and i guess since i got double teamed, i should probably do it. BUT THE TAGGING STOPS HERE!! unless of course you want something unoriginal and formulaic for "i got nothing to talk about" blog purposes...then by all means, go for it.
as always, these are in no real particular order....
1. make-up: i love the stuff. it's fantastic, it's fun, it's mood matching, it's outfit fitting, and it's face changing....and that's just fuckin awesome. like most girls, i own copious amounts of make-up, but, unlike most girls...i actually know how to do some really fuckin cool shit with it...and i want you to know i do it allllll for love! (yes..that was a shameless effort to get that color me badd song in your head..because it's STUCK in mine)
2. moisturizer: most of you know i'm fairly ocd about cleanliness....and that goes for both domestic cleanliness and personal cleanliness--not only do i vacuum every other day, i shower at least twice a day. in adjunct to that, i'm really really really REALLY obsessive about having soft skin. i have no idea why, but i always fear that my skin won't be soft to the touch..so? i moisturize like it's going out of style. after a shower-i moisturize...before bed-i moisturize, everytime i wash my hands-i moisturize. and i have different moisturizers for different times of the day/year....sick isn't it? least i'm silky smooth all the time :) (and to all you women out there, i highly recommend the oil of olay ribbon body washes..jesus christ, they're fuckin awesome!)
3. music: either i'm belting out something, or something is playing around me (and i'm coincidently singing along). anything goes, with the strong strong STRONG caveat of "no country".....music is my lifevest for every single day..without it i'm lost..and just not a person you want to be around.
4. blogging: lame? fuckin' a right it is, but it's nice. it's nice to have some kind of outlet for myself, and its even more nice to have some place i can write that isn't critiqued for legal cogency. although i'm not painfully honest, or at least not as open as i'd like to be, i love the fact i have a place where it's all about me. not in the sense that this is my narcissitic spot on the web (though that's what blogging really is), but in the sense that this page exhibits what i want, when i want, and there are no barriers or requirements to it....which is new to me, and i rather like it. i also got to "meet" all you wonderful people and peep into a little window of your lives, which i'm really greatful for. *tear* yay blogging!
5. cars/shoes: yea this is two fold. i'm in love with automobiles and shoes...and i am always looking for the latest pair of shoes for my collection, or reading up on the latest cars out there. not many women can tell you the differences between a DOHC and SOHC and the differnt types of hp congfigurations you can get from different pin alignments...and in the same breath orgasm over the latest pair of shoes she wants...but i can't help it! cars and shoes make me tingle in my happy places!
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as always....happy HNT Y'all! (i promised you tits didn't i?!) and yes, that is my beloved green velvet bra that got me the name of "velvet peaks" on murph's blog. enjoy!
65 comments:
...Two very nice reasons to say "Yay Blogging"..
Products.... blah blah blah.... lotion... moisturizer.... shampoo.... blah blah blah
Oh my.... we have a winner. Errr.... should I say two.... Happy post-humper my dear :)
thank you for the tit shots. i'm quite straight, but you are HAWT!!
can't wait to strut our D's in nyc!! woooo!
Holy effin balls!!!
heart the freckle :)
Happy HNT Gorgeous
Romey
there is way too much filth and smut on this blog!
hehe...happy HNT!! :D
*bows* thank you boys, and jenn :)
and no comment deleting!! ass bastards!
damn I coulda sworn I commented here earlier.
"nice rack" I believe was the compliment.
also ... nice indulgences ... word to the blogger ;)
Im torn between rubbing the velvet and rubbing the skin underneath it. You wear your "velvet peaks" name proudly honey...
Now if I can only figure out why the HELL Im called Sinnamon Lips...
I guess I got that goin for me.
NICE HNT BUTTAH... you rock the green velvet!
ooooooh... Rotten Apple, NICE!!!
Happy HNT!!! Nice Bra:)
Murph: not bad for a bathrobe and a bra at like 11pm last night, eh?
D: thank you, my rack winks and smiles right back at ya ;)
Emma! no idea why you're sinnamon lips..but it's a hot name, so go with it. and how awesome are AIC?!!
Trojan: thank you!
Elle, wanna play motorboat? :D
is it wrong that i understand both of those car acronyms and that i too love shoes?
Elle- I so agree. I am totally hooked by the aesthetic pleasure of hot automobiles. Teamed up with country music too. Good god there is nothing worse than some jagoff with a Camaro Mullet singing me the awesomeness of the USA & how I should be buying a Ford truck. Sorry for the blog foul, dude. I'm new enough that you can excuse it due to a lack of blog etiquette training.
And you should know where my favorite song line comes from...
"This may hurt a little but its something you'll get used to."
Well that's because you have have huge jugs......I mean you're boobs are huge! I mean (sucking sound) Mama!
I'm a huge music fan myself! Always listening or singing along, even at my desk.
Matt--is it sad that every guy i know asks me that whenever they see me?!
Will: pipe it tuffy.
Sass: naw, that just means you're fanfuckintastically awesome :)
Hubris: i always listen to that song when i'm upset...it for some reason makes me feel better. that weird?
Mpls: you lost me homeboy haha
Trix: thank ya darlin!
Sean: they are not that big!! jesus!! and back off with that "momma" bullshit...eeesh! been getting that for years and it still freaks me out!
Becky: i annoy the shit out of my neighbor because i'm always singing. my old neighbor would actually pound on the wall to tell me i was singing too sharp/flat haha
hee
i love the neighbour story.
also oregon? one of my favourite places on EARTH. portland is gorgeous and the coast. my god. the coast!
God Damnit...all for love? Fuckin A...its stuck in my head. And I feel like a fucktard for knowing the words.
When I feel down I play with new eye shadows and that sadly makes me happy.
Great Bra.
That is a kick-ass fucking rockstar pic.
And I did say in my post that you agreed that places like Sephora, Bath & Body Works and EVEN Walgreens were just addictive :)
And while I love the way some cars look, this is one of those females who cannot talk cars beyond the obvious lol hehe... there is only so much space in my brain I guess.
But yes we share the shoe fetish... and since I am now supposed to be a respectable home owner...maybe my shoe-buying days are all behind me.
Say it ain't so!!!
-N
Elle - nope, it ain't sad. You have a rockin' bod - be proud!
nice happy HNT
well shit, it seems we made the blog world list. sweet! murph sucks.
Sass: if i move there, you're more than welcome to visit :) i love oregon..even if it's a blue state..
YW: it's payback for that goddamn golden girls theme song. smooches!
Nat: "thou shalt not foresake shoe shopping"..that's like the principle rule of womanhood..DO NOT! i repeat DO NOT make the womanly gods angry by...being responsible and not spending money on shoes!
Matt: correction.i have a nice rack...the bod? not so hot haha
Jay: thank you
Shane: i figured it was time...that, and i do read your blog daily..so..you belong there darlin' :)
Mpls: things is okay...how you be is?
Murph: i got the shit that keeps 'em comin back. holla!!
omfg THAT is what i did! i stopped buying shoes and the womanly gods have forsaken me!
fuck i DID buy pink underwear doesn't THAT count???
Dunno, the rack seems to be a pretty big percentage of the bod, and the supporting case looks good in there so I'm thinking you do have a nice bod but yer not aware of that fact.
Big rack, great smile, green eyes - oh my!
Fine you win...damnit.
Both songs suck pretty hard, but honestly Id rather picture Bea, Sophia, Blanche and Rose...than the 4 skanky McUglies (especially the Kenny G Look-a-like) that are All-4-One.
Sass--iono..i swore off undies two years ago....so..i stick with shoes. but pink undies are pretty fuckin girly..so i'm thinking you're fine :)
Matt: uhhhh i have green eyes?!!
YW: their eyebrows always pissed me off....i mean..fine...guys can pluck..but to have groomed eyebrow that look like they took hours?!! FAGS!
I guess, I looked back at yer old pics and they sure looked green to me.
You're deflecting again! Avoid recognizing compliments much? :P
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3268/1244/1600/eyes.jpg
There. Green.
Either that or I was distracted by your rack. :P
Happy HNT!
I found your blog through pure chance, and I'm glad I did, 'cause your blog is really entertaining to read.
I just thought I'd let you know there's someone else reading this, rather than being somewhat of a creepy stalker...
Wow! I think the nice rack comments are already taken. How about nice ta ta's?
I posted a similar pic today. I was in my bathrobe sans bra.
Matt--they're hazel darlin :) and yes, i have issues with compliments...in other news....HI!
Persian Guy: Happy HNT!!
Jill: Welcome, and thank you for commenting :) Hope to see you around again!
Jenn: than you for the tata compliment!
can I touch your titties?
of course mike....all you had to do was ask
AND OH MY GOD!! you're commenting on my blog!!!
i feel so honored!
elle: i only wear undies in a) my friends beds OR under skirts. but i wanted a girly pair that fit.
they're still american apparel and not particularly girly. no lace or anything.
but hot pink!
wow! i caught the comments on my "before bed" blog run!
hot pink is girly. fuck frill..the essence of insane amounts of femininity are there! you are saved!!
i wear undies when it's like..you know....required by mother nature....or if i'm with my parents because, it just feels wrong to be around them sans-panties...otherwise, eh! not like my cocoh is gonna fall out..and girls asses hang out even with the underwear..so no one is for the wiser!
elle: phew! i was hoping that and mascara bought in the last month would be enough!
amazing how getting fitter makes me all girly again. it's cause my body feels hot.
i wear no panties with my parents too unless i'm wearing a skirt (or dry clean only pants!)
much better profile pic. the sad lookin' one depressed me everytime i came here.
thank you Shane....the finger is back....and so is me showing off my giant nose :)
Sass: that reminds me, i need to hunt down my fav mascara in the ohio area. no one sells it here!
Sass - let's see some more, then!!!
Elle - Hi back. ;)
twice a day? Really? Wow, I shower twice a week maybe. I guess that the world needs it's extremes for balance. I also prefer my skin to be as rough as possible. I love that my caluses just don't stop.
Also, nice tits. Very nice.
HI MATT!!! *jumps in matt's arms and gives him a huge hug*
LSD: thank you for the tit comment. always makes me smile that the two giantest blobs of fat on my body still make men go "ooooo!".
elle: yeah that always cracks me up too.
if you can't find your fave stuff let me know and i'll get it here and mail it maybe? assuming i can find it?
matt: more what? you want to see my pink undies or something?
Sass - more skin. :) Whatever you're comfy with, so far I'll I've seen are the biceps!
Pink undies are nice...
"I'll I've seen?" Ok, time for me to go home and put the phone in the fridge already...
lol @ creamers
matt: look at my hallowe'en post
think pvc catsuit
Ummmm...OK!!!
Ok, HAWT!
And, sheesh, I have a lot of reading to do.
matt: you do?
heh it was a good costume... and glad i wore it since it will be too big this year.
Ok, that calls for an update. Let's see a double bicep flex shot from the back. Full on bodybuilder style.
dude the bicep pics are from LAST month. not much change honest.
boobies are down to a C again though
*dance of joy*
the bra i'm wearing is a C..but i'm a DD :(
they fit my frame though..so i guess it works.
and they got me an assload of money tonight :)
Matt..the pvc catsuit..HOT. find it man. FIND IT!!
Found it, and it's definitely HOT. :)
I still want the bodybuilder shot, tho. Let's see some rippitude, girly...girl. :P
PS - re #5 / cars & shoes
Love my car! It has the same motor as the Audi A6 mid level sedan (2.8 liter v6 / 4 valves per cylinder). 200hp, 200fp of torque. Mmm, torque.
Yet it gets over 30mpg on the highway. Doesn't hurt to have a 6 speed manual.
It's smaller than an Audi A4 by a little bit. Many an embarassed BMW 330 driver have sucked my exhaust. SUV drivers don't have a chance unless they're pulling more than 350hp, and even then they're going to be outstripped on an uphill grade.
What is it?
It's a VW Jetta, of all things. Total sleeper, my little heated leather seat half priced Audi.
Shoes...meh. ;)
I found you through Trix's blog. Nice "velvet peaks", and I like that you're a "blunt cunt of a woman."
Matt---a jetta?! a flying vagina on wheels? (heh no, but i do actually call the subaru tribeca that)...never was a fan of either audi or vw..it's just a personal thing. i know they're good cars (even though vw is on the low end for the jd listing of reliability), i just could never get to into them. although, the s4 wagon is fuckin sweet..i admit that. i'll stick to my bmw 330xi though :)
YourNameHere: Welcome. thank you, the bra fuckin rocks no? and at least someone likes the fact i am a blunt cunt of a women. thanks for stopping by :)
i swear i left a comment here.
weird. matt i'll consider a back shot
okay i feel like i'm pimping myself on elle's blog. i'm not actually sure how this started.
pimp away my dear. PIMP AWAY! if it makes you feel better, i'll pimp yo' fine ass out. rawr.
tee hee
Don't laugh, it's paid for! :) heh
I've always been a VW fan. I like BMWs just fine, they look AWESOME in my rear view mirror. :P
Of course the S4 wagon is sweet, a car that small with a V8 in it can be nothing but fun. I like the S4 sedan better. And the RS6...mmm.
Just got back in from my weekend. PVC was just slutty enough to ... sorry gotta run, PVC pic and creamers pic just finished printing out... gotta run to the bathroom with them...back in 15 seconds.
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