a little background...yes?
this guy has annoyed the shit out of me since about...iono....two years ago. always calling me a cold hearted bitch, and then sugar coating it with a "we should go out sometime" after all was said and done. so....eventually, i just kind of say "yea, why not..lets go out"..mostly because i figure it would be amusing as shit to out with an egotistical fuckwad..
so fine. we went out. the douchebag, without ever really meeting me before, got me a stuffed animal..and was kind of dismayed that i didn't say more than just a "aw, thanks". start to a great night! we went to dinner, he ordered for me...without asking me what i wanted.......funtastic. conversation consisted of him telling me about his invigorating job (he sells vac's), and him saying i was really closed off and cold hearted and didn't talk much...which was mostly because he never asked me a thing about myself
word of advice men,...don't hate on the chick you are out with, especially if you plan on taking his next course of action...k? k!
so after dinner, we walk back to the car..he leans in for the kiss....and i totally move and he almost falls over. awesome move on my part. then, without asking, he takes me back to his place.....which happens to be the basement of his parents house (which kind of shocked me, seeing as he claims to make over 100k a year..yet still lives at home with mummy and daddy? )....he pops in a movie, and then proceeds to try and "get with me"...to which i flat out said "fuck off crotch stain, you aren't getting any..."
and what does he do?!
he gets up, grabs his keys..and states "i think this night is done then"....and takes me back to my place.
what a winner!
he then proceeds to call me twice..and i never return his call.....
that was in august........it is now december... and he's back! and once agian, i'm not above posting his actual aim screen name..so feel free to drop him a line and join in on the asshole fun!
ta dow:
kmidas143: hi there stranger
fula blahnik luv: yo
kmidas143: how are you?
kmidas143: what is new?
fula blahnik luv: good, and nothing
fula blahnik luv: you?
kmidas143: how is school?
fula blahnik luv: it's good i guess. it's finals time..so...that's about it
kmidas143: you are talkative!
kmidas143: well take care, since you clearly don't want to talk
kmidas143: sorry for trying to be nice
kmidas143: bye
fula blahnik luv: ohh shove your goddamn holier than thou attitude up your goddamn ass
kmidas143: wow...that is what i was waiting for
kmidas143: now that is the true you
fula blahnik luv: you don't know me..so don't act like you do.
kmidas143: you have some serious issues
kmidas143: there is a reason i don't know you
kmidas143: you don't communicate well
fula blahnik luv: and you do?
kmidas143: i asked you questions
kmidas143: 1 word answers are no help
fula blahnik luv: your questions required no more than that....so there you go
kmidas143: wow...you have issues
kmidas143: get over yourself
kmidas143: good luck to you, i am no longer going to try and be nice and say hi
kmidas143: you are rude
fula blahnik luv: fun shit
kmidas143: hey, i don't see you writing me
kmidas143: because you are so full of yourself
kmidas143: and i don't know why
kmidas143: you aren't cute...but you sure think you are
fula blahnik luv: no, it's because i really don't like you that much as a person, and really don't enjoy conversing with you at all
fula blahnik luv: and i never said i was cute..so blow me
kmidas143: no thanks on the blowing you part...
kmidas143: i think i would vomit
fula blahnik luv: yea, you'd get jealous of my dick size too
kmidas143: i would have to search for hours underneath the layers of rolls you have
kmidas143: fuck off....
kmidas143: you have a lot of learning to do
fula blahnik luv: you know what's funny? is you actuallly do think you are gods gift to women and you actually do think that you are some kind of catch...
kmidas143: when someone tries to be nice...be considerate and thankful, rather then a cold bitch
fula blahnik luv: you aren't either. perhaps you should learn a little something
kmidas143: right...
fula blahnik luv: and you saying hi on the internet isn't some overt gesture...
kmidas143: good luck, you will need it cause right now i am sure you are a lonely woman
fula blahnik luv: you're boring. take your supposed consideration and go bug someone else
fula blahnik luv: right, i'm a lonely woman. how would you know if i was?
kmidas143: cause you have a lot of hatred in the way you talk to people
fula blahnik luv: you are not people. you are you.
kmidas143: yes, that is true
fula blahnik luv: and if i'm such an inconsiderate bitch, why you are still talking to me?
fula blahnik luv: if you don't like me, why bother talking to me?
kmidas143: i try to be nice...because clearly you need a friend
kmidas143: again i tried to be nice...which is something you are clearly not used to
kmidas143: but hey...i am the 1 full of myself
fula blahnik luv: clearly. use clearly again, it's amusing when you repeat yourself
kmidas143: you should try being nice to someone 1 day, you might make a friend out of it
fula blahnik luv: i must be so lonely....me and my friends and the guys i'm seeing.....
kmidas143: the guys must be desperate if they are with you
fula blahnik luv: no, they must not take himself so seriously that they can take sarcasm as a joke and not a personal attack on their frail male ego
kmidas143: or do they not care about your appearance and your bad attitude
kmidas143: ?
kmidas143: ha
fula blahnik luv: or perhaps my attitude is fine...and you are the one who is a douche bag
kmidas143: you are right...i am the 1 with an ego, since i wrote you to be nice...you are very ignorant
fula blahnik luv: now, if you don't mind. i have better things to do than argue about generalizations about me from someone who has no fucking clue who i am to begin with.
kmidas143: yes, i am the douche bag too
fula blahnik luv: glad we agree
fula blahnik luv: bye!
kmidas143: fat ass
fula blahnik luv: yea, i'm huge.
kmidas143: yes, you are!
fula blahnik luv: so why talk to me?
kmidas143: maybe that is why you have a bad attitude
kmidas143: cause i was trying to be nice...but you couldn't be nice in return, you had a chip on your shoulder
kmidas143: and i won't put up with your attitude, so i called you out on it
fula blahnik luv: so stop being nice to me..and let me get on with my day. please. this is way too funny, but i have to study
kmidas143: you blamed me for being the ass, but re-read the conversation, i wrote you to be nice, but you were a cold bitch, but you made me out to be the ass, when i was the 1 that wrote you to be nice
kmidas143: you are so fucked up in the head
kmidas143: you should talk to a shrink about it...oh wait, i am sure you do already
kmidas143: best of luck, you will need it
kmidas143: bye
fula blahnik luv: you're a genuine sweetheart. oh jeremy. you are so nice and it's so big of you to talk to my fat ass and give me a chance to return the niceness. i'm sorry i'm such a giant cold hearted bitch who has a bad attitude.
fula blahnik luv: happy now?
kmidas143: please don't write me back, you are a true bitch, you need to get help, i am sorry you are a lonely cold hearted bitch, but seriously, you shouldn't take it out on the people that try to be nice to you, i was not trying to be nice out of pity, like most people that talk to you, so get over it
kmidas143: bye
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24 comments:
If the name wasn't Jeremy I would think I had dated this guy! Some guys just don't get it at all.
Screw him and find someone who likes you for you.
What a fucking moron... I would like to kick his ass as well... Actually, he's not even worth my ass kicking... and could he repeat himself anymore? I think he's the lonely fuck...
I think we should place 'kmidas143' in a jar and study him...
Or... contact a mobster friend and have him taken care of... You know, cement shoes...
Either one will do.
How old is this dude?
I think I heard a similar conversation between my 8 year old daughter and the neighbor boy last week.
Sheesh...what a wierdo
that guy said some mean things and now i want to cry.
i'd like to have sexual intercourse with your gorgeous ass.
That was quite the long conversation. I wouldn't have even bothered replying after half of it.
I don't know what's more amazing, that you wasted time to actually go out with a guy you don't really like or you wasted that much time IM'ing back and forth with a guy you've already rejected.
...easily the most entertaining thing I've read in weeks.
I'm also surprised the conversation lasted that long LOL
buttah ... you rock me
seems pretty obvious he's the one who is lonely, and I too am surprised that you let the attempted character assasination last that long.....most people with inferiority complexes do present just like he did by ridiculing others and posessing an inflated ego to try to mask and counter their inner conflict.....let me offer an apology for his poor representation of the male species....I think you rock!
it was a moment of "holy shit i have tax law..oh my god..oh my god...OOOOOOOOOO tetris!" weakeness....
you know what i mean?
besides, i was laughing my ass off so hard at him i was crying, and lord knows my lungs needed that :)
it's amusing to think that people, in general, like that exist. to think the world of yourself...so much so that you don't even care that you're making an utter fool of yourself. god! i love people sometimes!
I am glad you posted his stuff...there should be a place where people go to check whether the person you are talking to has burned someone else...of course then anyone could post anyone else's name even if they had done nothing wrong...hmmm...but there should be a way to check. Wankers must be outed. Well done Elle.
-N
tax and con law: praying PRAYING..i mean FUCKING PRAYING for that goddamn "C".....
hoy. that first essay was unfair.....we never even talked about separation of powers..and the whole legislative act wasn't enacted yet it was just proposed..and....fuck me.
fuck me..fuck me..fuck me
i need a drink...
power of separating my hand from the bottle..
good luck to you
you have Princess Leia spunk, and that was clearly NOT Han Solo
elle: re your last post... funny shit, i'm into a guy who's 5'4 ... get with a short guy, you might like it :) [course i'm pretty sure he thinks i'm too tall for him... but i've dated less tall before...]
as for this guy... damm way to keep him digging the hole for as long as possible!
*still giggling*
do you ever reread a comment and realise you're insane and that it made no sense?
ah well :)
That was great Elle! Good for you for putting him in his place! What is wrong with guys today? A stuffed animal? Ordering for you? Manners and class all the way! ;)
Wishing you all the best on your finals!! Ox...t
it's okay if you order for me AFTER determining what i WANT!
dude...i posted something like that a few days ago!! idiots
Times like these make me glad to have the old ball and chain.
Sorry that you have to deal with douche bags like this.
I remember your first post about him... Geez... He never changed!! Sorry you had to waste your time talking to him!!
Hope finals are going well for you!
XXOO,
JTL
Hillarious!!!!! He's SUCH a moron!
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