hey yo we flip the script the game done changed...worldwide yard ain't been the same....jig zag zigular come bring the pain

in the interest of being in bed before 3am tonight, i'll just make a funtastic little list!

• parents came in this weekend!! for as much as i complain about my parents, and for as annoying i find it that i'm 23 years old and they still are in every aspect of my life and i have to call them nightly, I LOVE MY PARENTS! was funtastic to see them again, and i look forward to seeing them again in a month for thanksgiving

• i got a mother fucking speeding ticket! as i'm driving down 480 East to go meet my parents at fucking 10am, a cop decides it'd be a good idea to move from his grassy knoll onto the highway, right after a bridge...thus causing me to almost hit him...because HEY! why the fuck would someone be approaching and passing the bridge you're hiding behind....n the left lane on a fucking highway? GREAT! then the ass bastard follows me for two seconds (why do they do this?! i really don't understand), then "boop boop" and a flash of the lights later i'm in the lefthand shoulder about 20 feet from where the anal douche almost hit me. he approaches the car, explicates i was going 77 in a 60, and writes me a ticket. i don't deny i was speeding..nay nay...i acknowledge the fact i have a lead foot and get absolutely bitchy when i'm going below 75mph on a highway. noooo, my problem is the fact that it's 10am on a fuckin saturday...and there's no one on the road. it's sunny.....not a cloud in the sky, and aside from about 6 other cars in my vicinity which were all pretty much in the right two lanes, i was it. soo, kind of begs the question: why does it matter that i was speeding? what social harm was i engaging in by going above the speed limit while safely driving in ideal weather conditions with appropriate distance between me and the cars around me? please, inform me...because i seriously just DO NOT get it.

• halloween partying was fun! saw some amazing costumes: two guys showed up as swimmers and wore nothing more than speedo's...and goggles, another guy dressed up as a used tampon (which i laughed my ass off at)....one chick actually was a 1st down marker from football (awesome creativity and execution, retarded planning with what you'll be wearing for more than an hour).....saw a laura croft.....a guy dressed up as hunter s. thompson (fear and loathing in las vegas people..c'mon...), a lot of sheep fuckers were out...like...the outfit consisted of pants that had a blow up sheep on them...amusing.....yada yada yada. what did i go as? i have no idea. apparently i was a whore....regardless, my eye make-up was FUCKING AWESOME, and took forever...to get the glitter on my eyelashes alone too an hour..but hey, i'm a girly girl and love make-up..so i had a blast doing it..blah blah blah.....behold:

and even though i dont really have a good shot of me from halloween..until i see what stewy's camera beholds, this is the best i have....yes, i am supposed to be kinda purple-esque.....no, i have no idea what is wrong with my face in that pic...