so......i log onto espn.com to check some baseball (go yankee's!!) and hockey (go redwings!!) scores....and what do i see smack dab right on the front page? andy pettite of the astro's lookin like a fuckin retard. seriously! LOOK AT HIM!! he reeks of "i want to bite my left ear so bad..NO! must resist" with a dash of "noooooooooo, stoppppppppppppp" up in there. this....well, this is somehwat and somehow gratifying to me--poor law student--because, hey...you may make millions of fucking dollars a year to throw a tiny little ball, but you look like absolutely down syndrom doing it.ps: if you didnt' get the stewie from mad tv vibe from the "noooo, stooooppp", or you have no idea what i'm talking about when i say stewie from madtv....may god have mercy on your soul.
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sooo, after two glorious...and i mean GLORIOUS...weeks of not working out, i returned to the gym this week to re-commence my 5 mile runs and weight training. fantastic. while i'm apparently doing my body good...my lower back seems to think i'm delcaring war on it......YES! that's right...while i'm working my way to a happier and lighter lifestyle....my back is fuckin-out on me, and now i walk like a fuckin 80 year old and creek and "oyyyy" when i bend over.....HOY!
OH!..and to the guys who play bobble head to my bouncing boobs....uhhh, seriously boys...be a wee bit more covert.....i notice.
25 comments:
Too bad they can't buy Cups anymore, whooooooo!!!!
And yeah, Pettitte has never looked right. He's always had a "special quality" about him. I think it started by being a Yankee
the key is to keeping the head and eyes still when perving on bouncing bodalicous boobs. bobbing along is an amateur move.
oh ... and my advice, since I've had lower back issues for years ... is see a chiro and then a masseuse ... if I could afford to do that daily, or even weekly, I SOOOO would.
Hmm ironic. Last night at the bar somehow the conversation got onto guys pulling that stupid move. Trey mentioned the guy at Paninis staring non-stop. Then I said about the jerk at McCarthys who thought you should be oooh so happy he stared at your boobs. Ugh smack 'em all upside the head!
I have never liked the slow-motion pictures taken of pitchers! It's freakishly wierd!
Your back will be ok after you work up the muscle tone in it. Believe me... I have a bad back as well and it doesn't hurt nearly as bad...
holy shit..i'm not even there and my boobs are a topic of conversation?
lord!!
LOL! This is hilarious! Now I think I'll try to be a little less obvious when I'm in the gym!!! Great Post!
go leafs go. :)
also, it's not that we mind our boobs getting looked at, it's why we wear tight shirts after all. that said, please god have some subtlety and while you're at it why don't you see if you like what colour my eyes are?
also boucning bobble head? EXTRA lame
i wear 3 sports bras when i run. i dont mind the staring
just....don't play follow the bouncing boobs!
you and your giant manboobs nick?
ewww you have saggy balls like murph?!!
alright....what about the boobs?!
no work today?!!
makin fun of people with downs syndrome is the best!!!
nice. go sleep then!
where's my key lime cheesecake biatch?!
may god have mercy on your soul for actually watching mad tv
WTF?! when the hell did my balls get saggy?! huge sure.. saggy no.. jeezus.. give a guy a complex why don't ya
and now he's anonymous. go murph!
wtf.. it won't let me put in my name... you banned me didn't you... just pushed murph away... you elitest
i did not murph. i heart you remember!
like when blogger goes down for 5 hours for fuckin maintenance!
i nearly shot someone last night
sure boys
come to the gym with me
satin sheets.
word
among other things, eh murph?
point?!!
naw, they actually stay cold
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