Tuesday, October 11, 2005

now you've got to dance with me...now is when it's got to be...cause i can't wait for the dance floor to fill in......

it's always a popular question:

"what do you hate most about being male/female"

usually, i think about it for a bit..and say absolutely nothing. why? cause i have no idea what it's like to be anything other than a female....bleeding monthly really isn't the worst thing in the world....and...lets face it.... i'd be one homosexual male with my undying love for make-up, stuffed animals, and cute furry things in general.

but, i now...for better or for worse...have an answer to that question.

ready?

i worry too much....

i think too much....

i overanalyze to the point of agonizing no-win situations where regardless of the situation i was the one who fucked up, and i was the one worth leaving.....

and that's such a shitty female thing to do......almost as shitty as downing a pint of haagen das hazelnut gelato while watching chick fliks, and drining a bottle of wine...BUT! that's a whole other topic....and i haven't done that in at least a month....hmmm...

RIGHT!..but what makes this overanalyzing that much worse is the fact that.....i'm not stupid. oh nay nay...i'm rather smart (for a chick....see i quantified it for you bitch ass men..aka murph....much love dude!) ..so it's like double time, and all-consumming....and it, in general, sucks much donkey dong.

and thus...that is what i hate about being female.

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in other news..the ass hat who denied me when i invited him over for sex....has........invited me to his halloween party. wow. so tactless eh?

17 comments:

DZER said...

I hear you on the overanalyzing thing, buttah ... my anal-retentive side does that ... and yes, it sucks big fat green donkey dick.

and tell the "i need sleep" guy that you're pretty sure you will be too tired that night ;)

Everything Nice said...

Uh. Elle. Umm.

Holla!

Anonymous said...

I didn't think I put you on my Halloween Bonfire list? Now I know where that little vixen of a costume idea came from.... hell yeah

"Jet" said...

Too bad you already have plans for Halloween!!

We can always share the pint of ice cream and wine so there are less calories!!

da buttah said...

an ass hat is a guy that....

denies you when you blatantly ask him for sex.


ASS HAT!

DZER said...

I love the world "asshat."

I want to buy a hat that looks like an ass so I can go to the parties as "Mr. Asshat."

But I'll probably just go as what I always go as: Big, Fat White Guy With Shaved Head.

da buttah said...

ass has is an awesom word. amen D

da buttah said...

nope. eunuch is wrong my dear


ASSHAT! is where it's at


goddamn i rhymed

i need to go back to sleep haha

DZER said...

more sleep is always good

I really love a lass that
uses the word asshat

boo-yeah!

da buttah said...

murph.....i want you to play with it.

DUH!

DZER said...

I bet it's fun in the security line at airports ;)

da buttah said...

thanksgiving will be that much more fun now

DZER said...

just make sure it doesn't get accidentally magnetized. yowza!

and speaking of piercings ... didja see my flipflop earrings? LOL

da buttah said...

just because it's not a day in law school without me laughing at the pretentious fuckheads i call my peers

while talking about can briefs (briefs that overview a case for you..you buy 'em..and they help a ton with final outlines)....this fuckhead was like

"i told the kid i'm mentoring that you should justiciably use them"

what a fuckin tard.

sassinak said...

sugarpunk: yeah dude me too. they love me in that one of the guys can't imagine boinking her sort of way... which yay for friends bad for boinking

da buttah said...

wow.

hi

Anonymous said...

Hi elle, Haven't been by in a while. Ass hat is the best teerm ever. The nerve of that fucktard! I have lots of reading to do c-ya.

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