1. how much bass does it take to make a 9 story cement building shake? lets just say my neighbors found out at 10:30 saturday morning...and lets just say i literally jumped about 8 feet out of bed at the first pulse of the mighty subwoofer...and let me just finish by saying they played their music that fucking loud 'til about 2am on sunday. fuckers.
2. fuck me for not going tanning sooner...but at least i'll have a color change while in the tropical paradise this year.
3. i've been listening to frou frou all weekend. not because they're a fantastic group, or because their melodies just pull at my heart strings, because that goes without say....but because each and every single one of their songs encapsulates the essense of every thing going right and wrong lately. it's an emotional and auditory rollercoaster that just made me smile. i haven't smiled like that in a long time.....
4. i falter between craving extreme amounts of adulation and feeling i deserve nothing more than extreme vituperation.
5. can someone please explain to me why the essence of the almighty merge is just so evasive to most human beings? i mean what is so hard about merging into traffic? you speed up to the speed of the ass clowns in the right lane, and go....not terribly difficult in theory..but holy fuck balls, people just lose it when it comes to application..and i just don't understand why. and just to clarify for the awesome awesome people who are clueless: it's a yeild sign, not a stop sign...DO NOT STOP.
6. i think i have a uti (urinary tract infection), which sucks. what sucks more is the fact i didn't get it via the number one cause of them: too much sex. gr.
7. is there anything more depressing than seeing the changes in someone, and seeing it means you're no longer anything to them and are excluded from their life? is there anything more painful than acquiescing to the demand to kindly step out that is only expressed by action, or the lack thereof? sometimes getting someone out is so much harder than deconstructing the walls we build to protect the auricles of our hearts and actually letting them in.
8. i have fallen in love with jamie cullum.....for the fourth time today.
9. i finally found something i need a guy to do for me (or an extremly tall broad) : changing my light bulbs. i'm not that short, but nine foot ceilings are a bit much for me to handle..even while balancing on two stacked chairs...like, i'm almost there..but i need another four or five inches to be able to change the light bulb and not risk the splendiferous fun of fuckin falling and breaking something (not that i would mind, per se...but, gotta see the parents in a week...and that won't go over well). so any guys (or gals) who are 6'2''' and over..please come on over to change two light bulbs in my foyer...i'll make you dinner in return for your services.
10. somewhere between growing up and finding myself, i got completely lost....and with it, i lost my joie de vivre. nish keet.
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YES! Cool, I'll come back to visit.
I needs me a chick who has the word "vituperative" in her vocabulary ... heh
you know what i find hilarious about those homie-g thug types that gotta crank up the bass so loud it rattles dishes inside an underground bomb shelter? i'll tell you.
extremely low frequencies damage organs. those retards that drive around in slammed rides blaring the bass sometimes show up to the hospital with wrecked guts. it's being caused by the bass.
darwin awards perhaps?
"...we like the cars the cars that go boom we're L'Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom"
in a way now i too like the cars that go BEWM. i know sooner or later those chumps are gonna wipe themselves out sorta like self-cleaning ovens. neat.
peasant: no shit? that's AWESOME!
elle: i think number four is pretty relevant to a lot of us. you want the adoration but you expect the bullshit. noone quite knows where it falls.
as for merging? oh yary, don't even let me start.
uti's suck horrendously dude, g'luck with it.
what's number seven about?
Rebeleyeball: awesome! come back soon!
Dzer: my vocab ain't bad for a ghetto girl, eh?
MJ: deal! hedonism II, be there for be square
Will: asking to change my bulbs, eh? you sicko! no, i actually got it when i put three chairs on top of each other, downed two vodka cran's, and prayed a bit. lightbulbs are in! thanks though, babe! also, i'm not down...so..umm why do i have to cheer up?
Factory: i know. the extreme amounts of bass screw with the rythem of an individuals heartbeat, which can cause them to a slight arythmia or something thereof. pretty nifty shit. that said, by the time they feel the effects...i hope to god i won't live here
Sass: never had a UTI before, just kidney infections..not sure i have one...could be the fact i'm not eating much again, and drinking a lot of tea/water, but i'm a peeing machine! numero 7 is just me admitting defeat to certain things in my life. pretty sure you can figure it out ;)
elle: i thought i might know what it was... :)
re the uti, peeing a lot is okay if it's related to what you're drinking. pain, strain, burning, discoloration, general discomfort is not okay.
what's a kidney infection like? i've never had one...
kidney infectioN?
uchhh it's about 12 hours of unstoppable vomiting, and the most horrendous crampish type things ever. and it's not like you know it's coming, you just wake up at 4am one day and your body is just shot to shit.
[sarcasm]it's fun! highly recommend it [/sarcasm]
I'm 6'6" and would be happy to change your lightbulbs and do any other chores reserved for the freakishly tall, but the cost of a round trip ticket to Cleveland would mean the dinner better be pretty damn good.
You really going to Hedo? Omg...
As Mr. Napoleon Dynamite might say, "Luckyyyyyyyy".
and
"Have you taken it over any sweet jumps?" :)
Will: nope, no more down than i've been since january haha. my family lives and dies by the vodka..pacts are made and broken, love declared and hate spit out upon the world...of a cute little shot of vodka. it lessens the blows, don't ya think?
Clinton: holy shit! a former president commenting on my blog! and fyi, sir, passover isn't 'til april..so your dick doesn't have to be kosher for passover until then..unless of course that's when i'm penciled in, in which case my black dress will be ready, sir.
Todd: 6'6'' huh? i might just have to import jake then, he's 6'6''..and he lives closer ;) but you're more than welcome to come, just saying me, and my cooking are probably not worth it.
Matt: yea! have you been to hedonism?! and, just for good measure "i drew a picture of you. it's probably one of my best works yet. it took me an hour to get the shading on your upper lip right."
Nope, although I hear it's awesome! We plan on hitting Hedonism within the next year or two.
I don't even need to say this, but I will anyway - HAVE FUN!!!
"You, you left the light on.
There's a chance I might have tripped, girl
You were there to hold on."
Dude, were you reading Lunar Park at any point or did I make that up? Get on it.
Vertically challenged people or those living in high ceiling appartments such as yourself should invest in one of those light-bulb-changer-sticks which are advertised on shopping channel tv (or at least were when i last had insomnia and watched the tv 24x7) - basically its a stick with a grabber at the end. Get one of those plus a battery powered MR KONG latex torpedo and you will be in feminist heaven!
Finding out my middle name and that Spicoli is one of my favorite characters of all time... impressive. Still not sure how you pulled that off. "Are you stalking me? Becuase that would be super."
People that drive by with their music that loud deserve to be locked in a room with music that loud for days. Alas, that won't happen. But at least you know they are bound to get tinnutis (I can't bother to check the spelling), which sucks ass.
Ohhhh E...don't go tanning. It's bad for you. OK...I shall say nothing more about it. Silent protest :)
I think we all fluctuate from needing positive attention to thinking we don't deserve it...in one way or another.
Merging seems to confound most people. And generally those are the people trying to merge when I am driving.
I had a UTI. Sucks ass. Get the meds.
And yes seeing someone changing away from you is heart-wrenching. But we have to let things be.
And we are all trying to find pieces of ourselves all the time.
Damn I am verbosing :)
-N
you'd look good in a wedding party thong, or perhaps a pbc tank top:
www.cafepress.com/weddingparty05
Matt: i'm just going for the sun and alcohol. oh, and the trapeez!
Clinton: no worries, i dry clean everything, and i don't plan on wearing the black dress for too long around you ;)
Hedge: will get on pleasure reading once i get over reading 6 hours a day for class. yes sir! man sir!
Arsemuncher--yea, but i can't afford one! and i'm not a feminist. i just have lived on my own too long to need a guy for anything.
Murphy: fuck off!
Trix: i ever tell you how much i heart you? :)
Nat: i don't know if i have a uti, or i'm just peeing so damn much because of all the water i've been drinking, and the lack of food i've been eating. nevertheless, should get it checked out before i go to jamaica, i know. maybe i'll get the painkiller meds again that make your pee neon orange. WEE!!
Shane: shameless plug. but i still love you :)
Wait...peeing too much? That doesn't sound like a UTI. Isn't a UTI when you can't pee at all? Because there's an infection...in the...urinary..tract?
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