Monday, October 03, 2005

drip drip drop there goes an ear-gasm

i'm kind of in a shitty position. i'm not stupid enough to sleep around.....but, i'm not hot enough to have guys want something more from me....thus....i am screwed.

i accept said defeat.

moving right along......

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fuck. i got nothing......

so....uhhhh........enjoy adrianna in the swimsuit i got for jamaica. damn she's hot, eh?!




oh...and l'shana tova y'all =0)

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, the random hot girl pic of the day. Thank you. But feel free to post more photos of yoself, whoooooooo

DZER said...

at least if you wanted to sleep around, you'd find takers

wanna co-found a lonely hearts club? ;)

Anonymous said...

I think sometimes you are too hard on yourself and l'shana tova to you too.

Anonymous said...

elle, you're a hot drunk chick, don't worry.

da buttah said...

thank you shane!!

Comrad: eh. no i'm not. just not stupid enough to have clouded judgement. l'shana tova :)

D--i'm already the president of the NBG club: no booty gettin club. but i think i could manage to join a lonely hearts club as well ;)


Na--pipe it. i'm no tease mr "come cry, and i'll hold you"!

da buttah said...

murph.......all in due time. ALL in due time

DZER said...

buttah ... cool ... need a treasurer?

da buttah said...

you're in D!

DZER said...

I'm all verklempt!

talk amongst yourselves. Here's a topic: Buttah's bodacious breasts.

go!

da buttah said...

hahaha uhhh

bodacious breasts are under a sweatshirt today

DZER said...

ooh ... I love a big-breasted woman in a sweatshirt ... well ... in anything, actually ... garbage bag, tweed jacket, empty barrel ...

DZER said...

hey, you got the boobs to pull it off. go for it!

da buttah said...

come on over man. my apartment is a cool 68 :)


course it's 85 out..and it's fuckin october!

DZER said...

my apartment is a cool 67 ... gotta love the air con

DZER said...

damn ... I always miss the chicks on that "year of sluttiness" ...

*sigh*

da buttah said...

i wore a sweatshirt outside yesterday...looks like an idiot....


uhhhh no sleeping around. not my thing

DZER said...

buttah: what say ya move to Guam and give it a shot ... maybe sleeping around in the tropics is different ;)

da buttah said...

i can't do it..sleeping around....

i'd end up hating myself too much.


but i'll tropics it up D :)

DZER said...

all my friends from the blogosphere are welcome in Duane's World, Duane's World! Party-time! Excellent!!

da buttah said...

because i'm not a man.....

and i have self worth..and i don't think my putting out is going to solve a problem....or make someone like me..or empower me at all.

if anything it will make me the piece of meat men already objectify me to be..and on top of being someone to hang out with when no one else is around..i'd turn into the one you could go to when you want ass.

i don't want to be that girl. i don't deserve to be that girl.

DZER said...

You don't deserve to be that girl? I don't deserve to be that girl! This whole courtroom doesn't deserve to be that girl!



see what I did there? with the thing? and the y'know?

da buttah said...

i can't explain it. my parents raised me too well. i can't have sex for the sake of it.

next.

da buttah said...

JAMAICA MON!!!

DZER said...

Why is it always Jamaica instead of Guam? Besides Guam costing like 3 or 4 times as much, I mean ...

da buttah said...

i'm not moonie. i'm letting the past year and a half of dating make a decision for me. i don't think men treat me as meat, but i don't want to be the stepping stone like i tend to be for most guys.

YES! lets go mon!

DZER said...

hey ... at least they're not going gay after dating you. See? There's always a bright side!

da buttah said...

i'll fuck you murph.

da buttah said...

you have no feelings

sassinak said...

i am SO happy about fiona's album finally being released.

elle it's fun to have self respect but it'sfun to do crazy sexcapades when you're young... and i don't regret any of mine EXCEPT the ones where i did things i didn't respect or people i didn't respect... some fun with nice folks is good though.

that said, if you can't, you can't and good for you knowing that about yourself.

damm it's nice to have commentability again

Eric2613 said...

Dude, I finally got around to reading your Sunday entry, you got quite the rise out of me. I know I missed the boat on the comments that day but I left a special one just for you.

Steppin' On Toes said...

Ooooo it's the green eyed model. LOVE HER. but i don't have time to read all the other comments, but i'm sure you know better than to think that way of yourself. when u switch the case around it seems that all guys want from hot girls is sex too.

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Johnny Menace said...

eat some oreos until the pain goes away....