and reminding me just how much i miss sleeping........bastards!


o-well.....another can of red-bull...and back to the rest of my post: i really hate the holidays.
it has nothing to do with the fact i'm jewish, i swear....we jews do gifts and all that shit too.... i just hate having the requirement of spending shitloads of money shoved down my throat everywhere i turn from halloween until december 25th...
i mean what happened? was it always like this? or did i just never notice?
i mean, i shit you not, i went to go buy some last minute halloween outfit stuff.....okay...black nail polish...whatever!....and the rite-aid i stopped at had already gotten rid of all their halloween shit except for a quarter of an aisle, and was unpacking all the christmas shit.
this was BEFORE halloween.
a week before halloween!
what the fuck?!!!
the holiday spirit is just peachy, but i think something gets lost in the translation. somehow a holiday season about love, family, friendship, giving and caring....turned into an economic dream come true.
now it's "honey i got you diamond earings" instead of "i made you cookies!"......i mean they have upside down christmas tree's so you can shove more gifts underneath the fucking tree for christ's sake! look:
ahhh yes. nothing spreads the warm fuzzy's like a christmas tree designed for your credit card company's pleasure.and don't get me wrong......i have absolutely nothing against capitalism...i'm a huge proponent of spending the mighty dollar....i even have a penchant for gift giving (even though i suck at gift wrapping..cause that we jews just don't do...)
i just don't need people to shroud my spending with the warmth and bullshit of " 'tis the season to be jolly"...
alright! back to my rental agreement i go. 15 more pages to go. WOOT!
19 comments:
uh, yeah. i guess you don't wanna hear about how shs & i went to a mexican restaurant and they were playing bing crosby christmas carols. whitest mexican restaurant ever! and yes, i took the reigns w/ the middle finger profile pic since you obviously hate sign language, and if you hate sign language, you also hate deaf people. real fucking nice elle!!!!
That upside down tree looks like the Jolly Green Giant's girlfriend's crotch.
christmas stuff was up early here too ... but then again ... I'm an early Christmas guy ... most of my cards are done and will be mailed tomorrow ... heh
i hate deaf people? goddamnit Shane! you were supposed to keep that quiet!! you are of the fuckin circle of trust now biatch!
Dominator: when you're right, you're fucking right
D-dear god, are you serious? aside from me not doing anything for anyone for the holiday's (outside of baking cookies for people within eating range)..i didn't even go winter clothes shopping until last friday (and yes, i moved here from cali over a year go..and already spent one winter here....talk about procrastinating eh?)....good thing to...it's snowing!! YAY!
buttah, your kids are way cute!
That upside down Christmas tree is whacked! I'd love to go back to a time where cookies were enough. Now I'm feeling maudlin. :(
circle of trust? is that like the black panthers?
don't feel maudlin Jenn....the december warm fuzzy's have been deconstructed into a materialistic spectacle.....just smile and enjoy the sales :)
shane: no..the circle of where i tell you i hate deaf people man (which i don't)
murphy.....i showed up for fucked up finger-in-ER-shots and all i got was our whack post from yesterday bitching, moaning, and promising....
i'm still debating my participation in the HNT shwang....don't make me not do it to spite you and your fucked up expectations.
kisses!
i commented last night
i was third
wtf
ah well, i'm with you, i wish christmas stuff started in mid december like it used to. i still think cookies are enough though :)
whatever elle. you're not fooling me. i also have inside information that you hate blind people.
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you see what you did elle!?! your hatred upset poor helen keller! and since she doesn't have a braille keyboard, all she could do was hit random buttons and scream nonsensically in some random direction.
it's what keeps you coming back Murph...
Shane: drama causing much?!!
We should just combine Christmas/Halloween/Thanksgiving/Chanukkah/New Year's Day/Festivus into a single holiday. We can celebrate the birth of Christ, the birth of Satan, the Pilgrim/Indian make-out session, the menorah oil miracle, the birth of a new year, and that weird Seinfeld holiday all at once. We can call it Christmaweenthanksukkahnewyearivus.
Excellent.
My wife and I were at the mall last week, which I believe was the 2nd week of November, and Santa Claus was already there taking pictures with the little kiddies. Christmas isn't quite the same as when I was a kid. Fuck, I am starting to sound like my parents. The next thing you know I will be telling you how walked uphill 12 miles to and from school.
Timmy...jovial idea...but why not just fuck the whole holiday idea and just get straight to new years...bring on the binge drinking.
Mrshife: it's true though. things are totally different today, in general, then when i was a kid...and i'm not even old!
Dude, Im with Timmy on this one...
Merry Christmaweenthanksukkahnewyearivus.
Now, let's dress up in scary costumes, unwrap our turkeys and bake each other cookies.
Honestly, what I hate the most is when people ASK YOU for a christmas list... wtf? I don't want to tell you what to get me...
if you feel you need to give, you pick what you think i deserve.
last year i tried that approach though, and got a lump of coal.
i think it was a joke...
i think.
was a bad joke on my part Em. sorry ;)
Don't even ask what the dog would do to the Xmas tree!
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