1) julian mcmahon... drooooool 2) what is it with those im people who disappear? like really we were in the middle of a conversation asshole and now i'm staring at my fucking computer going 'where did he go' ... screw dat 3) morning!
okay....so this guy sitting exactly one row in front of me....has his belt pulled so tight on his wee little jeans...it looks like he has perma wood....and everytime i see him stand up......i have to hold back the biggest laugh known to man
naw dude..he's fugly. he's got the huge upper body..and like chicken legs...and then a belt that's so tight..it does that fold up thing in the back jean loop..and you can see his white (eww white) boxers.
no prob sass :) i read your shtuff...just never comment cause i'm a atard and never think of anything eloquent or worthwhile
Elle my blogger friend, I'll say this once since I'm married and shouldn't be saying it, if I really was there the wood wouldn't be random, I've seen all your pictures, and you are gorgeous, maybe some guy you liked didn't like you back or something, but that's no reason to keep cracking on yourself.
elle: nope being nice to yourself is one of the hardest and most essential things to learn in the world. it's step one toliking yourself which is step one toliking someone else
hee like you know if you like want to like beat up on yourself like you know we like have to like maybe tell you that like it's not okay like you know?
sides, like what goes around like comes around... and i've had the same like advice from others you know?
let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
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Do you live near a nuclear power plant or are you a Chernobyl survivor?
what is the sound of nothin' being posted?
1) julian mcmahon... drooooool
2) what is it with those im people who disappear? like really we were in the middle of a conversation asshole and now i'm staring at my fucking computer going 'where did he go' ... screw dat
3) morning!
Dr. Christian.... YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
word up.
he's a nummy mother fucker!
murph..you're such an elitest whore....i swear
I want to be the first to start the rumor that he is as gay as Tom Cruise.
heh.
he's not gay...he's in a fraternity
(so help me god dude..you better get that!)
because gay balding guys in columbus are out murph.
MEANWHILE indeed!!
okay....so this guy sitting exactly one row in front of me....has his belt pulled so tight on his wee little jeans...it looks like he has perma wood....and everytime i see him stand up......i have to hold back the biggest laugh known to man
/end transmission.
*snicker*
that's seriously funny shit there elle. i don't get nip/tuck til the 23rd :(
SO EXCITED!
hey i never do this, but go comment on my jones post will you? i'm really interested in your opinion :)
will do sass :) just let me finish with con law and my bullshit jlsa meeting (free pizza though...can't deny that)...and i shall read it on up :)
thanks dude... there's a bunch of random stuff at the beginning and then the end is sorta an unexpected postlet... :)
teehee... perma wood
I hate random boners... mind of it's own I swear
I am a total TV geek (ie I am man enough to watch and profess my love for the Gilmore girls) and I have never seen an ep of Nip/Tuck.
For some reason, just the look of the main actors makes me not care.
Did I mention I want a hamburger from Luke's?
naw dude..he's fugly. he's got the huge upper body..and like chicken legs...and then a belt that's so tight..it does that fold up thing in the back jean loop..and you can see his white (eww white) boxers.
no prob sass :) i read your shtuff...just never comment cause i'm a atard and never think of anything eloquent or worthwhile
JABBER STUD!!!
random wood...cracks me up :) but this isn't random wood...this is a case of just pulling your belt soooo tight, your jeans bulge.
wait... that's YOU behind me?!?!
yea..i look way more horrid in person eh? ;)
and lost
Elle my blogger friend, I'll say this once since I'm married and shouldn't be saying it, if I really was there the wood wouldn't be random, I've seen all your pictures, and you are gorgeous, maybe some guy you liked didn't like you back or something, but that's no reason to keep cracking on yourself.
armando: i don't just want the hamburger, i want the WHOLEL LUKE!
luke danes is fucking delicious... even more delicious than dr. christian
and word times four on the stop dissing yourself... be more gentle to your self, it's the voice your soul trusts most after all...
elle, i don't usually go after comments but this one has had me thinking for a while :)
Urban Ninja
dear god. can't a girl self depricate in peace?!!
elle: nope
being nice to yourself is one of the hardest and most essential things to learn in the world. it's step one toliking yourself which is step one toliking someone else
note to self, need a new space bar
gawd
you guys are like
so like no like fun!
hee
like you know if you like want to like beat up on yourself like you know we like have to like maybe tell you that like it's not okay like you know?
sides, like what goes around like comes around... and i've had the same like advice from others you know?
THE VALLEY GIRLNESS IS AWESOME!!
i gotta brush up on my cali-style....been a while
oh baby...can think of some other things to do with my ass ;)
it's funny... you can take the girl out of the valley but the valley girl is always hiding inside :)
Finally a show with man ass!!! Thank god for FX!
hmmmm.....that would be my cleavage murph. it's more fun that way
word melissa! WORD!!
I dunno how murph missed it, but word on the elle-on-teresa ass-play intimations!! GADZOOKS!!
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