today has all around sucked. not because of anything specifically..but simply because my funk ain't lifting, and i just don't like being "meh", all the time. it's grating on the ol' nerves...and it's like this huge cloud over everything i do.
that said, i'm supposedly funny in this here blog...and today...i got nothing..although it was hilarious watching a guy try and paralell park in a spot that a jumbo jet could land in, and, yet? he couldn't manage to do it without having his back tires hit the curb..so he gave up.
pathetic.
anyway....i promised tat shots...and thanks to some late voting by the awesome ms. sass...the tribal tat won! but i figure i'd be fair and show the butterfly too. happy hnt y'all!
(and for some reason, the camera flash white washed the shit out of me...even when i tried with the lights out and the flash half on....what the shit?!)
this would be the first tat i ever got. it also happens to be my favorite. there's no awesome story behind it, other than the fact for someones 18th birthday, in the dorms, we all somehow ended up at the peircing/tat shop. i wanted the lil fold under my tongue done.but...mines too small..so..in awesome e fashion..i walked next door, and four hours later..i had my first tat.
viola, the butterfly. ass you can tell it's a bit crooked. why? because aside from having an incision right at the bottom of it, when they sewed my ass back up...that's how it wound up. gotta love surgeons..so precise eh? either way, somewhat funny story behind this tat. it was finals, i was stressed..the dude and i were left home alone unsupervised (something that always led us to newport for tat time)...and as i voiced my desire to dye my hair....she said "naw dude, that's too permanenent" ...to which i agreed, and then said "wanna get a tat?"...and she said "yea, okay why not, lets go!". gotta love the logic. also have to love the line my pants left from me sitting in them. wooo! i'm a fatty! oh, and i'm in my pj's..which would be a men's dress shirt..hence the button down shit going on.
happy hnt y'all!
happy hnt y'all!
35 comments:
are you SERIOUSLY calling yourself fat?
you're nuts.
that tummy is flatter than mine and i'm a pilates instructor.
yeesh
oh yeah, the tribal tat is gorgeous. the other one is cute and all but that tribal one is *nice*
Meeeeemooooorrrriiiiieeeeeeessssss....all alooooone in the moooonliiiiiiight....
-The Dude
That's a flat tummy. I like the tribal target. I mean tattoo.
love you tats, and your logic..lol
and i see no fat! meh indeed!
Happy HNT!
if i didn't know better i'd think the ink on your back was my sister-in-law! hot stuff... hhnt
You are one fine lady. I love your tats.
super nice tummy
and excellent tats
happy HNT!
Awwwww.... loving the tats, darling. And the places where they are... woohoo and all.
I am familiar with being all "meh" as I have been "meh" in waves this week. Not really a funk... just waves of it. But I am also cramping like a fucking queen, so that might had a tad to do really.
Oh well...it will lift for both of us... it can't "meh" all the time.
Oh that was a bad attempt at a joke with The Crow music...ah... my senses have abandoned me.
-N
tattoos on the lower back are always to hot.
HAPPY HNT!!!
Sass: i am calling myself fat! i'm a chunk! even though god blessed me with a relatively flat stomach..but i expand outward from right to left..not back to front ;) and thank you! i rather like my tribal...mostly because it's so simple...
Dude: word.
Matt: glad you like my target..feel free to use it to better your aim ;)
Guerilla...lederhosen it up biatch! so after all we've been through, i'm still not close enough to see your tats? *sniffle*
Sunny Delight: the logic of college students should be studied, i think. i mean c'mon...we'll binge drink,sign up for credit cards with insane interest rates...yet at the same time, boycott the most random shit. 'tis odd! Happy HNT
Randi: thank you! happy HNT!
YourNameHere: and i? i love your stewy picture!
Stephanie: thank you!! happy hnt to you too!
Nat: ahhhhh, cramps. see! there's a reason to your meh-ness. i have none. i just am in a rather lackluster state of mood..have been all week. it's kid of bugging me. and no, it can't meh all the time ;)
Wembly: as matt said..it's a good target! happy hnt!
MJ: maybe it is the winter thing. but it was sunny yesterday! and a high of 58 today. yarg. it'll pass, it always does. right? happy hnt darlin!
very nice ink sexy
Okay, can we talk about why you shouldn't call yourself fat?
I love the tats... but I agree with Murphy on the depantsing... can you pull em down just about oh say... 3 feet?
tee hee... I love looking at you on Thursdays *sigh*
Chocolate?
"but I threw you the obvious just to see what I could behind the eyes of a fallen angel. Oh well. Apparently nothing."
good luck with the funk, hon. And hot DAMN on the tats!
TYVM
Nice!
Are there numbers on the front tat, so you BF can color it in?
yeah, what everybody else said.
Somehow I always knew you had a tat in the stripper tatoo area.
you are NOT.A.CHUNK!!!!
anyway, part of the meh has to do with moon phases dude :)
Jay: thank you very much, love the fishnets!
Murph: what the shit do you have against my teeth?! they're white, they're pretty..GET OVER IT!
Em: you don't want me to pull them down 3 feet..no dates/no sex=slacking on the ol' leg shaving
Hubris: i love your musical taste ;) thanks. hopefully a night of cooking and wine will cure the funk.
Faltenin: it is a color by number tat, how did you know?!!
Shane: i have higher expectations for your comments. you are the trend setter...you fuckin douchebag! stop following
Jabberstud: where else is there for a chick to get tat's that isn't obnoxious? damn strippers! taking all the good locations
Will: shut it. you've seen enough.
Sass: moon phase? isn't it a full moon?! (it's been cloudy, no idea what the moon even looks like lately)
nah it's next week sometime... like the 21st...
i can't remember... anyway just pay attention and see ifyour moods synch up
full moon was last weekend. I remember, I had to do laundry on Monday to get the hair out of my clothes
Trix: awwww i heart you too :)
Sass: hmmmmm, i usually cycle with the moon...(it makes for a great time of the month mood wise)...but it's february, everything gets fucked up this month. GRR damn 28 days
Mike: that would make sense :) full moon wise, i mean. for the uhhh above mentioned cycle reasons. tee hee!
I love a good tatt ... and yours are lovely, and in lovley locations, and on a lovely woman ... delish!
oooh someone is gon-na be pissed
Nobody else pick it? A Perfect Circle. Dude!
awww Dzer *blushes*
WILL! YOU ARE GOING DOWN MOTHA FUCKA! E's goin on Safariiiiiii...and you are my big game, asshole!
Mike: wanna help me hunt him down?
Good on you Hedge!
For some reason after watching that video I had this urge to go bowling.
Actually since I may be stuck in town this weekend, I might do just that.
A butterfly and a "tribal" design on your lower back, huh?
Very original!
Next time, you should really break the mold and try something crazy! Here are some off the wall ideas: A fairy? A rose? A celtic symbol? Asian writing? Think of the possibilities!
wino: bet you think you're original walking onto someone's blog and dissing them. wow. way to impress. i'm sure running off to read your lameass blog now.
oh wait. no i'm not.
if you don't like our elle then how about you just take your stinky ass elsewhere. perhaps where there are other stinky asses to be found
k?
k
You tat people are braver than I... seems too painful and I'm a big old wimp when it comes to pain. But they can be so pretty. I like the butterfly; it's not one of those gay little butterflies. The tribal is awesome.
Hope you slip out of that funk soon!
Love the tats! Who doesn't? I think it should be a law that we all have to have a shot of our tatts in our profile.
Elle... love the tatts!!!
I really should get my new one!
XXOO,
JTL
LMAO- slacking on the leg shaving!!!
Okay, I'm guilty of that also in the last week so either A) no worries
or
b) we can rub ours together and cause friction!
Buttah thank you so much for your kind words sweetie... If you were just a little bit closer I would totally take you up on that offer :)
You're awesome lady, and SO not fat!!
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