keep this perfunctory....
is it me? or does the soda that comes from the machine thingy at subway....always seemingly flat?
is it me? or do people just not appreciate the people around them enough to put their bastard turn signal on when making any turn, let alone a left turn, that would warrant a vehicle behind them not wanting to be behind them at a stoplight?
is it me? or is it the stupidest thing in the world for someone to leave their purse in their car, while the car is unattended?! even if it's in a garage? (she left her checkbook on the passenger seat to boot, outside the purse.....dumbass)
is it me? or if perchance you have a dog that does not like other dogs and wants nothing more than to rip them to shreds, that the logical thing would be to keep him on a leash rather then let him roam free while you take him out? (and then yell at the dog from a good 20 feet away while that dog attemps to maul my dog, and then when you finally get the balls to grab your own dog, simply say "sorry" to me and walk off?)
lastly........i was told by my booty buddy that i am too nice to date...
......yes....that's right..... ME!.........TOO! ........NICE!
disucss that one amongst yourselves.....
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Maybe that means...you are the coolest girl I've been with in a while and I would totally dig dating you, but I like the arrangement as-is so I want to be sure to let you know that I've relegated you to the notgonnahappen pile.
Boys are dumb like that. It's possible...
okay
that shit is totally fucked up
but i've come to the conclusion that it always is.
thanks fer fixin' the button.
as fer the....dude, what was yer post about?
That is your Booty Buddy's way of saying he just wants to be your Booty Buddy and nothing else.
perfunctory? could you quit usin' them fancy college words so i can understand what yer talkin' about?
perfunctory--showing little itnerest or care. sorry shane! but i fixed the link!!
brian:no, that's his way of saying "I have no interest in you what-so-ever"
will: what did i spell wrong?
Jmai: no, seriously..that's his way of saying i find you repuslive because you aren't a cold hearted bitch like i like 'em (and he does!)
AMEN SASS!! AMEN!!
and i forgot to add Jmai...he thought i was going to be a fairly big bitch based on the fact i'm from new york, and i ripped him a new asshole when he hit on me at the bar
Yeah whats up with the soda machines... I thought it was just my dumb luck that I always got the flat one... I remember once I was soooo wayyy thirsty, stuck my quarter in... and got a Coke that had a Superbowl 35 promotion...
Ummm, it was last year... superbowl 39... so, I uhh...
well I drank it.
You are too nice to date... and it's unfortunate because I've been meaning to ask you out for quite awhile.
I hope you're feeling better today honey... hows the throat?
murph.....can i practice on you?
EM! throats okay. figured out why i'm a human scratching post too..so....uhhh, i'm doin' better?
Dude: i have no idea. men are into emotional thrashings for some reason
Interesting post. BTW, I love your colors!
Trix: we do have leash laws here in cleveland...however, i live downtown...so...the cops don't really give a fuck about anything unless it involves a car, a gun, or death.
i'm debating if i should complain about him having the dog off leash to the leasing office...i'm not one to bitch and moan, and i don't have my dog on a leash all the time to begin with (granted, my dogs a giant pussy and loves everyone)
Shyrocket: uhh you caught me in a weird "i'm so fuckin busy" time in my blog. sorry it sucks! thanks for the color luvvv though!
No, it's not you, Elle, darling... it's everyone else... people are stupid and selfish and did I mention stupid? When people drive they seem to think no one else is trying to get anywhere and their needs are far more important than anyone else's.
And as far as the booty buddy...he is the one with the issue, not you. If he is into cold women, he might have issues with intimacy or issues with self-respect or maybe he doesn't think he deserves someone who will love him and treat him well. Or maybe... juat maybe, he is a massochist :)
Of course that is cheap psychology on my part. Who knows what pathology, if any, he has.
What I do know is that I'd make sure I don't grow feelings for someone who has that type of viewpoint about women he'd like to date. It spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
*g*
-N
Nat: that's the thing!! he doesn't find me...like..appealing anymore because i'm nice....and i wasn't even that nice, i just made him dinner..which i fully explicated was because *i* had the urge to cook, and that *i* can't really eat it because of my diet..so if *he* wants some..come over. honestly? i find it hilarious. i seriously thinks he thinks that i wanted a relationship with him...and that dinner was the tell-tale sign of that. ahhhh, gotta love the male ego!
Murph..gimme the balls!
Erm...then maybe it is a good thing I don't cook much. But I never thought that because someone cooked for me they wanted to be my significant other. Sometimes people just need to eat. DAMN!
-N
yeah what nat said. sharing food is nice whether you're dating or not.
He's an idiot...he could have continued the booty calling with just a few of the right words..lol...
so never make anyone dinner?!
GOT IT!
Will! you still go there?! fuckin traitor!
Elle, darling, you can make me dinner without ever worrying that I am gonna take it the wrong way :)
-N
what i if i want you to take it the wrong way? ;)
whatever will ;P
Hehehe :) You so bad...you so bad!!!!
-N
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