Wednesday, September 28, 2005

pon de river...pon de bank....

well.....i got my halloween outfit today (yay fed ex! i love getting packages).....and it seems my tits are way to fuckin big for it....i mean they fit in....but jesus christ....it's pushing it...pushing it more than i feel comfortable with....so......fuck...i have to figure it out somehow.....

fuckin figures.

goddamn shelf-o-boobs!

35 comments:

DZER said...

show us! picture, picture, picture!

sorry ... I'm at work and need stimulation ;)

Anonymous said...

Yeah really. I'm going to have to get a better look at the situation so a proper evaluation can be made. Call for an appointment....

"Jet" said...

I agree with Dzer... I wanna see a pic!! Could you take it to a seamstress to alter it?? I know a good Austrian lady in River.

Either that or get a reduction before you leave...

Rebecca said...

I have the same problem, but what I say to that is it is fine for haloween, because Haloween is every girls excuse to be a slut.... So you will be in good company.

da buttah said...

hmmmmmmmmm

halloween is an excuse to be a slut..but i somehow think that my sandwiched boobs aren't slutty..it's just tacky.


Murph: suck it.

DZER said...

If we can't see a pic, can we at least see murph suck it?

tjayswift said...

There could be worse problems to have. Like leprosy, for instance.

Anonymous said...

Isnt that the way they are suppose to fit for the outfit you chose?

da buttah said...

Jamaica Mon! We gotta plan that.


Ori: you too can suck it! Oh, and if you ever read this--there's a thing at nighttown tonight for the yuds.

Tjay: you are so right. i could be fatter. and that would be worse haha

Comrad: uhhh....not to the extent that it is?!

DZER said...

I like a good sturdy shelf

or, to channel murphy: "nice tits"

da buttah said...

boooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooBBBBiiiiessss!

DZER said...

Our breasts are heaving, our eyes are agleam,
Our arms are waving, our lips are apart....

-- William Butler Yeats


and hhhhgy ... four of a kind! beat my poker word verification hand!

da buttah said...

lhlemp--full house baby :)

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, I see. Will we be given the opportunity to see you in this costume?

DZER said...

how is that a full house? And even it was, it doesn't beat 4 H's. Some chick needs poker school ;)

da buttah said...

i suck at poker.


come drink martini's with the jews tonight murph!

emymwfq

snarf?

DZER said...

mazeltov!

I just watched "The Frisco Kid" the other day ... gotta be one of the funniest rabbi movies ever!

da buttah said...

hebrew hammer is up there too D!

that movie is hilarious!

DZER said...

buttah: the hebrew hammer was hilarious!

DZER said...

you do?

Timmy said...

Best scene in Hebrew Hammer: the schoolyard scene where the other kids throw pennies on the ground, because they know that the young Hammer can't help but pick them up.
Ethnic stereotypes are fun :)

Timmy said...

Best scene in Hebrew Hammer: the schoolyard scene where the other kids throw pennies on the ground, because they know that the young Hammer can't help but pick them up.
Ethnic stereotypes are fun :)

da buttah said...

Dont' confuse my like for you Na, with my like for shelf boobies


Hammer rocks. I like the jewish guilt scenes!

Bmk--> link me away, i'm honored :)

da buttah said...

T is so a fellow yud!

da buttah said...

jewish law: if your momma is jewish, you be is jewish.

she's a jew!

riiiight Na. RIIIIIGHT. you still owe me that massage anyway

fiqkrn---fuck quicker?!

da buttah said...

nope. we keep it reeee-yalllll


Na..you gotta tie it up for me, remember? haha


gshspkss---grashopppas!

da buttah said...

you're the tease!!

offering me key lime soda hahaha

da buttah said...

i clearly remember saying key lime cheesecake

da buttah said...

yes. before she got all manly and got boobie implants

da buttah said...

mmmmm cheesecake.

my huge hips thank you :)

da buttah said...

woah!!! key lime overload

da buttah said...

ohhhhhhhhhh. try me ho!

da buttah said...

*takes out the lame meter*

yea Nick.....you're off the charts with that one.

da buttah said...

i'll moon you murph.

DZER said...

I thought only guys had trailer hitches ... and girls had the trailers, which rests on the said hitch??