...
It works like a charm.
Happy b-day to your dog, and happy happy homecoming to Sofie, she's definitely a cutie!
when my died, i put him in the dumpster at the liquor store. i told my ol' lady i buried it somewhere by the lake. does that make me a bad person?
Elle,
I'm with you on the animal thing. They definitly do have personalities. I've got two dogs now and I'm sort of toying with the idea of keeping a pup from Rosies litter this summer. I'll be overrun with bull terriers.
Anyway, give Sofie a little pat on the head from me, Rosie and Tiny. And wish her a happy 3rd. In dog years that's 21! Buy her a drink. Then get busy pulling words out of your ass to fill those blank sheets of paper with.
Murph---ummmm, should i be offended that you think i'm a master bullshitter?
Em: unfortunately, this is pretty much technical writing..so my flowery over adjective ridden writing, doesn't really go over to well. DAMNIT!
Guerilla: my dog has a thing for guerilla's...wanna take her for a spin, eh? ;)
Shane: um. yes, yes it does. howeer, say four hail elle's and all is forgiven
LSD: i really want another dog..but think it would be unfair to my cat to get another pooch in my lil apartment. i'll wait 'til i can afford a house..and then the shiloh shepherd shall be mine...MINE!! sofie says thanks for the love =0)
My cat and I clicked from the start too. She was the only one talking to me constantly in the pet store. here we are over a year later, and she still hasn't shut up. But she's cute!
happy birthday to your little Sofie!
You're a smart girl. Your bullshit skills will once again save the day.
I'm still in awe of your tanline pics.
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